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Okay, in this thread, post anything funny. For example, you know how Gatorade says "Thirst Quencher" on it? Well, what if it said, "Thirst Provoker"? As my older brother added, "We'll make your bladder shatter!"
submitted by Cramer N., age 13, WA
(June 13, 2009 - 10:57 am)
(June 13, 2009 - 10:57 am)
I said this on some other thread, but if you stare hard enough at a box of Raisin Nut Bran, it looks like instead of eating "slivered almonds," you're about to eat "silvered almonds." I've scared myself that way.... And one time maybe seven years ago I was sleeping in a sleeping bag on my brother's floor while my aunt and cousins were at our house, and my brother woke up in the middle of the night and heard me call him a stickhead. And we used to carpool with a family who lived near us - we'd take their kids home from school - and one day in the car their oldest daughter told me, "I think I'm lactose intolerant to sweat." And last night I described myself as a "packworm" meaning to say packrat, but my being a bookworm got mixed up in it. :D Pretty accurate description, if you look at my bookshelf. I'm starting to have to stack books two deep.
-EH
(June 13, 2009 - 2:55 pm)
A few days ago I was telling my dad that one of our lambs likes to nibble on my pants, but it came out as he likes to WEAR my pants!
(June 13, 2009 - 7:52 pm)
On a can of penuts: "Warning: May contain nuts." ((No, really?))
(June 13, 2009 - 8:27 pm)
On a 100 calorie pack: 0mg cholestoral!
(June 15, 2009 - 6:27 am)
Ohh... because if I didn't know better, I'd think that the peanut can contained, um, ice cream! LOL.
(June 15, 2009 - 8:11 am)
In TN it is illegal to sell hollow logs, but legal to consume roadkill. My trampoline has a label that says: Danger. May hit head on ceiling if used inside. For real!
(June 15, 2009 - 11:01 am)
HaHa, ya, and on a slip-and-slide it says 'no diving, could cause serious head injury'!!!!!! It's not like it's a pool!
(June 15, 2009 - 12:01 pm)