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Funny story: So

Funny story: So last night at the baseball game, we stayed in a suite with a little balcony to watch the game that my dad had bought for the night in a raffle. I was standing at the little table looking out the glass door at the field when I caught a huge whiff of beer. I looked around and the only person sitting with me was my two year old brother drinking coke. There was a cup of beer next to him, so I assumed the smell was coming from the cup. I smelled the cup, but it wasn't as strong as the smell I had smelt (ok, way to many smelled and smelts in this story). I turned to my brother and said,"Open your mouth," and as he did, that smell hit me again. When he shut his mouth again, he reached for the beer and tried to take a sip, but not before I grabbed it from him. It turned he jugged down half a glass of beer! EW!

submitted by Mary Jo, age 13, Georgia
(August 20, 2009 - 3:44 pm)

Alcohol is evil.

Yes, sorry.

That's pretty funny, though. :) Was he terribly hyper the rest of the night?

submitted by Mary W., age 11.69, NJ
(August 20, 2009 - 5:41 pm)

No, but I like to tell people he got drunk :)

submitted by Mary Jo, age 13, Georgia
(August 21, 2009 - 6:33 am)

Oops, I meant 'chugged' not 'jugged.' What was I thinking?!

submitted by Mary Jo, age 13, Georgia
(August 21, 2009 - 6:34 am)

That's funny! I tried Beer (just a sip) and almost spit it out. I don't like it :(

submitted by Maggie S., age 13, MN
(August 21, 2009 - 12:53 pm)

Beer is nasty. I don't see why people drink the stuff... Ditto wine...

But that's really funny.

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(August 21, 2009 - 1:39 pm)

Or any kind of alcohol for that matter.

submitted by Mary W., age 11.69, NJ
(August 21, 2009 - 4:22 pm)

Beer is nasty. But I have Communion wine at Church every Sunday, and I love it! Cool

submitted by Elizabeth W., age 12, Colorado, Home
(August 21, 2009 - 5:34 pm)

We get grape juice.

submitted by Cramer N., age 13, WA
(August 22, 2009 - 9:04 pm)

Since I'm a Catholic, we believe that the wine is actually the blood of Christ, and there's proof that it is. I'll just be quiet now before I start any argument.

submitted by Mary Jo, age 13, Georgia
(August 23, 2009 - 2:36 pm)

Funny. Sounds like something my brother (who is five) would do.

submitted by Hi TNO -E.L., age 14, WA
(August 21, 2009 - 1:40 pm)

That is funny! I'm surprised he didn't think it was gross. XP

submitted by Megan M., age 13, Ohio
(August 21, 2009 - 4:59 pm)

You paged me??? I like that story. I think both of ours are good. CoolInnocentLaughingSmileTongue outWink

submitted by Elizabeth W., age 12, Colorado, Home
(August 21, 2009 - 5:33 pm)

Ick! Beer is gross-tasting! That's pretty funny, though!

submitted by Ema, age 11, NY
(August 22, 2009 - 1:03 pm)

Oh man, what did your parents do???

Ugh, just the smell of beer makes me sick, it actually smells like my rabbit's urine.  Bleh.

submitted by Laura
(August 23, 2009 - 12:10 am)