All right so

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Mom: Ooh, these are nice oven mitts.

Dad, jokingly: Are you going to steal them

Mom: eeheeheeheeheehee

(Context: Right now we’re on vacation and the oven mitts are adorable and tiny)

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Friend: And ThunderClan is a forest

Me: Actually ThunderClan is a group of cats

(Context: We were discussing how many of the Clans in Warriors lived in a forest since before they moved to the lake their home was just “The Forest”)

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Oh, and I’d also like to say that there’s an inflatable deer head on the wall here. 

The last few weeks of camp have given me many more quotes...Oh, and so have my parents. 

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-"Can I use my chicken?"

--"Is it a live chicken?"

-"Yes."

--"Then I'm gonna say no..."

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My mom: "I put the double twelve in your pants!" 

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-"I'm a radical sandwich anarchy." 

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-"air sLICERS!"

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-"I am very wise on matters of destruction and chaos." 

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-"Are WE toast?" 

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-"CHEERWINE, DUCT TAPE, AND CHEESE ARE THE HOLY TRINITY!" 

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-"This truck smells like hamburgers" (Note: It was a mail truck) 

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-"There was a lizard at camp my friend named Sir Scallywags who lived in the trash cans." 

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-"*hot dog intensifies*" 

*a few minutes later 

-"sandwich intensifies*" 

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My dad: "You and your cold teeth." 

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Okay...so there you have it! If you would like any explainations, let me know!

~"Every cloud has a silver lining.  Even if that lining is mercury and highly toxic when you touch it."

~"We have a special way of tormenting each other- it's called friendship."

~"I am the Way, the Truth, and the Lunch."

~"You're a smart potato!  You're the smartest potato in town!"

~"It's nice out here- if you're a fish."

~"When life gives you lemons hire a goat to eat them for you."

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*In a conversation about MHA*

Me: "Shigaraki."

Friend, in an Italian accent: "Tomura Shigaraki mama mia pizzaria!"

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~"Humans are just really complicated squirrels."

~"They should go shopping together and see who makes it out alive."

~"This is why we don't buy puppies from craigslist, children."

~"A dumb watch makes a smart student."

~"BLOOD! Oh, and grape jelly."

~"I judge people for a living."

~"He was a sheeper! ...Oh, a sheperd."

~"THE CHEEZITS ARE IN THE DRYER!"

I always love reading through these threads!

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R: You should be petty and make a presentation about how you actually adhd

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"BRAD"

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"BEEF"

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"You just got SIT DOWN DAISEYED" 

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R: I think that is big grain title

R: AHHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE BIG GRAIN AGAINNNN

R: *scrolls back in photos for big grain meme"

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M: Luckily it costs ten dollars and not an innocent soul

M: Or perhaps unluckily I don't know your life

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"Same brain"

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"Let's do the bad decisions pose"

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M: Like straight people become friends with you and then they're not straight anymore

M: You have the power to summon the gay

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M: Bestie I love you so much

Me: I love you more

M: Nope nope not possible aH HOLY SOMETHING JUST RAN INTO MY WINDOW

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Me: one time I had a dream where you kept saying that you couldn't zip up the back of your pants

A: Are you sure that was a dream?

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J: LET ME HIT YOUR KNEES

AS: NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

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J: Hey (my name), what's that one dairy thing that has liked whipping cream but it is in a bottle like cheez whiz?

Me: uh, whipped cream?

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J: THICK WATER

AD: What's thick water?

J: It's water that's THICK

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Also I'm helping out with a camp so you will probably get some more quotes! There's also like three guys with the same name here. 

"why are you sound"

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L: The vibes here are just very...

Me: straight

L: YEAH 

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Mom: what's his name

Me: Zach Apple

Mom: ZAPPLE

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person: who is Santa Claus?

me: a FELON

N: he's broken into every house

me: he's wanted in every country

N: INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL 

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"You've got to have more shoulder action. That's where all the sass comes from." 

Topping with another quote!

Person A: "It's so beautiful our here..."

Person B: "I wonder if there are any dead bodies." 

*Sigh* so much for a walk in the park...