So... Shifti

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

So... Shifti

So...

Shifting Sands the Returned of the Continuity and Volcano Flame the Ignited of the Fire Realm have spent a few months in their respective realms. 

But now

THEY'RE OFFICIALLY BACK.

SOMEBODY AND CO. IS COMPLETE! 

Volcano: HEYYYYYYY EVERYONE!!! I'M BACK!!! 

Shifting: Hello, imbeciles. Have you missed me? Hah, most likely not. I have returned regardless. 

Volcano: OH MY GOSH I'VE MISSED THIS PLACE!!! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE MORE WHEN WE SAID WE WERE BACK!!! AAAH!! DEV STILL AROUND? DEV ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?!  

Shifting: Calm down.

Volcano: NO!!  

Somebody: Aw, why is there no upload art feature on making a new post... I'll comment with the picture later.

Volcano: I CHANGED MY HAIRSTYLE AND MY CLOTHES!!! 

Shifting: No one saw your old hairstyle and clothes, imbecile.  

Volcano: RUDE.  

Her Highness Fruit Basket III of the Noble Food-Named CAPTCHA Empire, AKA Fruity (she's back too!): kthm.  

submitted by Somebody and Co. , age Who cares!, We're back!
(November 28, 2016 - 10:05 pm)

*blinks*

*gasps*

*fetches fireworks*

*throws confetti*

*blows trumpet*

*summons studio audience and canned applause*  

*fires cannons*

*drags Somebody & Co. onto stage*

*opens curtains*  

*clashes cymbals*

*bows* 

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Strange New Worlds
(November 29, 2016 - 3:28 pm)

*also bow* 
Hi Shadow! Long time no see! 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(December 2, 2016 - 12:02 am)

top 

submitted by Top
(November 29, 2016 - 7:44 pm)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs le company*

submitted by Cho Chang
(November 29, 2016 - 7:48 pm)

*HUGS BAAAAAACK!!!*

submitted by Volcano Flame!, The Volcano!
(December 2, 2016 - 12:02 am)

halloooooooo! welcome back to the CB! Update to follow:

1. AE crush thread on down to earth. Join now before it gets too involved and insane. 

2. There is also an AE revolt thread ranting about how AEs are people too and should not be killed of or sent on indefinite vacations

3. Beth, Bombett, and Burt are dead... :,(

4. Family portraits are available at Puddings Place that include the CBer, AEs and CAPTCHAs.

 

and here are my two AEs, Grey and Doublock.

Hi

Wassup? Hands off Bolton or you die. 

Doublock is now dating Bolton... she is VEEEERY territorial.

 

chatter,my CAPTCHA says wozt. Who is that? 

Chatter, that is Her Highness Fruit Basket III of the Noble Food-Named CAPTCHA Empire.

sisp, Translation: She is so pretty!

alert the media, Chatter has his first crush! 

 

 

 

submitted by Nebula and Co.
(November 29, 2016 - 8:04 pm)

Hi Nebula! I don't think I've met you yet... great to have now! ^w^

1. 101 posts...? Aaah. Still, I gotta read that.

2. We saw... 

3. Oh boy, I'm gone for a couple months and osmeone was already born and killed???

4. Oh, nice! I'll check that out! 

Volcano: HAAAAAAAIIIIIIII NEBULA'S AEEEEE'S!!! 

Shifting: No interest in this "Bolton", I don't think.  

Volcano: ...WHAT?

Fruity: xcdb--! 

Somebody: Someone's flustered~! 

Fruity: *blushes behind fur* mxvn! (Me? Thanks!) 

Somebody: Oh, this is cute. 

submitted by Somebody and Co. , age Who cares, Various places
(December 2, 2016 - 12:08 am)

QKDHQLWHFOQIWHEOFHQKWRGFKQGWEUR833HOHWEOFHOQI3ROqweufhOQERUHFOI!

I've searched my dictionary thoroughly, plus my encyclopedia, and even my atlas. That "word" doesn't exist.

O1I3HEFOIQHO2EIFH!

Nor does that.

TBHQYOJE2303YSO!

I'm afraid you're suffering from a very dangerous disease, Dev. It's called "Shock" and it causes one to speak incoherently as you are currently doing.

IT'S VOLCANO!!!!!!!!!

That's a little better. But it's still nonsense. Have you forgotten Puck already?

VOLCANOVOLCANOVOLCANO

I suppose you have. She's on your list.

I HAVE A LIST?

You have multiple lists.

IS VOLCANO ON IT?

Them, specifically. And yes, I believe so. *hastily scribbles out top name* Actually, no, I don't see her name on there anywhere.

WHAAAAAT? PAST ME WAS STUPID!

You're saying this right in front of Volcano herself.

Hello, Shifting! It's nice to see you again. I'd like to see your revamp, I recently went through one myself.

I'm too lazy to make yet another avatar of her, though. Maybe later, I suppose. 

How are you, Somebody? Are you doing NaNo? I'm so happy you're back!

Clode: htiy.

 

submitted by St.Owl (and co.), age Recarnated, Everywhere
(November 29, 2016 - 8:22 pm)

HELLO EVERYBODYYYYYYYYY! 

Shifting: Good to see you.

Volcano: DEEEEEEEEEVVVVVV HIIII *stuffs high explosive in cannon*  *blows pie, vegetables, and those little plastic packing peanuts out of it, and also bits of cannon because the CAST IRON CANNON goes flying everywhere*

Somebody: I maight do it, I don't know. I'll have to make an account and ev e r y t h i n g a a a though I'm not great at committing to things...

 

We're_Back.jpg
submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(November 30, 2016 - 11:32 pm)

Wow, that's awesome!

submitted by Cho Chang
(December 1, 2016 - 11:22 am)

Hooray! Welcome back! We still have way too much cheap rainbow-colored confetti left over, here, have some!

(also i read all of volcano's lines in a russian accent for some reason?? so that's canon for me now)

submitted by hotairballoon
(December 1, 2016 - 12:10 pm)

Volcano: *GAAASP!!!* CONFETTI!!! *sets it on fire* IT'S RAINING FIRE!!! :D 

Shifting: Hooraaaay. *sacrasm*

Somebody: Hotairballoon! You're still around! That's awesome! Also, I speak Russian myself, so that actually kind of makes sense. 

submitted by Somebody and Co. , age Who cares, Various places
(December 2, 2016 - 12:10 am)

Puck: *Slowly turns around while sharpening her nails* *Looks up* 

*Says icily* Why hello Shifting and Volcano. Welcome back, and all of that "mushy" stuff. 

Me: Puck. . .

Ariel: *Whispers to Joan and everyone else around us* She hasn't seen the posts yet! 

Puck: *Continues to speak coldly* No, no, my dear AE friends and family, I have seen the posts. 

Diovald: *Gasps*

Ariel: We might want to take cover. . .

Me: You remember what happened last time. . .

Sir Galahad: Uhoh.

Puck: *Continues* And truly, I thought it might be nice to welcome them back to the CB.

Me: Puck, you do know she is trying to steal your crush. . .

Puck: *Turns around sharply* Yes! I do know that! *Calms down* I just thought, it would be nice, you know to, well, let Volcano and Dev "interact" with each other again. As friends. *Spits the word "friends" out very sharply*

Ariel: *Whispers* She's planning something. . .

Me: Puck, what are you planning?

Puck: *Turns sharply to glare at Joan* 

*Looks back at Somebody and Co.*

Have a nice day. *Smiles fakely* *Walks sharply to her room*

Me: *Coughs nervously* Well. . . I'm sorry about all of that. . . Puck is VERY protective, but she does have a soft spot in her. Truly, she means well.

Ariel: *Laughs; Joan turns to glare at him; he coughs into his sleeve*

Me: Welcome back to the CB Somebody and Co.! Again, I truly am sorry for Puck's behaviour. . .

Puck: *Shouts from her room* Don't be sorry!!!!

Me: *Coughs* Um, that was just the. . . wind. Toodles! *Walks away whistling*  

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 14, Camelot
(December 1, 2016 - 1:16 pm)

Volcano: WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT DATING AND STUFF IS PUCK DATING DEV NOW OH OKAY I MEAN I GUESS I DID LEAVE FOR A WHILE... GREAT FOR YOU AND DEV! I MEAN AS LONG AS WE GET TO THROW FLAMING BRUSSELS SPROUTS AND STUFF, I'M FINE!! 

PUCK YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS TOO?! :D I CAN BE THE AWKWARD THIRD WHEEL! I HAVE EXPERIENCE!!!

Shifting: Extra! Extra! Read it now! Volcano Flame is an imbecile beyond compaaare! 

Somebody: Why must you do this every time Shifting–

Shifting: Mind your punctuation.

Somebody: It's called "artistic expression". Something you wouldn't understand.

Shifting: *why you!!!*

Volcano: OOOOOHHHHHHHH SUCK BUUUUUURN!!! 

Shifting: [unintelligible obscenities in – what is that, probably Latin] 

Fruity: *inhales* *condescendingly* pupp. 

submitted by Somebody and Co. , age Who cares, Various places
(December 1, 2016 - 8:51 pm)

Puck: *Coughs nervously* Um. . dating? *Sighs deeply* I wish. . . 

And I guess since it sounds like you don't "like-like" Dev, we could be friends. . . and yes you can be the awkward third wheel! That's fine with me.

*Looks around* *Sees a flaming brussel sprout pie* *Gasps*

OH MY GOODNESS. IS THAT A FLAMING BRUSSEL SPROUT PIE?!?!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THAT KIND OF PIE FOR MONTHS!!!! CAN YOU TEACH ME?!?! PLEASE?!?!?!

Ariel: Um, she gets VERY excited when it comes to pies, chemistry, Dev, and pranks.

Puck: PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE?  

submitted by Joan (And Co.)
(December 3, 2016 - 6:36 pm)