Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

Bed,  Blanket, Pillow  

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  None, due to the fact that heated light does not make a sound

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

No, At least,  I don't think so 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes, once.

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?   

No. 

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Debating on either I have Insomnia, or a weird condition that makes me wake up at 1:00-2:45 pm 

What is the square root of q?

 Is this a variable? If so, I need more information to fiqure out the value of q

What is your favorite animal?

Fox, Texas Horned Lizard, and whatever species Chester from Don't Starve is. Oh and spiders

Are you out of time to finish this?

No, still can't fall back asleep   

How many siblings do you have?

6, 3 younger brothers. An older brother. And two older sisters. The older one being 25 I think. The younger one 17. 

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

I haven't read it because my stepmother thinks it makes the reader want to do witchcraft and do demonic rituals. I'm not kidding. This is coming from the same woman who used un proven CLICKBAIT as proof of why Pokemon is satanic. Or maybe to hide the fact that she wanted to ban it from the household because of part of the team Rocket motto "To denounce the evils of truth and love. " I continually break this rule every day. 

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

They can burn both of them for all I care. I'm not a picky eater. 

What was the last song that you listened to?

Zombie by The Cranberries  

Which came first the chicken or the egg? 

Because the egg is the Chickens "womb" it would be the egg. Because new Species don't just fall out of the sky. A chicken like bird and another chicken like bird mated,  the father's half intertwining with the mother's half. And the first chicken was laid. And continued to get laid. We can go even further because the egg existed since evolution maded multicelled organisms and they evolved from cell-spliting to egg-laying 

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

Yes, but I have nothing better to do, I still can't sleep.  

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

None, though a fox or a lizard would be nice. I would settle for a spider though 

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

Fox, Snake, or Texas Horned Lizard 

How sane do you think i am?

By Don't Starve standards? 167/200 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Black

What is wrong with this statement?

The fact that it says that something might be wrong with it, even though there isn't. I seen this before. Eleven times as a matter of fact.  

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

6 months.  

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

Overrated. It's just a clone of infinaminer with more of a sandbox twist. I like the game but the fandom needs to cool down.  "RUN AWAY! - Bendy Turns FNAF Babies Into Ink Soldiers (Minecraft FNAF Daycare Roleplay) " excuse me but what the heck? 

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

If you didn't then it would be impossible to find them for they don't exist. I however, did add references to it. (Do not click that daycare RP thing, do no-WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!)  

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

Daisuke "Pixel" Amaya, otherwise known as the father of indie games. 

What are you wearing?

A T-shirt and sweatpants 

What is your favorite book?

None, I read too much so out of the 600+ books I read. I do not know. And no, I am not exaggerating. By what Star Testing says, I read an average of 200 a year and I started in 7th grade. My school system removed the reading requirement this year.   

Captcha says "byye" 

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

COmputer, keyboard, bed

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

a ping noise

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

Yes, feta cheese

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yup

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

Hopefully not

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Sitting

What is the square root of q?

√ ̅q

What is your favorite animal?

Cat

Are you out of time to finish this?

Nope

How many siblings do you have?

5

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

I like it, 4/5 stars

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

Grapes! All the way!!

What was the last song that you listened to?

No idea

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

the chicken

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

Yes. Definately

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

I used to have a hamster, but he died.

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

A bird, so I could fly

How sane do you think i am?

Totally insane.

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Light brown

What is wrong with this statement?

It's a question!

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

Absolutly no idea

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

Overrated. I never play minecraft

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

Nope

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

What are you wearing?

A dark grey shirt that says "smiles change the world", a navy blue skirt, glasses

What is your favorite book?

Ugg this is an impossible question!

If I had to choose only, I might choose "The Book Thief" (Everyone should go read it now if you haven't)

END OF SURVEY.

That was fun! 

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

Plate, Table, Mama. 

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

If I got to pick they would be silent.  

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

Yep! I just ate a tuna melt for lunch. 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes.  

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

No. 

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Nothing really. 

What is the square root of q?

Beg pardon? 

What is your favorite animal?

Hippo or hedgehog. 

Are you out of time to finish this?

Nope! 

How many siblings do you have?

6. 

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

I think it's very overrated. Sure, it's fun, but it's not great literature.

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

Grapes. 

What was the last song that you listened to?

The recessional at Mass. I don't remember what it was. 

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

I don't know.

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

Yes, most of them haven't rhymed. (I realize that's not really the point, but I don't care.) 

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

Nope. I want to get a snake though. 

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

A hippehog. It's a cross between a hippo and a hedgehog. 

How sane do you think i am?

I don't have an opinion. 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Brown. 

What is wrong with this statement?

The reverse of what's wrong with with the question.

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

I don't know. I bet it depends a bit. I can ask a woman I babysit for who has chickens.

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

Overrated by some, underrated by others. Mostly overrated though I bet. 

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

No. 

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

Jesus. 

What are you wearing?

I'm wearing the clothing I wore to Mass today. A blue dress with flowers on it and a blue sweater. 

What is your favorite book?

Are you really asking this?? Really??? If I had to chose probably Charmed Life or the Lives of Christopher Chant. 

Oooh fun!

3 objects in the room I'm in

A box of tissues, a dog toy, and a REALLY SOFT blanket (3 of them actually)

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what noise would they make?

Hmmm... Interesting question. Sadly I can't seem to come up with anything good.

Have you consumed any cheese in the past 24 hours?

Yes

Have you ever ridden a horse?

No, but I really want to.

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?

No

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Sitting on the couch being sick. That was the question I came up with and now that I'm seeing it again I realize how stupid it is. :)

What is the square root of q?

Onomatopoeia  

What is your favorite animal?

Sea turtle!

Are you out of time to finish this?

Nope

How many siblings do you have?

1

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

I need to reread it.

Carrots or grapes? You can never eat one after you choose the other.

No.

What was the last song you listened to?
Probably some random country song on Pandora.

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

The chicken, because the first animals just showed up on Earth one day, so chicken probably did the same and then laid eggs. (I know that is probably atrociously wrong) Although now that I think about it the chicken probably evolved from a dinosaur or something, so the first chicken probably hatched from an egg. AAaaaAAAAaaAAaaaaaaAaAa You just killed my brain.

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to the?

Pretty much yep. 

Do you have any pets?

Yes, I have a dog.

If you could be any animal, what would you be?

I would probably be a dog because people would pet me and I could lie around and go on walks. I prefer being human though.

How sane do you think I am?

Weeelllll...

:)

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Dirty blondish brown. 

What is wrong wih this statement?

It's a question.

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

About 1 day according to the internet.

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

I don't know. Underrated I guess.

Did you catch all the 25 references I made (even though I didn't)?

Well since you didn't, I'm gonna go with no.

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

My grandpa. 

What are you wearing?

A kind of maroon-ish shirt, black yog pants, and pink and blue socks.

What is your favorite book?

That question is impossible to answer. 

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

Water bottle, pencil case, sketchbook 

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

A lil poof, like a puff of glitter  

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

Yes! I had Goldfish earlier  

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Also yes  

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

No *shudders*  

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Math homework  

What is the square root of q?

√q 

What is your favorite animal?

Wolves  

Are you out of time to finish this?

Not quite  

How many siblings do you have?

None 

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

Unpopular opinion, coming up: I feel that Harry Potter is rather overrated; I think it's a lovely series and characters and all, but I'm not a huge fan.  

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

Grapes. I'm allergic to carrots.  

What was the last song that you listened to?

'End Creditouilles' from Ratatouille  

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

Egg  

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

Not really; I'm pretty sure they're from your old survey where you asked us to make up a question or something like that  

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

Zilch.  

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

Bunny! Or a cat! Or a dog! Or a wolf! Or a fox!  

How sane do you think i am?

I don't really know you well enough to diagnose  

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Black  

What is wrong with this statement?

Nothing 

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

No idea  

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

OVERRATED  

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

I'm not sure what you're referring to? 

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

I don't know if she counts, but Ruth Bader Ginsburg  

What are you wearing?

A sweatshirt and PJ pants  

What is your favorite book?

At the moment, it's The Night Circus