Name three objects in the room you're currently in. 

A bean bag chair, a Bob Ross Funko Pop figure, and a charcoal-grey scarf.

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

It'd sound like someone yelling, 'TACOS!' 

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

Yes, I ate a grilled cheese sandwich.

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yep. I've gone to multiple horse camps. 

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

No. Does anyone know what they taste like?

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Lying in bed.

What is the square root of q?

Umm... 13?

What is your favorite animal?

*deep breath* turtlesandbearsandpigsandflamingosandchocolatebarsandgeese...

Just kidding, I hate geese.  

Are you out of time to finish this?

Nope!

How many siblings do you have?

Two.

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

Heck yeah!

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

I pick carrots. Because I despise grapes.

What was the last song that you listened to?

'Candy Store' from Heathers.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

The egg. 

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

No.

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

Unfortunately, I don't have any pets.

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

A cat!

How sane do you think i am?

Pretty sane. 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Blond.

What is wrong with this statement?

You said it was a statement, but statements can't have a question mark at the end of them. Therefore, it is not a statement.

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

To be honest, I don't know.

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

Appropriately rated.

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

Even if you didn't, I still did not catch them.

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

Albert Eistein! 

What are you wearing?

A purple hoodie with a cat on it and sweatpants.

What is your favorite book?

Why, why, why is this a question? I don't have an answer...

1. Comfy armchair, my mom’s stuffed tiger from when she was a kid, lots of books. (I’m in a little area off the hallway in my house, with the walls covered in books.)

2. Ppphtth as that’s how spitting sounds and I think they would sound similar. 

3. Yes (May be 26 hours...)

4. Yes, I went to a horse riding camp when I was seven.

5. No, too fluffy for me. And I’m a vegetarian.

6. Sitting in beforementioned armchair and cuddling with my pet rat Hazel.

7. Hey, this was my question! 4.12311- not arbitrary! Try to figure out how I got this! (If A=1, B=2, Q=17, square root of 17...)

8. Either dolphins or rats, with elephants tied with border collies close behind.

9. Dinner’s in 5 minutes.

10. 1, my younger brother.

11.  It’s great, but keep reading new books!

12. I actually really like both.

13. A song that my friend’s stepmom made with her friends, called “Technicolor Glasses”.

14. The egg, because evolution.

15. Reason, no. There are some questions that rhyme with each other.

16. My pet rat Hazel. Her sister Sonic passed away recently...

Name three objects in the room you're currently in. 

I’m in my science class, so microscope, one of those mass scales, and a.. textbook. 

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

Meow 

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

nope! Not a cheese fan. 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes 

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

No 

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey) 

I am in science class, aha. 

What is the square root of q? 

I don’t have a squared symbol on my keyboard, but *squared symbol* q

What is your favorite animal? 

Chinchilla!

Are you out of time to finish this?

Probably 

How many siblings do you have? 

One, two if pets count 

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

Love the series! The character himself however.. 

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

Carrots. Only raw carrots though. 

What was the last song that you listened to? 

Good Day by IU 

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens existed. But actually though, chicken. I’m pretty sure God created all the actual animals when he made the world, and not just their eggs.

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

Kind of 

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

I have a doggo named Henry!

If you could be any animal, what would it be? 

A butterfly. Being tiny, sleeping in a cocoon, flying. Sounds fun!

How sane do you think i am? 

You seem quite sane to me. 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family? 

That would be me, I have brownish blonde hair.  

What is wrong with this statement?

ITS NOT A STATEMENT AT ALL

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

7 eons

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

Underrated, actually. Everyone always says how cringy, childish, and not worthwhile Minecraft is and although I don’t play it anymore, I have nothing against it and I don’t see why so many people dislike it. 

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

Well no. 

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

 The inventor of tea, but before they created tea. 

What are you wearing?

black leggings, black boots, and a red and white striped sweater. 

What is your favorite book?

That’s an impossible question!  

YAY!

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

A painting of horses, a figure of a wolf and a book (actually hundreds of books)

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

The sound of ice skates on ice. 

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

Yes. 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes!

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

No.

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. 

What is the square root of q?

Ask my calculator. I think it will say 0. 

What is your favorite animal?

Mary Poppin's bag. (who said it wasn't an animal?)

Are you out of time to finish this?

Yes. But I'm gonna finish this anyway. 

How many siblings do you have?

One. 

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

Pretty good. Could be better.

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

Ugh. Probably grapes, but I'm not sure.

What was the last song that you listened to?

Hey that's my question! :D 

Answer: I have no clue. I think it was a Planxty song...lemme look...

Answer: The Green Fields of America by Planxty (Good song!)

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

It depends on who you ask...See, if you ask the chicken, her motherly self will say the egg out of pride for her chick. Unless of course the chicken hasn't had any eggs, then she'll probably say the chicken, because...well I don't know why. If you ask the egg it will naturally say the egg, because...ya know how teenagers are...Unless of course the egg is feeling nice, and more open minded than most eggs, then it will say the chicken. But if you ask the CHICK that came from the egg, that came from the chicken, that will soon become the chicken that will have the egg...you know what the chick says? Peep!

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

Absolutely. It's awesome.

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

Cats and chickens right now. (that's how I know the chick says peep.)

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

(In order) Horse, hawk, mountain goat, squirrel, wolf, cheetah. 

How sane do you think i am?

How does one judge sanity? 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Red. 

What is wrong with this statement?

That's a good question. 

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

I don't know off hand. I should.

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

I don't know. I never played it so...both?

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

No. Yes. Maybe? Probably not.

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

Shoot! Good question! Hmmmm. Ugh that is so hard! Adolf Hitler? Just to find out...why? Or George Washington, because, well, just because. Or maybe John James Audubon because he's awesome...Ugh!! There are so many! Maybe Shakespeare, because he's interesting or Annie Oakley or Anne Bonny and Mary Read? There are so many!! 

What are you wearing?

Jeans, socks, a red and black button down shirt over a 'Don't Mess With Texas' T-shirt and my hair is back in a messy pony. I was wearing a cowboy hat but I left it downstairs...so my outfit is now incomplete. 

What is your favorite book?

JUST ONE?! Ugh!  Another hard question! Right now I'm gonna say The Coldest Girl in Coldtown by Holly Black (high school and up...granted I read it in 7th or 8th grade...but it is pretty gross.) Or maybe Retribution Rails by Erin Bowman (Also high school and up)  Or Magnus Chase book one by Rick Riordan or Like a River by Kathy Cannon Wiechman. Or- Or- Or- 

Cool survey! Thanks for putting it together, Mr. Waffleson! 

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

Me, Myself, and I.

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

The theme song to The A-Team.

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

Yes.

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes.

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

My cat has.

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Spinning in circles on my head while eating an apple and whistling Dixie on a red ball.

What is the square root of q?

D.12310

What is your favorite animal?

My calf, Mango.

Are you out of time to finish this?

Kind of...

How many siblings do you have?

4

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

Not a fan.

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

I don't play favourites.

What was the last song that you listened to?

Dixieland Delight by Alabama.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

The chicken.

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

Why would I think that?

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

I have 67 Cows and Heifers, 6 Calves, 3 Bulls, 3 Ewes, 1 Ram, 3 Lambs, 7 Cats, and, in a week, 1 wheaten terrier puppy. Farmgirls rule!

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

A boy.

How sane do you think i am?

Welcome to the 21st Century, where Sanity is Irrelevant!

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Dirty Blond.

What is wrong with this statement?

That is a great question?

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

It depends, a watched chicken never lays.

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

I have never played, but I'd say overrated.

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

To what do you refer?

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

Bugs Bunny.

What are you wearing?

Ripped Jean shorts, a red T-shirt, work boots, my dragonfly cowboy hat, and 1 glove.

What is your favorite book?

This is a riddle right? A paradox?

I did this yesterday but I think I accidentally shut it down. So here it is again, same answers as yesterday because... well I don't think my opinions will change, no?

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

- Water bottle, George the Dino, and my Doctor Who poster 

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

- Pzewwh, or random hamilton songs in the ideal world

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

- No- wait yes actually. eww 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

- Nope! 

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

- Uhh... nono 

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

- Spamming my friend with "Hmmmmm" as he spams me back

What is the square root of q?

- Zebra?? xD 

What is your favorite animal?

- Probably some sort of ocean animal! Whales, zebr-, fish, turtles, the whole lot. Oh, and birds! BUDGIESSS 

Are you out of time to finish this?

- Nopity nope 

How many siblings do you have?

- 4, all younger than me. Plus those few unlucky friends who have to deal with me treating them as siblings heh 

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

- Love it! But it's been about 4-5 years since I read it 

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

- Grapes! But too much make me sick 

What was the last song that you listened to?

- Air 'Em Out by clipping. (David Digg's experimental hiphop group) 

Which came first the chicken or the egg? 

- Tbh I don't really think about it much. Chicken? Egg? Maybe chicken 

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

- I bet they doooo 

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

- Two oversized, orange tabby kittens, George the Dino, and my imaginary budgies 

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

- Bird, because they are free. Or blue whale, since they get to explore the whole world so effortlessly, and they are mysterious to us. 

How sane do you think i am?

- As equally as insane as me, my friend 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

- Dirty blonde

What is wrong with this statement?

- Sir, I fear this is not a statement 

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

- Uhh... some point in time in all of space 

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

- Underrated by far! 

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

- uhm nope! wat. references? where??

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

- Umm... Rosa Parks? Some person? I donno. What if they don't like tea? What if they are allergic? What if I spill it on myself or spit it out like a fool? heLp!

What are you wearing?

- Turquoise v-neck, white cardigan knit sweater jacket thingy, and my "10th Doctor" blue jeans

What is your favorite book?

- Harry Potter, Diary of Anne Frank, Wuthering Heights, I could go on! 

So glad to see you around, General! I was pretty sure you left last time I was semi-active?  

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

Printer, whiteboard with a drawing of 3 turtles on it, computer. (I'm hanging out in my dad's classroom rn) 

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

PEW PEW PEW! (real creative, I know!) 

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

Yes! I made cheddar bay biscuits last night. 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes. 

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

No. 

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Waiting for the bus to come to this high school so it can take me to school. 

What is the square root of q?

√q 

What is your favorite animal?

Bluebird... 

Are you out of time to finish this?

Going to be soon. 

How many siblings do you have?

Uno, a little sis. 

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

I'm rereading them right now, so good! 

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

Grapes, hands down. 

What was the last song that you listened to?

Finesse was on the radio in the car, sooo....

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

The egg.

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

I guess?

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

Yep, a doggo (black lab/pyrenees mix) named Pepper, and 2 kitties, Tiger and Fritzi.

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

A bird. Maybe a hawk. Idk.

How sane do you think i am?

8/10...?

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Carmel colored.

What is wrong with this statement?

It says something is wrong with it. ??

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

I have no clue?

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

OVERRATED. That could possibly be because I have a friend who talks about it nonstop.

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

No unfortunately

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

Irena Sendler.

What are you wearing?

A shirt that is mauve, gray, and maroon floral patterned, blue jeans, black ballet flats, a black lacy cardigan, a gold triangle necklace, gold hoop earrings, and a gold ring. And mauve nail polish.

What is your favorite book?

Hoot, or The Secret Garden.

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

Headphones, a bag of sour gummybears, and a blanket.

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth what sound would they make?

No sound at all.

Have you consumed any cheese in the past 24 hours?

Nope.

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Once or twice.

Have you ever eaten squirrl? 

Not yet!

What are you doing right now?

Breathing.

What is the square root of Q?

I have no idea.

What is your favorite animal.

Hmmm... I like dragons.

Are you out of time too finish this?

I'm still going strong!

How many siblings do you have?

One.

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

I like the books.

Carrots or grapes?

Grapes

What was the last song you lisened to?

Little Shop of Horrors: Prolouge.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken.

Do you think that these questions have no ryme or resson to them?  

Hmmm.... Maybe!

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

Yes I have a lot of pets. I have three dogs, some fish, a cat, two parakeets, five sheep, three goats, and a giant flock of chickens.

How sane do you think I am?

I don't know, why don't you tell me? 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Dirty blonde.

What is wrong with this statement?

That's funny, it's not a statement at all. 

How long does it take for a chicen to lay an egg?

Hmm. I think it's about ten minutes.

Minecraf: Overrated or underrated?

Hmm. Underrated.

Did you catch all twenty-five refrences I made?

I only caught one. The question What is wrong with this statement is from The Mysterious Benedict Sociaty.

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

I have no idea.

What are you wearing?

A gray long sleeved shirt and blue jeans.

What is your favorite book?

Don't make me answer this question! I have to many to count.  

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

Pencil case, speaker, computer, Wacom drawing pad, radiator, box of tissues, books of philosophy (??) family pictures (GOSH I looked awkward) lamp, calculator, chairs, (two) a table, this desk, an abnormally fat stuffed cat, a hole puch, "Catechism of the Holy Catholic Church", a dictionary, a picture of a lighthouse, green shimmery curtains, umm....this is more than three, isn't it. Sorry. 

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?

Buzzing and/or screeching noises. Or maybe the sound of people figure skating. I don't know. 

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

No, actually. *Has an existencial crisis* 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

No, but I've ridden ponies. 

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

Nope, but I felt like murdering the squirrel that was hopping around in my walls last night at 10:30. 

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Sitting in a chair.  

What is the square root of q?

Z. No wait, it's -13. Or...or....is this a trick question? 

What is your favorite animal?

I have no idea. Cats? Dogs? Birds?  

Are you out of time to finish this?

As always, my dear Watson. 

How many siblings do you have?

Four. 

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

IT'S TRUE LOVE. 

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

Gosh, you're cruel.  

What was the last song that you listened to?

Good question, I think it was either Havana or the tavern soundtrack from Skyrim, 'cause my little brothers were listening to it. 

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

I haven't got a clue but I'd say the chicken, since an egg isn't likely to just fall out of the sky. But I'm not even sure this should be a question. 

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them? 

Nah... 

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

One cat.  

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

A bluebird...? Or a squirrel...? Um, never mind. 

How sane do you think i am? 

Perfectly sane. No, scratch that, you're not. 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Dirty blond...same as everyone else's little siblings, it seems. Actually, it's the aformentioned sibling's birthday. *Party horns* 

What is wrong with this statement?

I completely and totally agree with Ashlee.  

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

Whadya think I am, a stalker? Wait, I think that would be a farmer, or...maybe I should ask my friend who has chickens. But I don't like chickens. 

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

In-between. I love it, though. I think it's genius. 

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

No. Is this a paradox?  

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

Maybe....*thinks* erm.....I don't have the slightest idea.

What are you wearing? 

Jeans and a maroon t-shirt with a tree on it. 

What is your favorite book? 

DIE, FIEND.

NO ONE ASKS ME THAT UNLESS THEY WANT TO SUFFER COMPLETE AND UTTER PAIN. 

Um, yeah. 

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

A dwarf hamster, a half-finished mechanical arm made out of craft foam, and a giant roll of bubble wrap. I'm not even kidding.

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

They would be silent. That way my enemies would never hear me coming. 

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

I'm lactose intolerant. So probably. 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

If having some long-suffering, sweaty, exhausted counselor tell you to make your horses go in a slow-motion circle at a summer camp then yes. I have ridden a horse.

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

I sure hope not..... 

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Waiting for my mom to finish explaining graphs to my brother so that I can struggle through the pain that is logarithms. 

What is the square root of q?

NO MORE MATH. PLEASE. 

But just so you know that square root of q is a cubed quail. 

What is your favorite animal?

Um..... Siberian tiger. 

Are you out of time to finish this?

AM I out of time to finish this? Are we being timed? What is time? How much time am I going to spend rambling on this question? 

How many siblings do you have?

Tengo una hermana y uno hermano. 

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

It's pretty cool. Honestly, I found the movies a bit dark. Like, color wise. There was literally no color and for some reason that bothered me.  (Also, the books. All of those black and white words! They should have made them rainbow colored or something)

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

I can't stand carrots, so grapes I guess.  

What was the last song that you listened to?

Ummmm..... *glances at ipod* "We Are" by Thousand Foot Krutch. Good study music. 

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

I tend to have eggs for breakfast and chicken later on in the day. 

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

Of course. Anything can rhyme if you try hard enough. 

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

My brother has a dwarf hamster and some fish, we have two cats, and somewhere in a Petland on earth waits a future dwarf hamster that I'm totally naming Gimli.  

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

Dragon. Hands down. 

How sane do you think i am?

Speaking from experience, about as sane as I am. 

So you're totally bonkers. 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

Red. Lucky her. 

What is wrong with this statement?

If I was an ordinary person I'd say nothing.

If I were an ordinary person who'd ever been on the internet I'd say it's not a statement it's a question. 

Because I'm me, I'm going to leave this as my answer. 

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

About..... a day or two, maybe? You can tell because they squawk really loudly when they do. 

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

I mean, I love Minecraft, but I'd have to say kind of overrated. 

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

Oh yes! Those references to the English language were hilarious! 

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

Hmmmmm..... whoever makes the best tea.

Actually, probably Alexander Hamilton.  

What are you wearing?

I'm still in my pajama's because it's pouring down rain and later we're driving to Atlanta to go see Romio and Juliet and I don't feel like getting ready just yet. 

Homeschooling is the best. 

What is your favorite book?

A book called Echo. It's about a harmonica and it's beautiful. 

END OF SURVEY.

Oh really? 

*zxaz*

Yeah. You're right. It probably is. 

Name three objects in the room you're currently in.

Desk, computer, book ("Woodsong" by Gary Paulsen) 

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  

Either "pew pew!" or "shoooop!" 

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

Yes, last night at like 11:00 I ate cheese. (Don't ask me why. I was hungry.) 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes. Once. The instructor couldn't believe I'd never ridden a horse before. 

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

No. I am not a dog (not that my dog could catch one, anyway). 

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey)

Ignoring my English class. 

What is the square root of q?

Definitely pie. Not pi, pie. Or perhaps a Continuum, if we are speaking of Q. 

What is your favorite animal?

I have many. Cats and dragons top the list, though. 

Are you out of time to finish this?

Hmm, nope-- ignoring my classwork. :) 

How many siblings do you have?

Just the one-- Poetic Panda.  

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

Harry Potter is amazing! Most fantasy book are, but Harry Potter is just so realistic and well-written. 

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

Carrots, actually. Grapes can be weird and mushy. 

What was the last song that you listened to?

Something from Avengers: Age of Ultron. I always listen to exciting music as I do homework/write, and Marvel has been my pick this week. 

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

The dinosaur, that's who. 

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

Absolutely not. They must have some sort of order. 

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

I have one dog named Buddy. He's a mutt that we adopted from the animal shelter. He's all white and about 20 pounds. 

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

I would be... fictional? A phoenix. They're so inspiring for me, how they rise up out of the ashes. 

How sane do you think i am?

About as sane as I am. Consider that. 

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family?

A coppery sort of brown. (That's meeee!) 

What is wrong with this statement?

I don't know. What's wrong with anything we say as humans?

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

Also, I don't know. Google says 6 months on average. At least, that's the age they start laying eggs. 

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

Depends on who you ask. 

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

Not sure? Maybe? *confusion* 

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be?

Eleanor of Aquitaine. She's so inspiring. She was queen of two separate countries, divorced her husbands (kings; and for the record women could not divorce men at the time but she broke that social rule), and she promoted reading and learning.

What are you wearing?

A short-sleeved purple shirt with the name of my church on it in white lettering underneath a blue plaid shirt; skinny light blue jeans; grey Nike tennis shoes. 

What is your favorite book?

Asking me that is like asking Hawkeye to stop being so fabulously sassy: it's impossible. (Hoping you understand the reference?)

~Starseeker 

Name three objects in the room you're currently in. 

A couch, an iPod and a piano 

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW 

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours?

No 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes. Horses are cool. 

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  

No. I mean, I wasn't aware that was a thing, and it sounds kind of disgusting. 

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey) 

I'm doing my English homework. 

What is the square root of q? 

The number that when squared will equal q 

What is your favorite animal? 

Dolphins, I think.

Are you out of time to finish this?

Nope.

How many siblings do you have? 

One. I have an older brother.

How do you feel about Harry Potter?

I love it, it's awesome.

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick

Ha no I won't pick.

What was the last song that you listened to? 

"Cabinet Battle #1" from Hamilton.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  

The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs.

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them?

They probably have some, I don't know...

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

No. Unless a pet rock counts.

If you could be any animal, what would it be? 

A bird. Maybe a peregrine falcon.

How sane do you think i am? 

I'm not entirely sure, to be honest.

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family? 

Dark brown.

What is wrong with this statement?

It's not a statement, it's a question.

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs?

I don't know. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Minecraft: overrated or underrated?

Overrated.

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)?

Absolutely.

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be? 

I'm not sure. Maybe Eleanor Roosevelt.

What are you wearing?

A gray shirt and jeans.

What is your favorite book?

Maybe "Looking for Alaska" or "We Were Liars". 

Name three objects in the room you're currently in. Headphones, Brother, Computer

If you could shoot lasers out of your mouth, what kind of noise would they make?  KAZAATBOOMBOOMKUTCHAKABLAMMO!!!!

Have you consumed any cheese in the past twenty four hours? no.

Have you ever ridden a horse? yes.

Have you ever eaten a squirrel?  i want to.

What are you doing right now? (besides taking this survey) cricketing.

What is the square root of q? forty two.

What is your favorite animal? CAT!

Are you out of time to finish this? no.

How many siblings do you have? one

How do you feel about Harry Potter? AWESOME!

Carrots or grapes. You can never eat the other one after you pick THAT'S NOT FAAAIIIIRRRR!!!

What was the last song that you listened to? i cannot remember.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?  a circle has no beginning.

Do you think that these questions have no rhyme or reason to them? no.

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind? Cat and nine chickens.

If you could be any animal, what would it be? CAT!!! EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY HAVE ONE! 

How sane do you think i am? three hundred and nine.

What's the hair color of the youngest person in your family? brownish blond.

What is wrong with this statement? um...i...dunno, nothing?

How long does it take for chickens to lay eggs? depends on the chicken.

Minecraft: overrated or underrated? neither.

Did you catch all of the twenty-five references I made (even though I didn’t)? nope.

If you could have tea with any historical figure, who would it be? Agatha Christie.

What are you wearing? Sweater, jeans and a tee-shirt

What is your favorite book? that is a mean question.