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Because I am tottally not sugar high and tired at all, I'll make a Randomness! thread.
Giant purple monkeys riding evil bananas' so they can got away from the ninja-tree finnally notice that their banana-brooms are on fire because they jumped in to a cold lake to make the yumabi fire-beards light them on fire so that they could trick people they were a shooting star that landed on a mueseum where people were planning on putting an asteroid that fell from a galaxie named after me, the most famous, amazeing, odd, randomness-loving kido-tree-creature-enting-green-haired-thing-in-the-world.
submitted by Meadow de Weirdo , age Exactly?, The chair that
(October 30, 2009 - 11:22 pm)
(October 30, 2009 - 11:22 pm)
Wow.... I can tell you're not hyper... not at all... of course not... *backs away nervously, glancing from side to side for object to place between the... er... not-hyper Meadow and herself* Anywho, I feel random, too. So here goes.
I have a secret. A deep, dark, secret. A secret that you wish you knew. Perhaps I'll tell you. Maybe not. It's about hippos. Oops! I probably shouldn't have told you that.... Anyway, why are you reading this? Are you trying to find out my secret? Shame on you! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO FIND MY SECRET?????? Go away, trespasser! Never return! What? Tell you or you'll rub cheese soufle in my hair? Get away, sneaky little beastie! No! Not the cheese soufle...... Fine, fine, I'll tell you! The secret is.... Hippos own Canada! They bought it last year! Now please get the cheese soufle away from me! *collapses into hysterical sobs* Ah! It's gone! At last! I DID NOT JUST TELL YOU THAT! IT'S NOT TRUE! FORGET IT! PLEASE! *starts sobbing again*
It is true, actually. They bought it for thirty billion dollars that they forged out of river mud. Moose aren't as smart as hippos, after all. And the moose of Canada owned the country for years ever since the French sold it for three million louis back in 1738. It's hard to say where the moose got the louis - moose historian's aren't the most exact.
-EH
(October 31, 2009 - 10:06 pm)
I didn't even know who owned Canada, I just thouight that the snow did. That just shows how much I don't know. LAst night i was a evil-cat-hater-who-uses-flashlights-and-fake-tranquilizer-darts-to-capture-giant-cats-and-put-them-in-a-giant-cat-cage. And I was a doll, who got dressed up and hair done. And I was a persopn that got hypnotized by a tree and was told to sleep until the tree told me "mustard." But then the tree died and I had to sleep forever.
(November 2, 2009 - 11:06 am)
Never throw pomegranate lollipops at crossword puzzles if you value your liver, for the flowered hat hunts at midnight. How DARE you sing that song underwater while drawing a picture of the Queen?
§¶‼↕◄N4☼♫♪♀!
(November 5, 2009 - 9:09 pm)
Jailambaututilabangiroboogerabimandyla(if you just skipped that name, go read it over, carefully) the sister of Bleanikalinamondasolaimabashilaoo, who is the friend of the computer maker, who is the great-great-grandson of the ancient baker, who is the great-great-uncle of the pepper shaker, who is the step-son of the chef of the house of Lord Tranishaluabiniuaooyazooareaduan, who is the baest friednd, of the best friend, of the best friend of the best friend of the best friednd of the best friend of the King. So, Jailambaututilabangiroboogerabimandyla feels like she is very close to the king, she feels like she knows him very well.
(November 9, 2009 - 4:55 pm)