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If you ever happen to be walking past and you see Voldemort in an extremely good mood, follow this guide to make sure he has a bad day.
You: Hey, Tommy!
Voldemort: What???
You: How have you been coping with your fail with Harry the other day?
Voldemort: ???
You: You know, how he beat you in a duel? Oh, don't feel bad it happens to the best of us! Yeah, I know, he is 50 years your junior, but come on, your gonna get over it eventually!
Voldemort: Pulls out the elder wand and aims it at your chest.
You: Well, now Voldy, I'd best be of. See ya, Tommy!
Tip: If Voldemort gets really angry and you happen to want to survive until you're next birthday, run away really fast.
Feel free to add your own tips to those CBers who might need them.
submitted by BookBug, Australia
(January 22, 2017 - 7:01 pm)
(January 22, 2017 - 7:01 pm)
That is really funny, BookBug!
Tip: Call him Tom, or if you are especially brave, call him Tommy! Or Voldy. My brother says Moldy Voldy. Very intelligent....
(January 22, 2017 - 9:59 pm)
Thanks, Sparkle Girl!
(January 23, 2017 - 12:27 am)
This is really funny, BookBuggy! Where did you get that from? Are you writing some book? Or something?
(January 22, 2017 - 10:01 pm)
Thanks, Random dude! No, it's just randomness....
(January 23, 2017 - 12:42 am)
TOP this! Everyone has to see this halariousness...totally a word.
(January 22, 2017 - 10:10 pm)
(January 22, 2017 - 10:24 pm)
Random Post
(January 23, 2017 - 12:12 am)
Sing Peeves' song from the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
We did it, we beat them,
Wee Potty's the one!
And Voldy's gone moldy,
So let's have some fun!
Bonus points: Sing in the most obnoxious fake Peeves voice possible
(January 23, 2017 - 11:17 am)
Ha ha ha!
I am literally laughing out loud right now
(January 24, 2017 - 5:16 pm)