I love paradoxes! Here's one I forgot the name of-

If two people are racing, and one gets a head start, in theory, the person who starts afterward would have to keep halving the distance between the two people, and therefore never fully catching up. I guess this doens't really count though, because it can be proven wrong... I don't know :p

One I kind of came up with (idk if it's a paradox or just a theoretical statement):

The only thing you can truly know is that you can't truly know anything (except that the only thing you can truly know is that you can't truly know anything except etc, etc.), because you can't actually prove anything. You can be 99.9999999999999999999% sure, but not 100%. You could alway be dreaming. For all we know, the sky is green and grass is purple and the most common pet for a cat to have is a human.

One paradox I like is the band called Nameless.  They're not nameless, because nameless is a name but then nameless means they don't have a name.  On second thought, I'm not sure that's a paradox after typing it out.  Thoughts on whether it's a paradox or not?

Also a good book full of paradoxes is Aha! Gotcha by Martin Gardner.

Say you went back in time and killed your mom.

(Why would you do that you evil being!)

Your mom would not have survived to give birth to you.  Therefore, you would not have existed to kill her.  Therefore, she still would have existed to have you, and you would have killed her, and she wouldn't have had you, and you wouldn't have killed her, and she would've had you, and you would have killed her, and she wouldn't've had you, and you wouldn't have killed her, and... 

Random Thoughts Thread.

Nothing on the random thoughts thread is actually random. Sure, it would be random to post a comment about Minecraft on a Roleplay thread, but on the random thoughts thread, you expect to see random stuff. However, it is random to see expected stuff on a thread where stuff is supposed to be random, thus meaning that everything on that thread is random. 

So which is it?

I posted a comment like this one on the random thoughts thread a few months ago if anyone recognizes it.

Oh, one of my favorite shows, We Bare Bears on Cartoon Network, has a character who talks in 3rd person and is talking to someone who sells mouse pads (like a mini carpet of sorts for a computer mouse) with drawings and decor on them. The character who speaks in 3rd person is named Ice Bear and he says this:

"Ice Bear wants to by cat mouse pad. Loves paradox." 

Is he wrong though? 

Procrastination: I like wasting time.

If you like wasting time, are you really wasting time at all? I actually saw this one first in the Random Thoughts Thread, so I did not make this one. But still, are you wasting time? 

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That is the only one I can think of now...oh well, I will add some more here if I can think of any.  

I am lying.

Well, if I'm lying when I say that, I must be telling the truth. But if I'm lying I can't be telling the truth. 

Once my cousin had a book of paradoxes! There was one about black crows, and he confused my aunt with it. I think it was something about how if a scientist wanted to prove that all crows are black, they could look at each crow that is black, but they could also look at each thing that is not a crow and not black, like, I don't know, an office chair. That could be evidence to their claim. But I forgot if that is the actual paradox, or if it is something else. A lot of riddles are based off of paradoxes, to!

I know one! 

"I always lie."

If you always lie, that is a lie (since it says that you always lie, which includes this time), but if you do always lie, it has to be a truth.

This one is confusing as well. If you meet your future self, then you have to go back in time. But what if you don't? Would that change what happened between you meeting your future self and when you had to go back in time? Also! If you meet your past self, you would remember meeting your future self, so you would remember what happened!!! And, the first round of War (the card game) is already decided! When you shuffle your cards, it changes and then is decided!

Here is something that will make you go crazy. If someone says they have a secret, but they don't tell you, if you kept thinking about it and what it could be, you would go crazy. Also, if you wonder what would've happened if you answered a question differently, you would also go crazy.

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Actually, End Game has a major paradox. The avengers went back in time to get the stones. Then the past Thanos comes into the future. They kill the past Thanos, which means Thanos never destroyed half of the universe, which means the avengers never went back in time, which means that Thanos did destoy half the universe, and so on.