I had a really odd dream last night. I was in the backyard with my sister and my dog, and I was just lying on my stomach on a towel. And then, out of nowhere, a bird pooped all over me. So that was fun.

Then at one point my entire family was trying to fit on a bicycle at once. It didn't work.

And that's all I remember :D

It was odd. 

In all the dreams I've had lately I've had a really fun leather jacket... maybe it's a sign. I sould buy a leather jacket.

I don't remember much about my dream last night, although it was pretty great. The entire CB was living in my backyard, I think there was some craziness with ski lodges, then my house turned into a village, I tried to roller blade around and collect signatures for a petition, I found a starving child and gave him bread, and my worst enemy say my trip over a wall in my roller blades. Except way better.

I've been havin' dreams with Dakota L. and Mike Nesmith from The Monkees recently.

And last time I had a dream with Dakota L. in it, HE SAID THAT HE LIKED ME IS IT A SIGN THAT DAKOTA AND I ARE MENT TO BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I've had dreams! Probably everyone has. I'll give a summary of what mine were like. 

One of the oldest dreams I had that I remember was a weird one. Basically, me and some other people were sliding down a dirt hill. But instead of using our feet, we used our hands and the rest of our bodies... floated in the air?  Anyway, I started sliding down with my hands, but I veered off course and crashed down the hill. The dream ended with a dust cloud as I landed. 

Another one is one I'll never forget. It was about one of our dogs that died a long time ago, but in this dream she came back to life. At the time, the death was recent. So, me and my family were doing some grieving ritual around Momo (that's the dog) and her body was in the kennel. We had on dark robes and everything. What the flip, I was seven when I dreamed this, why is it so creepy?... Anyway, then there were red eyes inside the kennel, and then Momo jumped out, alive and well. We were all happy, and then there was some stuff of us playing with her again. Sad, but happy at the same time. 

This one is very recent. So, I wanted to try lucid dreaming, and one of the ways I could do that was ask, "Am I dreaming?" every five minutes. Then, you'll know you're in a dream and you can control it. However, my brain decided to be stupid. So, I dreamed about encouraging someone ELSE to lucid dream. I both love and hate how hilarious my brain can be sometimes. After that, I tried again, and it almost worked... but unfortunately, I had knowledge that ruined it (and it will ruin everyone else who knows too). I knew that if I blinked, I would be out of the dream. So, every time I almost go there, I blinked instinctively. So, yeah, never got the chance to do that.

Many strange things happened in my dream tonight, many of which I have forgotten.

At school everyone in the school was gathering in the gym for some performance that never ended up happening. Then my sister and a friend of mine said they wanted to talk to me but my teacher offered me partially-mashed potato so I didn't get the chance too. Then I was walking out of school with a different friend and another classmate. In my dream my school was located on a hill and there were peices of differently-colored moss just underneath the grass especially near the tp of the hill so when I looked down it looked to me like there were scattered lights. I told the people I was with that that was my favorite thing about having my school on a hill. Then my friend and sister and someone else approached me again and were about to tell me what they wanted to talk about when I woke up.

I only remember a bit of my next dream. First I was cleaning a wall. I have no idea why. Later, at dinner, I mentioned something about wanting to reread Harry Potter Book 3 but my mom said I couldn't.  I complained so she started to explain why and it started with something about eating charoset with chametz. It didn't actually strike me that that is what I was doing at te time but we were eating it with these teeny tiny roll things, so I guess that's what it was? Anyways, before she finished her exlanation of why she wouldn't let me read it, I woke up again. 

When I was five or six I had this scary dream involving four soldier-type bad guys and a king in blue and white striped pajamas. I don't remember anything else about it.

But when I woke up I had to do some writing for school (homeschool) and I made it into a story where I went and talked to the bad guys who told me they really wanted to go to the moon, and so we got some sticks and leaves and made a rocketship and then we went to the store and got fireworks (to make the rocket go, duh XD), but I secretly got some slow-working DYNAMITE and then we attached the fireworks to the rocket and I taped fishbowls on their heads (for helmets, obviously), and then I lit the fireworks (and the dynamite) and they went off to the moon. And then the rocket EXPLODED! And they were trapped on the moon. The end.

My five-year-old self was odd. 

I had an interesting dream a few months ago. I was in my kitchen and I was reallly hungry. I opened the pantry and that was when the dream turned really weird. The pantry was overflowing with choclate chip cookies and there was this blue monster guy who was eating the cookies as they overflowed into the entire kitchen. I reached out to take a cookie and before I could grab one the monster turned around. I screamed In fright. The mosters face wa flat and snake like. The body started chaanging into Voldermort an them a want ppeared In his hand. He said in this flat evil voice "who dares to take a cookie from my pantry?". Then I woke up.

It sounds like Cookie Monster to me!

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Here's a dream I had once that I remember some of and was even going to turn into a story:

Okay, so, the beginning's pretty blurry. There was an old, haunted mansion, with a bunch of scary things...that I don't remember. Then, there was a white horse on a hill. It kicked me down the hill and then I was at my grandma's house (??) Anyway, here's the part that I remember more.

In the mansion, there was an old woman (some sort of witch) and her daughter. They were competing, trying to get these relics. I'm pretty sure there were seven relics, and each was a different color of the rainbow. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple...and maybe pink? Not entirely sure. Anyway, they were racing. I was helping the daughter, who was either my age or a little older. Also, I think the staircases maybe moved? Dunno. But the old woman already had a relic--the green one--in her room, in a jewelry box. It was a pendant with a green stone. So she went and got that one, putting us behind. I left the mansion (or maybe went to a different part of it? It's unclear) to try and find the other relics. I was in this...store, maybe? There was a little doll in a red dress that I thought might be the red relic, but it wasn't. There was also a Christmas tree, which was maybe the green relic (which doesn't make sense because it was established that the old woman had the green relic). 

Fast forward, now I'm riding the white horse that kicked me in the beginning. Not sure what happened to the whole relic thing, but I have other priorities now. The people of the village (somewhere outside of the mansion) have acquired magic. Also, I have magic, and I apparently need to take the magic away from the villagers. It's nighttime, but there's strings of lights that light up the village (random detail lol). Anyway, I'm blasting villagers with golden magic while I ride the horse (now my bff) through the crowd.

That's all I can remember! 

Last night I had a dream where The Monkees and I were spies, and we were doin' backflips, stuff like that, and I was Mike's age, and he wasn't married and he and I had a moment, and the The MonkeeMobile (That's their car) came and crashed through a building and Micky and Davy jumped over it REPEADITLY.

Yeah, I'm THAT messed up.

I had a dream that taught me not to finsh The Lightning Thief for the first time at 11:00 at night. So, when I had this dream, all I knew about Percy Jackson was the stuff in book one.

So I was at that weird hotel thing (Forget it's name) and I saw Grover going down the waterslide without his cap, so I could see his horns. I followed him and Annabeth and Percy to Camp Halfblood, when the pine tree started talking to me. So I took a chainsaw and cut that pine tree down. Then Chiron yelled at me "WHY DID YOU DO THAT? THAT'S THE CAMP'S PROTECTIVE BARRIER!" Then the Three Furies, the Minotaur, Medusa, Groot, and Baby Yoda came and there was a huge battle, and Baby Yoda was victorius.  

I had a dream on saturday night that there was a beautiful black, gray, and cream, snow dusted wolf in my bedroom hallway.  It was not hostile, just walking.  I blinked and it dissapeared.  I howled for it to come back, but it did not.  I went to my parent's bed,(Still dreaming by the way,) and it came back.  Before I could touch it's fur, the dream ended.