Chatterbox: Down to Earth

New AE!

Hello everyone, Lazerbat here. I would like to share a little song with you, written by my AE's. Ahem...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

What do you get when you cross a demon, a frog and a psychopath?

I don't know, it's kinda confusing, why don't you do the math?

Well I'll spell it out for your pea- sized brain

Be quiet or I'll cause your robotic head a lot of awful pain!

Shut up you smell like a sewer 

You get a....

Nailchewer!

*Stops music* Wait. Nailchewer? THAT'S WHAT WE ARE NAMING IT?

Yes, and you won't question it. Ok?

Make me.

*Immediatly starts shooting lasers at Windracer*

*Starts running away and screaming*

{Oh gosh. There they go again. Well, I guess I'll have to introduce it. Everyone say hello to Nailchewer!}

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{A-are they going to say anything?}

^Ribbit. I will eat your liver. Ribbit.^

{Um.. Ok? Well this is Nailchewer! He looks like a normal sized frog but with purple/black skin. And empty eyes that look right into you soul! He is a bit crazy, but is also a really cute frog!}

Yeah, he is really cute! But since he is a demon, he can change form into any different demon! So Nailchewer's pronouns change when he changes form. It's kind of funny, as the fact that Bertha is secretly inhabitated by a demon-

{*Closes Lazerbat's mouth* THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TODAY FOLKS! SEE YOU ANOTHER DAY!}