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The General stood outside the CB mansion for a long while, wondering if he made the right choice. The place he left weeks ago seemed to have expected him to be gone for a while. But The General kept coming back, looking through the windows, but never stepping inside. Then one day, he decided that it was time to come back. Back from the cold forests around the mansion, back to the world of endless wonder and originallity. The General stood now, pondering his decisison. If I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna do it with a bang, he thought. He gathered the AEs who had also left with him and the small toucan-unicorn who had been his companion for ages. Then, on the stereo, he selected a song from a CD with a golden disc.
HERE COMES THE GENERAL!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
HERE COMES THE GENERAL!
THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
HERE COMES THE GENERAL!
THE PRIDE OF MOUNT BACON!
HERE COMES THE GENERAL!
GENERAL WAFFLESON!
And with those two words, The General pushed the doors open and stepped inside the CB mansion, wondering why he even left.
'S good to be back!
Yeah, Lights, it sure is!
Come on guys, I heard there was an AE Chatroom somewhere around here!
Sooooo, yeah. I'M BACK! I figured that I've become a much better writer in my year here, so why stop? Just because one or two things didn't work out I LEFT?!?! I mean, what kind of stupid overreaction was THAT? So I'm coming back! I know I wasn't gone for very long, but it was long enough for me to change my mind.
#tsjf#
Thomas Jefferson? Oh yeah! What'd I miss?
submitted by A Certain Waffle, BACK!
(January 21, 2018 - 8:01 am)
(January 21, 2018 - 8:01 am)
Oops. A lot of frosting everywhere, no?
Hehe, eh.
(January 22, 2018 - 11:17 am)
Hello! I am, xp, a new cber. I LOVE HAMILTON DUDE!!!!
(January 22, 2018 - 3:28 pm)
WOOOH! *CRANKS UP THE STERIO AND THROWS CONFETTI LOUDLY*
Yay! You're back! That was literally all I wanted to say but I will make this post longer because I am like that!
Yaaaaaaaay! I've really not gotten to know you that well, so now dat yer berck, I woulda lika toa (What am I doing witha mya spellina?) get ter kner yer werll berter!
Hey, fun fact, if you at "er" to all your vowels in a sentence, IT BECOMES COMEPLETELY UNINTELLIGABLE! IT'S SO GREAT TRY IT OUT RIGHT NOW!
*Ahem* Werll, therts erll Oiy wernted ter ser!
Translation: "Well, that's all I wanted to say!" You're welcome for translating. It is one of my many talents.
~Notes
Gee, you have talents? First I heard of it.
Thank you, Pepper, for that uncouth and blunt insult. I try my best.
Oh. Sorry. Uh.... Were you just sarcastic?
No, I was comepletely sincere.
Was that sarcasm as well? Just because you don't usually-
What do YOU think? And for your information, I have just recently discovered the joys of 'subtle' sarcasm, and of the art of clever wordplay also known to the uncouth members of AE race, as pointed sarcasm, backhanded compliments, and "How to defend yourself against very weird AEs".
~Notes
My apologies to all those who had to read that comepletely irrelevent scene. =P
"Mpny!" What? "Meee need ttoo peee!" Uh....... Why? Just don't do it on the couch, okay? Your litterbox is right there.
(January 22, 2018 - 5:40 pm)
Ello General! *Salutes* Glad to see your back.
(January 22, 2018 - 9:12 pm)
YAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back! I'm glad that your break didn't last too long! Nothing really exciting has happened...
(January 23, 2018 - 10:38 am)
Ha, I knew you'd be back. Especially after I saw several times when you posted under several diferent aliases. The CB just wasn't the same without you, not to mention the fact that male ratio to female ratio of CBers plumeted drastically ;D
(January 23, 2018 - 1:51 pm)
*gasps* WAFFLESON!!!! *TACKLE HUGS* YOU'RE BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
*turns caps lock off* ahem. Excuse my, eh, excitement...it's just... The CB wasn't the same when you left. BUT YOU'RE BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!! *tackle hugs again* welcome back, friend of Starwars, Fairytail buddy and old time music pal! We missed ya!!
(January 23, 2018 - 3:28 pm)
Oh, thank goodness. I was freaked out that you were leaving and never coming back.
(January 24, 2018 - 9:36 am)
me too... plus i was worried the popularity of Doctor Who on the CB would go down significantly...
Also, i don't think you knew this, but Dragonrider changed her name to (i think) Winter Lilac and Doctor Who? changed her name to Kyoto.
Hmmmm... Which of your male AEs are open to Shipping? i am in DESPERATE need of ships for Lydia and Attina (though Attina might get shipped with Farenor.)
(January 24, 2018 - 4:07 pm)
@Autumn Leaves, Rose Bud, Crookshanks, and xp- *MADLY FINGER GUNS*
@Leeli- Thank you! It's really nice to be back, actually.
@Catsclaw- Thank you! It's good to have a place to BE ridiculous. Speaking of which, have you seen my pet rock? He ran away yesterday.
@Lilypad- I hope I won't have to!
@Quill- I've been waiting to do something like that for A LONG LONG TIME. I was willing to wait for it. And now I'm satisfied. I wasn't about to throw away that shot. Now I just have to stay alive. That would be enough. Man, I've really been making these references non-stop.
@A CBette- Thanks!
@Starseeker- Your welcome! I missed this place!
@Lucy B. Prepare for more RPs, cuz they're coming.
@coyotedomino- Good thing I came back then *wipes forehead* that would've been bad!
@Kyoto- Thank you! ^^
@Jwyn- It's cool. *Whispers* I don't know how to cartwheel either! And also the icing isn't a problem. Jamie'll eat it.
*NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
@Chinchilla- Rerly? ER cerrternly werldn't herver therght erf dererng thert.
Translation: Really? I wouldn't have thought of doing that!
Also, you have an AE called Gee? Would his last name be Way Perhaps? Just wondering...
@Tuxedo Kitten- Ello! *Salutes back*
@Allie- I guess it'll be pretty easy to hop back into the flow, then!
@Vyolette- RATS! FOILED AGAIN!
@Silverwaxwing- *Tackle hugs back* YES! I'M BACK! And now with new 16-bit graphics! I missed you guys too!
@Brooklyn Newsie- But I'm back now! YAAAY!
(January 24, 2018 - 5:04 pm)
Whoo hooooo! General's back!!!!!! :DDDDD
(January 26, 2018 - 9:21 am)
You're back! You're back you're back you're back! *sings* Mister Waffleson, welcome home! *stops* I don't really like that song, but that doesn't matter because you're back!
Oh, the random one.
He's back! Nymph, he's back!
I thought you didn't know him.
That doesn't matter. He's not exactly a quiet presence, and I love hearing music in the distance.
You're weird.
Yeah, I know.
*tosses up giant Post-it scaffolding* *runs up to expend excited energy and throw confetti*
(January 26, 2018 - 4:22 pm)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
I was thinking about resorting to seeing if I could get a letter in the letterbox in the magazine to mention you and see if you still got it. Wow that sentence was long. And, ah, MISTER WAFFLESON WELCOME HOME SIR YOU'VE BEEN OFF IN ELSEWHERE FOR SO LOOOOOONG
(January 27, 2018 - 11:19 am)