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In a recent conversation I had, an incredibly important and controversial topic came up.
This matter must be settled:
Can a pop-tart be considered a ravioli?
submitted by Alizarine, age unknown, whereabouts uninteresting
(March 24, 2018 - 9:16 am)
(March 24, 2018 - 9:16 am)
Well the definition of ravioli is small pasta envelopes containing ground meat, cheese, or vegetables and the definition of pop-tart is that they have a sugary filling sealed inside two layers of thin, rectangular pastry crust so of course not! Maybe the two are relatives?
(March 24, 2018 - 9:41 am)
BUT what if you made a ravioli noodle and put nutella in it? Wouldn't that still be a ravioli?
(March 24, 2018 - 11:10 am)
Yes...but it wouldn't be a pop-tart!
(March 24, 2018 - 2:25 pm)
True, but what if you put meat in a pop-tart shell? What would that be considered?
(March 24, 2018 - 6:46 pm)
Disgusting, that's what it would be considered.
(March 25, 2018 - 12:12 pm)
Agreed, but category wise?
(March 25, 2018 - 7:36 pm)
I will answer for you. It would be a saccuish.
(March 28, 2018 - 6:13 am)
No, that would be an abomination.
(March 24, 2018 - 5:49 pm)
Well, can you put a ravioli on Nyan Cat without it looking weird?
No, you can’t. So it’s not the same as a Pop-Tart.
Argument settled.
(March 24, 2018 - 11:49 am)
Well, actually:
Pop-tarts were invented in 1964.
Nyan Cat was created in 2011.
Nyan Cat is defined by a Pop-tart, but Pop-tarts are NOT defined by Nyan Cat. Nyan Cat is like the fanfiction of Pop-tarts, but that doesn't necesserily affect the true identity of a Pop-tart.
Also, for the sake of clarification, I'm certainly not saying that Pop-tarts and ravioli are the exact same thing, but they definitly belong in the same category of food. A club sandwich and a BLT are in the same category. That doesn't mean they're 100 percent the same thing, but they're both sandwiches.
AND, if Nyan Cat originally had been a ravioli, you would have considered a Pop-tart weird. Memes can be complicated. (Also, I don't think he would look that much different with a ravioli body.)
Boom.
(March 25, 2018 - 11:15 am)
A ravioli is actually considered a dumpling, so if a Pop-Tart is a dumpling, then yes.
(March 25, 2018 - 11:20 am)
No, most definitely not, please, no. Also, both poptarts and ravioli are a little gross, unless it's really, really good ravioli. And yeah, ravioli with nutella in it would be an obscenity.
(March 25, 2018 - 1:15 pm)
Well, based on what Neko Sweetsyrup said, no, because the outside of a pop tart is pastry, not pasta.
(March 25, 2018 - 4:16 pm)
Yeah, but it's still a starch. Some people substitute a slice of sweet potato for the bread in a sandwich. Even though that sounds really gross, it doesn't change the fact that the sandwich is a sandwich.
Same with the pop-tart scenario.
(March 25, 2018 - 7:47 pm)
But it's not the same thing, because a sandwich is just things "sandwiched" between other things, while ravioli is specifically filled pasta.
(March 27, 2018 - 9:16 pm)