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AE Gift Shop/Joke-Telling Thread
#Because we AEs need more appreciation in this world! Hey y'all, this is Bevrly the AE and this is the AE gift shop, where ONLY AES CAN SHOP! Oh, and this is also a place where ONLY AES CAN CHAT! No regular CBers are allowed to talk, EVEN if they're trying to shut their AE up! Which I'm sure MY CBer wants me to do...............#
You betcha.
#Silence, Spiffycat/Jithkeeper! Anyway, the way you pay for the stuff is with telling jokes -#
WHAT? What kind of gift shop is this? All you other suffering CBers, you understand, don't you? You understand the embarrasing life of a CBer with an AE? Oh, why did I ever let Beverly onto the Chatterbox -
#Because I'm the hottest AE imaginable!#
*blushes, puts hands over face in silent agony*
#ANYWAY, one joke equals 3 dollars. And you HAVE to say the jokes here, and you CAN'T repeat jokes, and I'll tell you what you're eligible to buy when you've told enough! Here are the products:#
Black Limo with Blue Peace Sign Spraypainted on the Left Side, $21 (2 in stock)
Red Boy's T Shirt, Large, $6 (25 in stock)
Adorable Turquoise Chicken, $12 (5 in stock) (chicken coop sold separately)
Red Girl's T Shirt, Large, $6 (25 in stock)
Chicken Coop For Adorable Turquoise Chicken, $24 (5 in stock)
"Best AE Ever" Mug, $6, (86 in stock)
Pearl Earrings, $6, (8 pairs in stock)
Chihuahua named Frank with runny nose (CAPTCHA), $15, (1 in stock)
Non-waterproof umbrella, $21, (55 in stock)
Confused Duck, $15, (2 in stock)
Hello Kitty Mug, $3, (71 in stock)
Invisibility Cloak, $108, (1 in stock)
Tooth of Unknown Origin, $6, (1 in stock)
Tooth of Known Origin, But We're not Going to tell You, $6 (1 in Stock)
Fuzzy Magenta Socks, $9, (18 pairs in stock)
Fuzzy Green Socks, $9, (18 pairs in stock)
Used Kleenex, $3, (185 in stock)
Something which looks like a bottle of turtle blood but IS NOT, $45, (1 in stock)
#That's all for now! Oh by the way Admins can shop too but they automatically have $3 off anything they buy :)#
submitted by BEVERLY, Spiffycat/Jithkeeper's
(February 5, 2019 - 1:39 pm)
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(February 8, 2019 - 1:27 pm)
#And remember, NO CBERS!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY! NEVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! But CAPTCHAEs and CAPTCHAs can come. Spiff has a new one now, a pegasus named Empyreal! He said pudn a while ago, so we're counting that as his FIRST WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#
(February 8, 2019 - 8:20 pm)
#Empyreal says tvnn. TV, no no? I can watch TV If I want to!#
(February 9, 2019 - 3:29 pm)
I need 5 jokes for the confused duck... let's see.
How do bodies of water say hello? They wave!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Knock knock. Who's there? Cow go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo!
How do you keep a bull from charging? take away her credit card!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
these aren't my jokes, by the way. Mine would have been way funnier. Too bad nobody likes my sense of humor...
So. Can I have that duck? I'll name him... FartyMcFartyFartPants. Yes. Beautiful.
(February 9, 2019 - 10:11 pm)
Why did Dracula's mom give him cough syrup??? Because he was COFFIN! HAHAHAHAHA
What has a bottom on its top?? LEGS!
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting Co - MOOOOOOOO!
What do ghosts drink? Wine and Spirits!!!!
Mom: "Can you toss the baby out the window her blanket?" *thump* *loud wailing from out the window* TESSA!
Teacher: "Luna, why are you late?" Luna: "Well... I saw a sign that said 'Slow down - School Zone. So I did!"
I think I deserve a pair of pearl earrings... and $12 left over. I'll be back later!
(February 10, 2019 - 5:20 pm)
Have you ever tried making a snowman???? IT IS SNOW AWESOME!!! GET ITTT????
I bought a wooden whistle. But it WOODEN whistle!! I bough a steel whistle but it STEEL WOODEN whistle(hahahahahaha). I bought a haha hahahahahahahhahahahHAHAHA lead whistle, but it STEEL WOODEN LEAD me whistle!!!!!!!!!!!!hahhahahahahhahahahahhahahsnort
these. Are, the. worst jokes ever.
NO YOU ARE THE WORST JOKE EVER*is crying, snorting, and guffawing at the same time*
Literally? Anyway, everyone, my twin sis is very lum, so- Um, you know, dumb! Not that you're not dumb! I mean, not that you aren't- aw dang it.
I removed one of your jokes because it includes a word that many people don't like-- folks with that condition prefer to be called 'little people.' --Admin
(February 11, 2019 - 4:49 pm)
I believe I had $12 left... those magenta socks look good.
$3, I believe? Later.
Velia said ornw. Or now? That's right I could use the money now. But... nah.
(February 11, 2019 - 5:30 pm)
(February 13, 2019 - 1:29 pm)