*steps into room sobbing* Why- *sniff* why do I suddenly feel so SAD because I don't have a twin brother?!?!?!?!!? *sob* See, this is why I avoid writing abot twins. *sob* 

Wouldn't it be weird if people lived in the same town as other CBers but didn't know it? I wish I knew CBers. *sigh* A gender-non-confomant can dream...

I am so nervous right now, agh

GUYS

I JUST FOUND OUT WHERE THEY TOOK MA DEAR, DEAR BESSIE

maybe I need to explain...

It was way back in '63 when there was that winter... So cold, I stuck ma head out the window one morning and ma ears just dropped off from the cold. That summer, the warmest it got was three degrees and ma kids were out in their T-shirts cause it was WARM for us. Kids these days are SOFT and WIMPY, I tell ya...

Anyway, them butterflies were MAD cause they don't like the cold. They came that summer and they went right into ma barn and carried off ma Bessie! Best cow I ever did see... Them varmint butterflies flew off with her, and sometimes, on a foggy evening, I still hear her mooin' across the mountains...

But NOW I  know where they took 'er. They took her to TEXAS. Them cowboys have them butterflies TRAINED to bring them cows. No one ever questions where them cows come from. But now you know. Them butterflies bring the cows in, and the cowboys toss up hunks o' meat for them bloodthirsty varmint butterflies to devour. *sniff* They took ma dear, sweet Bessie-cow...

REVENGE 

Here's a snippet of an actual conversation I've had with my friend, hope it makes you laugh :D

Friend: sup
Me: ok but have you ever seen [friend's significant other] and obama in the same room
Me: think about it
Friend: i hate you 

So in my student government, I make a lot of posters/flyers. I made a flyer for fortnite, you know, the game, and in the poster, I used an image of some fortnite characters. I was asked to remove the guns they were holding, so I removed a gun, and replaced it with a banana for kicks (it was hilarious).

And then, we got a complaint that one of the girls in the picture wasn't following dress code, which was ridiculous, so in an act of subtle rebellion, I replaced it with a chicken character that was wearing even less clothes. It was a literally chicken on two legs, that's an actual fortnite character. However, they couldn't do anything about it since it was a literal chicken.

I didn't think anyone would notice, but someone in the meeting pointed it out, and I literally could not stop laughing for the whole meeting. I probably looked ridiculous, but it was just too funny alright. And it makes for a good story!

Okay, the testing wasn't that bad. I saw my friend and she was just like I remembered even though it's been a whole year. I have one more day of testing but I'm not going to be nervous because it's not a big deal. 

I'm listening to the Julie and the Phantoms soundtrack again, and agh! It's so good, I'm about to cry, man, it's so good. Aah, aaaaah, i losing my mind 

Hey guys!

SO for those of you who were pointlessy pestering me about my love life yes i did see my crush and yes he has very long eyelashes and no i will not be confessing my feelings and yes cowardice is the only thing stopping me.

But that aint the point.

The point is

SHE-RA.

AM I ONLY JUST WATCHING THIS?
HAS THERE EVER BEEN A SHOW WITH MORE LGBTQ REPRESENTATION?
OTHER SHOWS ARE BEGINNING TO SHOW SUPPORT.

SHE-RA FLIPPING JUMPS OVER THE OTHER SHOWS, BLOWS UP A BUILDING PULLS OUT RAINBOW FLAGS AND THROWS THEM AT PASSERBYS BEFORE SETTING ITSELF ON FIRE.

RAINBOW FIRE.

That metaphor may have stopped making sense halfway through but whatever.

LOVE this show!