Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Nymph, my AE.

Here's your thread.

Seriously? That's all the introduction you're going to give me? I demand more!

No, no--I mean yes--I'll give you more!

Good.

Okay, would you mind terribly if I styled it like a character sheet, or do I have to run through a list of titles or something?

The titles, please.

Um... Okay. Let's see.

Uh... Nymph, my AE. Shapeshifter extraordinaire of imperious majesty, glorious... beyond compare? Um... Her wrath... Fear it. Fear her wrath, the mighty flame of vengeance which will fall upon you and burn you to a crisp. And then she'll probably eat you or something.

Ahem.

...?

Step it up a notch.

Okay...

Her highness, the radiant Nymph, magnificent beyond imagine, ruler of the forests that I just made up that are probably called Rosendale or something for absolutely no reason. Oh, there are five woodlands; Rosedale, Cyr Wood, Aquom, Kryphos and Brismut. And Nymph lives in/guards/rules all five. Right?

No, but close enough. Keep going.

I, uh, I'm afraid I don't know any more titles or anything.

...What?

Well, I kind of only just met you. Kind of. But still.

Fine.

So the rest can be like a character sheet, then?

Whatever.

Okay. Thanks!

Name: Nymph (there's an awful lot of titles and alternate names, too, I think)

Species: Shapeshifter (any and all forms at little or no cost. Weird, but whatever. I don't actually know the rules to it.)

Preferred pronouns: She, her, etc.

Appearance: Varies ('cause, you know, shapeshifter. I keep getting an image of a deer/bunny/human with a long furry tail, though, so maybe that's one of her preferred forms? She often turns into a very menacing dragon when angry.)

Personality: Irritable, abraisive, snarky, mischevious, bossy, awkward, sharp, bold, competitive, stubborn, can be surprisingly calm and sincere at times (a lot to deal with, but well worth it) (Hey!)

Hobbies: Running around the forest(s) doing whatever it is she does there, shapeshifting, pranks, bossing me around, exploring/adventuring (especially when she's not supposed to), taking on challenges and big projects, lying around doing nothing

Background: My AE, one that's been running around in my head wreaking havoc for some time now. I love her to bits (from a distance, or I'd be the one in bits), although I don't know why. I would love to see her develop a crush or get shipped, just to see how she handles it. She probably wouldn't like it as much, though. She sometimes gets quiet, but deflects concern with destruction and noise. She may have come from the forest, and she may someday go back. She acts like an eight-to-ten-year-old. Maybe twelve at most. But I think she's probably older than that, on account of the shapeshifter thing. I think she's mastered a lot of her abilities, but is very awkward socially unless she's in command, and unless that command has something to do with war or crisis, it probably won't end well. She's harmless except that she destroys things. For some reason, though, nothing too surpassingly important ever gets damaged. Mostly she destroys manmade things. Her forests are perfectly intact besides deliberate and careful destruction done for their health, the way controlled forest fires burn out old dead stuff and fallen trees replenish the soil, and he usual minor things that happen naturally. I have a feeling she's good at letting physical objects go. I think she grew up in the forest. Or maybe halfway in, with one foot in the forest and the other in human civilization. The way we waste things and take our safety for granted fascinates her, thus the affinity for pranks. I bet she knows a lot and she's just not telling us. I hope you like her, because I don't think she's going away anytime soon. She speaks in bold italics.

All right. That was a bit personal. Now, who are all these people here? Introduce me to my subjects. Or let them introduce themselves, I care not.

Um, Nymph, I don't think you can just declare yourself queen like that.

Pfft, I do what I want.

...Okay, then.

I guess this makes me an official CBer, but this is Nymph's thread, so I'll save introductions or whatever for myself some other time. Oh, and Nymph brought Mexi over with her. Mexi is my Captcha pet from Kyngdom. Today she says ofme. Of me? What of you, Mexi? You want your own introduction thread? That'll have to wait, I'm afraid. For now, ladies and gentlemen and those of you not clearly falling into either category, Nymph!

Hi. Who are you?