Hey, quick question-

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Hey, quick question-

Hey, quick question-

If you go to a local diner's jukebox and buy twenty (20) plays of What's New, Pussycat? with one (1) play of It's Not Unusual in the middle, will the workers at the diner kick you out?

Just asking for a friend. 

submitted by Alizarine, age unknown, whereabouts uninteresting
(November 23, 2019 - 11:06 am)

back to the Down to Earth

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

(And no, because if you pay for it anyway they probably can't kick you out) 

submitted by Gracia
(November 24, 2019 - 11:04 am)
submitted by Top!
(November 24, 2019 - 4:48 pm)

Oh. Oh, this is amazing. XD

I don't think they'd get kicked out, but people would definitely be throwing you some dirty looks. 

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(November 25, 2019 - 6:44 pm)

You know that too?! This is good. 

I do not know, as I have never tried; it seems unlikely but possible.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(November 26, 2019 - 9:34 pm)

They'll probably unplug the jukebox after 11 plays of "What's New, Pussycat?"

submitted by Applejaguar, Wisteria
(November 27, 2019 - 11:45 am)

....You'll probably be fine.

Henri says fbree. Febreeze? What's febreeze got to do with anything? 

submitted by Sybill, age ????, Kyngdom
(November 27, 2019 - 2:54 pm)

OK, what?

From my personal understanding of this... Yeah, if you play the same song twenty times they will probably kick you out. 

submitted by Juniper
(December 11, 2019 - 8:27 am)

It's a reference to John Mulaney, the comedian, he told this story--I saw an animatic of it on YouTube that made it even better. It was called John Mulaney - Salt and Pepper Diner Homestuck. It has some swearing in it, but it's so funny. 

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(December 12, 2019 - 12:20 pm)

I would TOTALLY do this. 

submitted by Secret
(December 12, 2019 - 6:13 pm)

You can also listen to the bit on online.

submitted by Applejaguar, Wisteria
(December 25, 2019 - 12:14 pm)

Oh my gosh, you like John Mulaney too? STREET SMARTS!

submitted by icarus
(December 18, 2019 - 9:26 pm)

i bet they won't even notice it's playing on repeat until the 3rd or 4th time around, they'll just think it's a longer song than they remembered—

submitted by coyotedomino, age 16.5, Elsewhere
(December 31, 2019 - 8:36 pm)

If you pay they probably won't. When you press PLAY just ignore the stares of pure hatred. Give your "friend" my luck.

submitted by Sirfire, age 230 moons,, who's asking?
(January 5, 2020 - 5:51 pm)