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Something i’d like to try.
Okay, LORD ENTROPY HERE.
Remember me? BECAUSE I REMEMBER ME. And I'm back!
And I have an idea. The rules are simple. I’ll tell a story, and you’ll say what the characters do next. Like you could say “Go in the castle>”
I’ll start...now.
Your name is Alex Teatime , you’re a teenage girl and right now you’re standing in your room. You only have two friends, but you’ve heard you only need one, so you must be okay. You have various INTERESTS such as comic books, reading, and watching a tv show called GRIMOIRE GALS. Nobody else has ever heard of it, except your stepdad. Your MOTHER is prowling in the house. Currently you’re stuck in your room, she grounded you for some obscene reason. Your favorite colour is red, whereas you despise pink. You could try to escape and run to your friend JADES’ house. You were recently messaged by someone calling herself 1UN4. You could be another character.
What will you do?
submitted by Lord Entropy, age YES., Who wants to know?
(August 31, 2021 - 7:42 am)
(August 31, 2021 - 7:42 am)
Text adventures! I love these things.
Can we try LOOKING around the ROOM?
(August 31, 2021 - 11:33 am)
You LOOK around the ROOM, making sure to CAPITALIZE CORRECTLY while doing so.
There's not much here, aside from posters that BETRAY your INTERESTS. As well as a VALENTINES DAY CARD that your best friend JADE gave you a year ago. You hide it when she visits you. Beneath your bed there is a secret ESCAPE TUNNEL.
(September 1, 2021 - 6:46 am)
Welp, let's try ENTERING the ESCAPE TUNNEL.
(September 1, 2021 - 11:42 am)
You ENTER the ESCAPE TUNNEL.
It forks here going to either TOLLIVER or JADES house.
Your phone buzzes. It's 1UN4 AGAIN.
Seriously she has no idea how BUSY YOU ARE.
(September 1, 2021 - 3:27 pm)
go to TOLLIVER'S house.
(September 1, 2021 - 5:34 pm)
You climb the tunnel to TOLLIVER'S house. You pass his MOMS or MUMS as he calls them HONESTLY his little british accent is SO INFURIATING. They smile and wave at you. Tollivers room is just up ahead. Your PHONE buzzes again. It's 1UN4. NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
(September 1, 2021 - 8:42 pm)
Okay, okay, let's ANSWER the STUPID PHONE!
(September 2, 2021 - 8:50 am)
Alex: What do you want and will you leave me alone if i give it to you.
1UN4: I HAVE COME FOR...
RELATIONSHIP ADVIIIIIIIICE!
Alex:...
Alex: no.
1UN4: Relax! I was kidding. Mostly. I doubt that you can give me advice any more than you can ADMIT YOUR BLAAAAATANT CRUSH ON JAAAAAAAAAAADE!
Alex: Did you call me just to mock me?
(September 2, 2021 - 3:42 pm)
You can now SWITCH CHARACTERS
Just say BECOME JADE or BECOME TOLLIVER
(September 3, 2021 - 6:42 am)
I mean, we gotta! Let's BECOME TOLLIVER!
(September 3, 2021 - 10:38 am)
Your name is TOLLIVER ENGLISH. You are a teenager and currently you are sitting in your bedroom, hearing as your friend ALEX screams at someone on the phone.
Your mums are also downstairs, likely also being subjected to this madness. The is higly inappropriate. You know they like your friends, but they shouldn't have to deal with them at this volume. This is unacceptable.
...
oh right, you should introduce yourself here.
Your name is Tolliver English, and you are fourteen years old. You have two real friends but most people you know have no real friends and lots of fake ones, so you come out on top of them. You like comics with BIZARRELY PHILOSOPHICAL UNDERTONES. You are ace, and genderfluid. Today is your friend JADE'S birthday. You'll send her her present later.
Now what to do about the miscreant of a friend currently ostracizing and intimidating your beloved mothers?
(September 3, 2021 - 9:50 pm)
Should we find Alex?
(September 4, 2021 - 1:18 pm)
Well, really how hard could that be? She's already SCREAMING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR!
You run out the door and pull her into your room.
(September 4, 2021 - 9:24 pm)
Nope, not letting this die!
Let's ASK ALEX about SCREAMING.
(September 8, 2021 - 8:08 am)
You CAREFULY LECTURE Alex on her HORRIBLE DEEDS.
She replies the unidentified victim on her phone DESERVED IT.
(September 10, 2021 - 8:23 am)