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I usually play .io games.  They're super easy and really fun!

~I usually name myself after a popular character in a book or movie, then say if anyone in the chat can guess who I am.  Most of the time they don't becasue I don't think a lot of the people I play with read, but it's runny to see them guess.

~Story: Once I was playing skribbl.io, and I was drawing the word "Sodoku." I had seen other players draw the word, and I knew how to draw it.  With my cruddy mousepad, of course.  As I was drawing the grid, the group voted to KICK ME OUT because I wasn't good enough apparently.

~Sometimes I name myself "NO KILLS" and then go out on a quest to kill as many other people as possible. Irony confirmed. 

A little note of my excitement here:

My favorite Youtuber in all of history is PrestonPlayz/TBNRfrags. Wellll I would die if I got to meet him in person (unlikely for now considering he lives in TX). I am supposed to get emailed the moment he starts a live stream, but my wifi was being naughty and emailed me an hour late. So I rush on, thinking it just started and realized it ended over an hour ago (which was 2 hours after it started). I watched the whole video, which was awesome, and he said to meet him on his server in the right hub and you could get screenies. I rushed over there, knowing I was late, and what did I find?

EEK. I found Preston there xD. He locked himself in a glass box, AFK (away from keyboard). I was late, so I couldn't talk to him, hence why he was inactive. But he was standing there (this is in Minecraft) but there was an issue... Parkour. Preston, if you don't know, is one of the best people out there at parkour. He made it so stinking hard! I kept on hitting the corner of the box where I had to get but couldn't do it after an hour of trying. When I was called to eat dinner and returned 15 minutes later, he had logged off.

Devastation.

xD

AHHH I didn't get there. But I did get a screenie of the charrie anywho 

#StoryOfMyLife :P 

so, i was playing minceraft-i mean minecraft, and i had just gotten full enchanted equipment so i went out to fight some monsters and i killed a bunch, and then a creeper blew up in my face, a skeleton started sniping me, annd a zombie started punching me. i died. aaaand lost my equipment, annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd my house had been very close.

What I do on Minecraft:

Step One: Create an Old World in creative mode.

Step Two: Spawn five withers. Yes. Five.

Step Three: Change it to survival. Invite my cousins to play with me.

Step Four: Run around in circles screaming in an endless cycle of death around the spawn point for about five minutes before my phone crashes. :D

While this may sound pretty crazy, it's actually really fun. You basically run around and build these apocalyptic bunkers deep underground and try to survive as long as possible before the wither(s) find you and trash those bunkers. And then you go on stelth missions to your old bunkers and sneak in to steal your stuff! And then you realize the withers have all trapped themselves in this one extremely deep hole underground, and you put on your best armour, grab a stack of TNT, and swoop in there for an epic bossfight!

Or at least, that's what you plan to do. In reality, you end up tending to your colony of underground sheep, personally naming and color-coding all of them and building sign posts for the ones that die. 

R.I.P., Jeb. You were the best. *sniff*  

Yaaayyyy, gamers! Confetti!

Okay, so I don't get to play video games a lot. I guess my parents don't want me gaming when I'm not even twelve yet (although that's coming up soon!) I do play Minecraft sometimes but never multiplayer servers or online servers or anything.....

From a very early age, I've watched my dad and my older bro play video games. Here's a longish list of games that I've watched them play, and an asterisk by the ones I've played myself:

-All the Assassin's creed games (and I mean All. Of. Them.) * (although that was really just my dad letting me run around a rooftop and letting me kill somebody when I was seven-ish.)

-Skyrim *

-Oblivion *

-Oblivion: The Shivering Isles

-Halo, Halo Reach, etc. * (that was, again, my brother letting me run around and shoot people when I was younger)

-Destiny

-Mirror's Edge

-Lots of Nintendo games, including Banjo Kazooie, Zelda, and Yoshi *

-Some random skateboarding game; I forget what it's called

-Minecraft * 

-Probably some others that I'm forgetting.

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Okay, so I have been begging my dad to let me play Oblivion for the past...four months? Something like that. Anyway, after playing and finishing Ori and the Blind Forest, I decided that I wanted to try doing a roleplaying game, and to actually be dedicated to it. Because usually when I start a new game of Skyrim or Oblivion, I play it for a month or two and then find other things to give my time to. But now I want to try Oblivion again. My dad said I could ask him again in October....

My dad: "Ask me again in October."

Me: "Okay. Yayyy, I can play Oblivion on October first!"

"No."

"Aaagh. Okay, so while I'm waiting, can I play Halo Reach?"

My dad stared at me. 

ok so on steam there is this game I like to play called Unturned, which is a cool zombie survival game that is free.

and I was doing a mission where I had to fix radio towers (I was playing the Russia map) and I used an Umbrella to go to where the final tower was. When I got over there I fixed the tower and tried to equip my umbrella again (I had it hotkeyed as 3) but for some reason, it didn't work, I looked in my inventory and saw that I mistakenly dequiped my shirt. now that wouldn't have been so bad, but I had another quest to fix an engine in the Liberator, and I had all the supplies to fix it, In my shirt! so I had to spend another 2 hours, just to get them again.

Moral of the story? The next time you pretend to be Mary Freaking Poppins (I goofed didn't I?) Don't take off your shirt!