Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Meet Orson!

Top o' the mornin' to you guys - or afternoon, or evening, or night. I'd like to introduce you all to Orson, my first (and so far only) AE!

Eh.

Oh, come on, Orson! Say hello, tell 'em about yourself. It won't take long.

It had better not. I was filming.

Oh, um, sorry. I had no idea.

Typical. 

Well, if he won't tell you anything, than I will. Orson is an actor-

Performer.

Say what now?

I'm a performer, not an actor.

Right. Orson is a performer and director - d'ye have a problem with that one?

No.

Orson owns a production company - AE Productions Limited. He's won a variety of awards for his work, including a LAFTA, a Peabrain, and two Oskars.

You forgot the Silver Sphere.

Oh, how could I ever forget the Silver Sphere?

Very easily.

Hmm?

I'm not repeating it.

Orson is about to begin auditions for his next movie, "Argyle & Sons", and we decided-

You decided.

-I decided to open it up to your AEs. There'll be a thread for that soon!

Admins save us all.

Anyway, that's all I had to say. Ciao for now! ...psst...Orson...

No.