*throws hay*

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

*throws hay*

*throws hay*

submitted by Gracia, age Timeless, Hay Master
(December 8, 2020 - 6:08 pm)

GET THE HAY CANNON!! *Gets the hay cannon, and then loads it with three THOUSAND bales of hay*

GOT HAY?! *Shoots out hay at three MILLION miles pee hour, burin' everyone in hay*

(*Pops out of hay, with hay in his mouth* Yum,th) (ishay) (isyum) (mmmyy!!!)

... *No comment*

(*Starts eatin' hay slowly* Yummm.)

... *Still no comment for a few more minutes*

*Crockets chirpin'* Ok...?

submitted by Emekittycon Kitten, age 12, Kitten Kingdom
(December 10, 2020 - 1:41 pm)

*grins at my unstoppable, beautiful team of wonderful witches*

*reads part of the original thread*

*extreme feelings of nostalgia and embarrassment*

*throws hay at people*

*hides in a haystack and transforms into a needle (because like, why not)* 

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(December 10, 2020 - 2:01 pm)

*remembers old hay war*

*regrets not participating*

*agrees to join the Witch Slayers in exchange for kiwis* 

submitted by Quill
(December 10, 2020 - 3:13 pm)

*digs out of mountain of hay*

*throws ducks and hay* 

submitted by Fallen Leaf, The center of Hay
(December 10, 2020 - 3:48 pm)

*throws hay*

*has hay all over clothes*

*summons guinea pig*

*guinea pig eats hay*

*sends guinea pig back*

*fills box with hay and throws it*

*is yet again covered in hay* 

submitted by Starchaser, age 13, (finally)
(December 10, 2020 - 5:57 pm)

WHY AND HOW IS IT ALWAYS US THREE *Summons bo staff*

submitted by Rogue, The one of old
(December 10, 2020 - 6:32 pm)

ROGUE IS THAT REALLY YOU?!

(It's Soren <3) 

submitted by LS@Rogue
(December 10, 2020 - 8:34 pm)

*Freaks out about GRACIA and ROGUE being here*

*Jumps into the hay screaming*

<3 Fidelity 

submitted by Fidelity
(December 10, 2020 - 7:20 pm)

*throws handful of hay in confusion*

submitted by peppermint, age 13, earth
(December 10, 2020 - 9:30 pm)

*wonders if I should make a team*

*decides I will*

JOIN THE TREELITARY! WE HAVE... UH... TREES! WE CAN MAKE THEM! AND THROW THEM! AND GROW HAY TREES!

*starts growing a field of hay trees* 

submitted by Fallen Leaf
(December 11, 2020 - 4:22 pm)

ha! bow before the witch slayers! *throwshaythrowshaythrowshay*

submitted by moondemon, age immortal, limbo
(December 12, 2020 - 12:44 pm)

*grabs a now fully grown hay tree and throws it*

submitted by Fallen Leaf
(December 12, 2020 - 2:48 pm)

*wonders what in mystic a hay tree is*

 

submitted by moondemon, age immortal, under a haystack
(December 15, 2020 - 10:31 am)

*dives in pool of hay* 

*has no idea what the heck is goin on but doesn't care*

*starts swimming in the hay pool* 

submitted by Silver Crystal, age Infinity, Milky Way
(December 11, 2020 - 11:27 pm)

*Accepts Fallen Leaf's challenge*

*Throws mud/hay spears*

*sprouts wings and flies, just because* 

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(December 12, 2020 - 9:15 pm)