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Write up fake commercials for whatever you'd like and post them here! I posted the commercial me and my siblings made. I shall post it again here!
SL&M
**Introduction**
Announcer: Everyone’s gotten that call that claims you have just won $1.2 million dollars. Someone probably told you not to give the scammers your personal information, but what you may not know is that your life is in danger if you don’t. Here is a real video of someone who didn’t.
**VIDEO PLAYS**
*Phone rings*
Person: *picks up phone* Hello?
Scammer: We are calling to inform you of an emergency! You have just won 1.2 million dollars! Claim it before it’s too late!
Person: This is a scam. I’m not accepting. *hangs up*
FIVE DAYS LATER
*Knock on door*
Person: *opens door* who is it?
Scammer: You know who it is. *Pulls gun and shoots Person*
Person: *Melodramatically dies*
**VIDEO ENDS**
Announcer: SL&M, saving lives and money, one scam at a time.
So in case you didn't get why I put the bold parts, it because SL&M stands for saving lives and money.
submitted by Pancake, age Open24hour, Pizza Place
(November 24, 2021 - 8:20 am)
(November 24, 2021 - 8:20 am)
LIT Eraser
Announcer: Have you ever had he problem of not being able to erase your pen marks, pencil marks, or marker marks? Well, this eraser is for you! It can erase anything! It could even erase your enimies! And, it has instant shipping! Here is a clip:
*VIDEO PLAYS*
Person: This war is way to hard! Everyone is getting shot! We need something to help us! I know! Let's order the LIT ERASER!!!!
*Orders it*
*Eraser appears*
Person: *Erases their enimies*
Everyone on Person's side: WE WON!!!
Announcer: And that is how LIT Eraser works! You can order i with instant shipping for $10.50!!! You'll get a $5 discount if you order it at either 12:00 midnight or noon!!!
(December 1, 2021 - 7:05 am)
Here are our new commercials~!
this one was designed by GoldenLionTamarin.
Announcer: Do you love gambling, but just can't stand spinners, dies, or cards? Well, the gambling game console is here! It is wirelessly connected to your bank account, and withdraws $0.99 from your account if you lose, but gives you $4.99 if you win! Also, if every minute that passes without losing or winning the game, a video on how to play the game appears on the TV, for moderate annoyance. It can turn over 1000+ games into gambling opportunities, including Minecraft, Super Mario, and other top games. Here's how it works:
*CLIP PLAYS*
*Person 1 playing on game console*
*Person 1 wins*
Person 1: Yes! That's five more dollars in my bank account! Now, let me hack the other one.
*Person 1 presses random buttons*
*Camera turns to Person 2, also playing on a similar game console*
*Person 2 loses*
Person 2: Oh shoot!
*CLIP ENDS*
Announcer: Well, that's how it works, get the GGC for only $99.99!
This one was designed by Pancake.
Announcer: If you are learning a language, you have probably had the problem of always getting one thing wrong. If this happens to you a lot, we have the perfect thing for you!
CLIP PLAYS
COVID 19 mask spins in place
Announcer: We created a mask that will translate whatever you say into whatever language you wish to speak!
Watch spins in place
Announcer: This watch controls what language you speak through the mask, automatically set the time zone to where you are, and it controls the earpiece.
Thing that looks like a hearing aid spins
Announcer: This earpiece will decide what language you hear! You can buy them as a set for $87.99, or you can buy two of them for $77.99! You can buy them all separate for a grand total of $99.00, but no tax!
CLIP TWO PLAYS
Person: *Puts on watch, mask, and earpiece* *travels to Italy* I want to talk to some Italians! Let’s change the language... *presses button* Italian.
Computerized voice: Your language is set to Italian
Person: (In Italian) *walks to random person* Do you know where the nearest restaurant is?
Italian (In Italian): Just down the street. It’s called Pizza Castle.
CLIPS END
Announcer: And that’s how it works! You can visit Speechshar’s website.
This one was designed by Pancake.
Speechshar
Announcer: Have you ever had the problem of calling an emergency number but you don’t know the address? Well, this is the app for you! Download the app and it will track your location to send it to the emergency people when you call. They will contact the nearest emergency station. Here’s a clip of how it works:
CLIP PLAYS
*Person gets in car accident*
*Person activates Speechshar Phone Service App*
Emergncy person: *calmly* Press 1 if you are dead. Press 2 if you are dying. Press 3 if you have a possibly fatal injury or might die or begin dying. Press 4 if you have a serious injury. Press 5 if you have a average injury. Press 6 if you have a small injury. Press 7 if you are dehydrated. Press 8 if you have caught some disease, minor or fatal. Press 9 if you just need help and Speechshar Phone Service there is no time to explain. Press 0 if you have no injuries and need consoling. Hang up if you are fine.
*Person presses 3*
Emergency person: *calmly* we are sending someone right now. We have contacted the nearest emergency station. It will be a ten minute wait.
*Person waits*
*Person nearly dies*
*Emergency people make it just in time*
CLIP ENDS
Announcer: And that’s how it works! You can buy it for only 7.99 right now! Here are some comments!
COMMENTER:
-This works great! I just needed to press 0, and they helped me a lot!
-I almost died because there was no emergency station nearby.
-It is awful! You have to wait for the person to stop talking before you can press a button or hang up!
-Look at the video! They nearly died!
-It’s 25.99. It’s not worth it.
-You should definitely buy this! They saved my family’s life once!
-They can definitely help you if you are in a bad situation. I recommend buying it!
-It’s Emergency, but they already know where you are!
disclaimer: All commercials are fake and any links do not lead to anywhere. These products and services will only exist in the far future if they ever do.
(December 28, 2021 - 8:01 pm)
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New commercials out!
Pancake, these seem to be the same commercials that have already been submitted. Two were edited to avoid posting anything that is too similar to a real web address or site/product name. We avoid posting phone numbers for the same reason. The other was deleted because it's the name of a real site.
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