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Chatterbox: Down to Earth

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This is the thread we use to write random things about Santa! Facts, theories, anything!

Okay, so one of my theories is that Santa doesn't actually eat all of the cookies. And he's not really fat. He has a huge pocket instead, and stuffs all of the cookies down in there. He eats any when he's hungry, and takes the rest to the elves!

I know, kinda stupid. . .  but nobody will judge what you say on here. ☺

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submitted by Butterfly
(December 21, 2016 - 10:38 am)

back to the Down to Earth

Santa is secretly evil. He knows where you live and he's installed hidden cameras and sensors into your bedroom so he knows how you've been behaving. Or is that really what he wants to know? Dun-dun-DUNN! 

Also he breaks into your house via chimney in the middle of the night under the pretense of free stuff. This is not good.  

Forgive me if I'm a little paranoid! I watched The Nightmare Before Christmas last night (which I probably shouldn't have) so I guess that may be why. 

submitted by Scylla
(December 21, 2016 - 12:18 pm)

Ooh, making up fun theories!

Santa doesn't actually eat all the cookies and milk--sometimes he does, but there's also a machine that "chomps" the cookies and drains the milk, and "eats" the carrots for the reindeers. This special Christmas food is the fuel for the sleigh and the reindeer magic!

submitted by Owlgirl
(December 21, 2016 - 1:48 pm)

That's kind of sad to think of. All that hard work, making cookies, getting carrots, and pouring a glass of milk just for it to be decimated by machinery.

submitted by Scylla
(December 23, 2016 - 1:48 pm)