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"Ahem.
At 3:28 p.m. on Friday, March 10th, an Æ by the name of Jarnen was found wandering around in a deserted and creepy swamp.
As he was brought to the CB police station, he kept asking after two girls by the name of Chilly and Gem. The Æ doctors said that he had a very bad fever, and was delirious, but even after they gave him medicine and had him sit down, he kept asking. Here, I'll play a recording that I took:
' "Chilly...Gem...where are they? Can someone please, please tell me where Chilly and Gem are?" (Police officer) "Sir, please calm down. You're sick." "Gem? Chilly? STOP TELLING ME I'M SICK! I'm--well, okay, I'm sick, if it pleases you, but where are Chilly and Gem?" '
(Here he grew angry and tried to stand up, but the police officer and docter pushed him back into the chair.)
The Æ has been transferred to the CB General Hospital, and we're pleased to say that he's making a quick recovery and will soon be able to return to his home. But we still don't know what he was doing in that swamp...."
Jarnen was unavailable for comment.
submitted by A Reporter, (Leafpool)
(March 11, 2017 - 5:25 pm)
(March 11, 2017 - 5:25 pm)
*Looks around, eyes wide* MY BRO! Is he okay? Is he okay??!!
I do believe Jarnen is in the best hands imaginable, Zeon. He is perfectly okay.
I hope so! When can we visit my bro in the hospital?
(March 11, 2017 - 7:25 pm)
I hope he's okay! I'm a trained therapy animal; I can come sit with him if it helps.
(March 11, 2017 - 11:48 pm)
Jarnen? Jarnen? Your alright? *bursts into sobs* Where have you been? What happened? *passes out*
Well, I guess its good that your back, Jarnen, Gem hasn't eaten for a week....not that I card...
What are you talking about, of coarce you care, she's your sister!
Mmm....
When will I be able to see him?
(March 12, 2017 - 12:36 am)
I'm so happy he's been found!
Everyone's been so worried! But Jarnen's ok! We should have a party...
I don't think this is the right time for a party. Jarnen's still recovering, and-
There could be streamers, and presents, and, and more! Jarnen would be so happy, he might even tell us what happened. Do you think he likes chocolate or vanilla cake?
Estella, now is not the right time! Jarnen needs to get better.
I know....but this is a terrible thing that happened! We need to make everyone happy again! All these AE's are so sad, and we can make them a little more cheerful. Don't you like parties?
I like parties, but....*sigh* I'll think about it
(March 12, 2017 - 11:29 am)
Jarnen! You're back! What happened?! Tell us everything!
Woah. Sorry. I hope Wingnut and me-
*whisperwhisperwhisper*
What?
Oh.
Ok!
Jarnen, Wingnut and I will be coming over shortly.
*whisper*
With tea.
I really hope you get better soon!
(March 12, 2017 - 11:52 am)
*Walks in* Here's Jarnen!
Hi, everybody. *Waves* Yeah, I'm like, a celebrity now. It's so great.
Jarnen, what were you doing in that swamp?
I don't really remember, and I don't care. Can't everybody just leave me alone?
Jarnen, what's wrong? You don't usually act like this.
Look, I'm sorry, okay? *slides hand down face* I'm just really, really tired and I have a headache.
Oh, Jarnen! I'm so sorry. Do you want to go sleep?
No, I just...need to sit down. *Sways*
Here. *Pulls a chair out of nowhere* There you go.
*Timidly* Do you remember anything from when you were lost?
*Sighs* I'm sorry. I don't. I wish I could tell you, but I don't know.
*It's okay. We understand.*
Where are Chilly and Gem? *Sees Gem* GEM! *Hugs Gem* *Pulls away* But...where's Chilly? I need to talk to her.
(March 12, 2017 - 12:41 pm)
Aw, he's not dead?
(To Pseudonym, whispering) I told ya she'd say that.
(To Secret, also whispering) I was hoping she would be nicer.
Me too. Anyways, we are glad he's been found nd is all right.
In a nutshell.
Get well soon.
(March 13, 2017 - 3:44 pm)
JARNEN!
Jarnen, I'm here, Jarnen, OH MY CAPTCHAS ARE YOU OKAY!?
WHAT HAPPENED!? WHERE WERE YOU?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SCARED I WAS YOU CRUEL AE!? OH MY CAPTCHAS I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY!
Ask him where he was!
ARE YOU KIDDING!? HE JUST GOT BACK FROM WANDERING IN A SWAMP AND YOU'RE ORDERING ME TO QUESTION HIM!
You and Gem were probably the only people who could get the information out of him. And it would be such a shame if Gem asked him first~
Okay.....
Jarnen, what happened? I'm okay. Nothing bad happened to me or---or---or that girl. Nothing bad ever happened. I know you need your rest, but please, please tell me what happened? And don't exert yourself too badly. You don't have to if you don't want to. I mean, I mean......What happened, Jarnen? Tell me as slowly as possible. And don't hurt yourself. Please. I mean, you don't have to, but...I mean, tell--I mean.......first off, I'm here. And that's all that matters.
* slowly takes a picture * All the reporters will love this.....mmm, AE drama.
ICY! LEAVE! YOU'LL STRESS HIM OUT WITH THOSE BRIGHT LIGHTS!
(March 13, 2017 - 7:42 pm)
*Timidly* Chilly? Jarnen? Your both ok? Im sorry, both of you...Can someone please explain to me what is going on? *bursts into sobs*
(March 15, 2017 - 2:53 am)
Hi, Chilly...and Gem....
I'm okay, Chilly, I just have a really bad headache but I think it'll stop soon.
I'm sorry, but I really don't know what happened...the first thing I remember was waking up in the swamp. I guess maybe we'll never know what happened.
But...now I do remember something...I think I was dreaming, but I was surrounded by little lights, almost like fairies...and then I was in the swamp.
I'm glad you're okay. And...Chilly? I'm sorry about...about what I did. I shouldn't have gone right to Gem when you left. But now...I'm so confused, about...everything.
Gem, I'm fine...I'm sorry....
*Leans against wall* I...I...Chilly....
(March 18, 2017 - 1:03 pm)
Sorry, Gem&Chilly, I'm really busy, but I promise Jarnen will reply on the weekend.
(March 16, 2017 - 1:51 pm)