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So, I was just reading the Zoom Info thread started by Sunshine S. (Great idea by the way) and it gave me an idea for a new thread - a thread about things to laugh about on Zoom! Whenever a I am DL (digital learning), there is almost always something funny that happens! I've been collecting quotes from some of the other DLs and teachers and here is just one strange one from
Math Teacher "MAD equals 4.25"
That leads me to you: what hilarious things have happened to you on Zoom (or any other online communication thread)? Let's prove that there are plenty of laughs to be had, even when school is digital!
submitted by Neverseen
(April 22, 2021 - 3:55 pm)
(April 22, 2021 - 3:55 pm)
..okay, time to break out the quotes.
"Sorry...NOT SORRY, 'CAUSE WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT ANARCHY AND ANARCHY POG!" ~Me
"You have no idea how much willpower it takes to resist punching him in the face. I deserve some chocolate. Brb." ~Me
"Okay, so I'll take Drake, and throw him out the window- LAND AHOY!" ~My English Teacher
"MINCERAFT IS AWESOME!" "It's...Minecraft." ~Unknown.
"I am two parallel universes ahead of you."
"PULL A DREAM AND MLG OUT OF THE 32ND FLOOR OF THE BUILDING!"
"If this was an AU where we followed our dreams and there were no laws, Iris would be the crazy torturing mad human being, Elle would be the anarchist, arsonist, and assasin, I would be the painter and artist, Sophie would be the troublemaking streamer." ~My Friend
"Thank you mom." ~My Friend
(For the last one, our class literally has adoptive parents within the class- I'm adoptive mom to 3 other people. [It's just for fun. I'm the adoptive mom to 3 people- I suppose I'm more resopnsible? idk.])
"AAAAAAAAH CTPS ARE GOING TO COME HE- WAIT THEY DON'T COUNT AS PART OF YOUR GRADE?!!! CUE THE CELEBRATIONS!"
"You are literally Ranboo + Wilbur Soot."
"F-FACELESS G-GREEN B-BLOB-"
"Ohhh woe has befallen- WAIT DONUTS WE GET DONUTS?!!"
"My mom said we have to go to school on Monday for a test or something. Is that true or is my mom talking nonsense."
"Girls use hair gel?" ~Annoying Idiot
"WHY FIGHT WHEN YOU CAN BACKSTAB!" ~Elle/Me
(The one above is for a play. Don't judge it.)
"OOH, PIZ- it's pineapple. Ew."
I will probably be posting a lot more, since my friends and I are ~hilarious~
(April 22, 2021 - 10:04 pm)
(April 23, 2021 - 11:29 am)
Those are great t3emysticw0lf! There are always some interesting qoutes you discover on Zoom:
Zoom Friend: "OPEN SESAME STREET!" (Um-this didn't have anything to do with school)
Me: "Are the Sesame Stree characters going to cure the Bubonic Plague?" (This one is a really long story - We were talking about COVID, and somehow we got here *shrug*)
Math Teacher: "Radiation: doooooo!" (Making a joke about how classmate said radiation instead of deviation)
Zoom Friend: "That's sad, because death is, like, scary" (This somehow came from the open Open Sesame Street conversation - you tell me how we got to death. I seriously don't know how Sesame Street seems to get into every conversation)
Me: "Missing 2 is good! I missed 3"
Zoom Freind Responds: " You must have been doing calculus or figuring out the meaning of life"
(Talking about an 100 problem vocabulary test that my friend apparently thought I'd ace)
Lets see - with my digital squad, there are sure to be some new ones soon!
(April 23, 2021 - 2:40 pm)
Me: *singing Drops of Jupitor*
L: Who's singing?
Me: *realizing I wasn't muted* *awkwardly* oh, me...
L: That was actually pretty good. What song was it?
Me: Drops of Jupitor by Train?
L: Wait, so Jupitor is... pooping?
Me, who is In Love With Drops Of Jupitor: *horrified look* NO!
L: But- it's drops of Jupitor, like droppings, so-
Me: NO!
~~
Me: *sits very still, reading something on the screen*
L: Is she frozen or just sitting very still?
Me: I'm just sitting very still.
Everyone Else: *starts trying to sit very still so they seem frozen*
Me: Um-
L: *collapses in laughter*
~~
Friend's Mom: Hey, [name redacted], do you want to audition for the school piano band thingy?
Friend (who is actually a very good pianist, although she hates playing): Absolutely not!
Everyone Else: ...does she know she's unmuted?
(for the record, I later found out that my friend's mom was referring to chamber music, which makes this all the more funny- "piano band thingy")
~~
Me: *enters the meeting*
*Fireflies by Owl City is playing*
Me: *freaks out because my teacher actually knows some good music*
(she has weird taste, okay? usually she plays some cringey hip hop about something weird... once she played a song about puberty- *cringes audibly*)
(April 23, 2021 - 12:20 pm)