I have made

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

I have made

I have made a decison! 

Oh? And what is that?

A decison is a choice you make-

I know that!! What is your decison, then?

I'm going to pick a girl to take to the prom.

You are? Finally! Hooray! Who will you pick! No, wait, let me guess. Licorice?

Nope.

Ah, I know. Rosayln.

Nah.

Oh wow... Doublock?

*shakes head*

If you picked Anna after dumping her, I'll-

Chill. Not Anna.  

I give up. Who?

Icy, will you go to the prom with me?

WHAT THE HECK!!!! She's not an AE!

I know that.  

Well, it's an AE prom...

So what?

So it's against the rules! 

AE's don't have rules.  

Bolton, I'm gonna kill you after Icy laughs in your handsome face. I'm going to be the laughingstock of the CB!

Poor you. But I will let nothing, NOTHING, stand in the way of true love! 

*face palms*  

submitted by Bolton , age LoveStruck, Trying to act "cool"
(December 4, 2016 - 3:20 pm)

I pity you, Daisy. Hobbes may be infuriating, idiotic, and vexatious, but at least he isn't a flirt.

Thanks. I think. 

Yay! Drama! Broken hearts! Rejection! This is great! Critic, would you be mad if I gave Icy muffin-pies to throw in Bolton's face after she rejects him, as she obviously wil?

On the contrary. I would find it hilarious. 

*in mock surprise* Wait, you have a sense of humor?

Indeed.

Color me surprised. 

submitted by Abi and Crew
(December 4, 2016 - 4:33 pm)
submitted by Top
(December 4, 2016 - 8:23 pm)

*laughs really hard*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

No.

* accepts muffin pie, creams Bolton with it, leaves *

submitted by Icy , age 12!!!, The Forest
(December 5, 2016 - 10:05 am)

*applauds*

DIE! YOU CHEATING PERSON WHO IS BASED OFF OF THE JERKIEST JERK IN THE WORLD! *looks up, sees Daisy*

Eheheheh ...  

submitted by Cho Chang
(December 5, 2016 - 3:34 pm)

I would make a joke, but I think this is too surreal. THat is like a dog asking a human out on a date.

submitted by Gared
(December 5, 2016 - 10:29 am)

Oh. My. Gandalf. I never saw that coming. Sloth says hiro. Have you been watching Big Hero 6?

submitted by Cho Chang
(December 5, 2016 - 11:55 am)

**Eyes widen* B-Bolton? Why....*

**Runs off with teary eyes** 

submitted by Rosalyn
(December 5, 2016 - 1:53 pm)

Anyone else feel bad for Icy?

submitted by Jammira
(December 5, 2016 - 5:04 pm)

HAHAHAHAHA. Bolton, me and all of my AEs are laughing at you. Icy is not even an AE! Pick someone else. 

submitted by Alexandra
(December 5, 2016 - 4:00 pm)

Sam: What the heck is true love?

Wildflower: I'll tell you when you're older. *sighs dreamily and picks up Romeo and Juliet* "O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright..." good choice, Bolton. 

submitted by Sam and Wildflower
(December 5, 2016 - 4:17 pm)

But... But... But... Icy doesn't love me?

Nope. And I hope you know EVERYONE is laughing at me and you right now!

She doesn't love me... I am heartbroken. 

*goes off to corner and doesn't even remove the cream pie*

*stares blankly at the wall, not even paying attention to pretty AEs for hours*

Guys... Bolton might actually be feeling this! Hooray! He has a heart! 

submitted by Bolton
(December 5, 2016 - 6:15 pm)

Bolton has... *dramatic gasp* feelings?

*places hand to chest* I am shocked! Truly shocked!

*both collapse laughing* 

submitted by Critic and Hobbes
(December 5, 2016 - 10:22 pm)

Yes. Very.

Die, Bolton! Rosalyn, Licorice, and Doublock are all very deserving of attention. 

submitted by @Jammi, Cilantro
(December 5, 2016 - 6:34 pm)

*sits down next to bolton, hands him starbucks*

Doublock?  what are you doing?

i am feeling bad for bolton.

no. way.

i think the world might end.

oh, shut up. 

*Goes back to comphorting Bolton* 

submitted by Nebula and Co.
(December 5, 2016 - 9:50 pm)

*takes Starbucks, mutters "Thanks", and stares at the wall again*

Um... This might be a bad time to ask, but you gonna drink that? Because... I'd hate to see it go to waste. *eyes the Starbucks* 

submitted by Bolton And Daisy
(December 6, 2016 - 8:11 am)