Presenting...a new pranks

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Presenting...a new pranks

Presenting...a new prankster to terrorize you all! You're so very welcome! 

I'll just step aside now.

Hi everyone, I'm Jarnen and I'm sure most of you know me. But just recently, I've connected with my inner prankster! I'm still as "Jarnen-y" as ever, duh--not even changing my personality. But....

*Rummages in pocket*

Meet my broccoli blaster. 

*Pulls little ball out of pocket*

*Pushes button on side*

The ball splits apart, revealing a miniature gun in the middle. Jarnen taps a tiny button on the top, and it starts expanding, morphing into a sleek green blaster with a sniper panel in the back. He picks it up, pulls a trigger, and opens fire on the Æs watching. Several are knocked over by the speeding broccoli, while others simply grimace as it shoots into their open mouths. Jarnen grins and bows, then returns the broccoli blaster to its ball and tucks it into his pocket.

I also have assorted pranking supplies, including tripwires and stink bombs.

I'm sure we'll be great friends.

 

submitted by Leafpool and Jarnen
(April 16, 2017 - 12:54 pm)

*Facepalms* Not another prankster...

Quill, lighten up! And Jarnen, bro, how are you doing? I love that you enjoy pranking too! *Pulls out a stink/smoke bomb combo* *Whispers* Hehe, we should go prank Quill, what do you think?

Zeon, my brother, what on earth are you talking about behind my back?

NOTHING!

I'll just be leaving now if you do not mind. Pranking is not entirely a favorable activity in my mind.

Perfect, I can actually talk to my bro then!

 

submitted by Quill and Zeon
(April 17, 2017 - 12:14 am)
submitted by Top
(April 17, 2017 - 4:15 pm)

ANOTHER PRANKSTER?!?!?

*Huffs*

Very well then. Hello, and good luck pranking others. *Tosses her hair over her shoulder*

If you ever need any suggestions or help, let me know. After all, I AM the best prankster there ever is. *Winks* *Throws her specialty smoke bomb, and dissapears*

*Eery voice sounds*

Good luck.  

 

submitted by Puck
(April 17, 2017 - 5:19 pm)

Ahh . . . I have a request.

*shoves an irate Dev off of the post*

Especially before Dev starts ranting, because then it will get ugly.

The thing is, Devil Owl has had a veggie blaster since the day he was created. His go-to vegetable, of course, are the infamous brussels sprouts; however, the thing he uses next is broccoli. I know this is a hard thing to do, but would you mind changing Jarnen's blaster into something else? I just honestly feel a bit copied at the moment and I'd love it if we could have a bit more originality.

Maybe a fruit blaster? No one's smashed fruit yet. An apple to the head . . . yikes. Not a fun thing.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(April 17, 2017 - 5:39 pm)

*Squeaks* 

Wow, Dev! You actually made her speechless! 

*glares at CBer and silently starts typing* 

*reads off Morgneth's words* Hello, Jarnen! I guess you didn't need my advice at all about the weapon (although I WOULD advise maybe fruits... since an AE has patented brussel sprouts and broccoli... and don't even THINK about trying to do cupcakes.) 

Ohhh, how sweet... she just says 'an AE' instead of saying Devil Owl... 

*Glares fiercely at CBer, is still mute* 

*reads off Morgneth's words* Be quiet, Nianad! Good luck fellow prankster, have fun pranking...

*reads off Morgneth's words, grinning" Um, and.. Devil Owl? If--If you're there...would you like a cupcake? 

*laughs* 

*Finally regains voice and turns murderously to CBer* 

Aaah! SUBMIT!  

submitted by Morgneth
(April 17, 2017 - 11:08 pm)

*Bows to Devil Owl and St.* My apologies. I only remembered the brussel sprouts part. I will change it as soon as I get the chance.

Watermelon...hmmmm. 

submitted by Jarnen
(April 18, 2017 - 9:38 am)

Get that away from me! I'm allergic to watermelon!

submitted by Secret
(April 18, 2017 - 9:25 pm)