Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Sojo's Grand Adventure

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"Greetings Sojo! What is heading below us at this moment?" Arc asks, making Jamboree spit out his water laughing while Xavier had a confused smile on his face.

"What's he supposed to say, floor?" Jamboree choked out.

The four were in one of the kitchen's of The Everlasting Mansion; Xavier baking cookies, Arc telling them stories, Jamboree stealing cookie batter, and now Sojo, who just walked in.

"I-" Sojo blinked, "What the actual heck did you say Arc?"

"H-he wants... He- he wants t-t-to know..." Jamboree tried to say, still laughing.

"Jamboree- Jamboree get a hold of yourself-!" Arc called, trying to get his steampunk friend to calm down, "Jamboree-!"

"YVES DÌOMHAIREACHD!!!" A new voice- Masquerade- called, "YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE YOURSELF FAINT-!"

"A-Arc just t-tried t-to say 'What's g-going d-down.' to Sojo-"

Suddenly, there was a loud crack as a newcomer- Sammy Everlast- broke a vase over Jamboree's head.

"W-Why would you do that to him!?" Xavier exclaimed, rushing to make sure his newly unconscious friend is okay.  

"Well, you guys certainly didn't want him to pass out from laughter." Sammy pointed out, "I believe my work here is done."

Xavier looked to the other conscious three desperately.

"We're just going to let her go?" Arc asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, she did find a valid solution to our problem." Masquerade said, as he picked up his little brother. "Anyway, what is heading below us at the moment, Sojo?"

"I've decided to travel the world! Meet new CBers, AEs, and CAPTCHA's!"

"How- Wait, is this a leaving thread!?" Xavier panicked, clearly finding the events of the past five minutes unenjoyable.

"Nononono! I'm just going to visit the CBers who want me and comment on this thread as their AE for limited time!" Sojo responded, "Masquerade's going to take my AE spot until this little event is over!"

Xavier turned to Sammy, who came back to steal the rest of the cookie batter.

"Y'know you could've just said that instead of making this chaotic short story, right!?"

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A/N: Sooo yeah. Sojokeeynis speaks in Italics, but if you already have an AE that talks like that, he can speak in (: Smiley Faces :). Event ends sometime in late January, 2021!!!