Hahahaha!...

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Hahahaha!...

Hahahaha!

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I haven't heard enough of that recently.

What with the election, everyone has been so depressed. Honestly, I can't say I'm happy about this. The opposite, in fact. But--please. The CB is a place to go when you need encouragement, a friend, or just a bit of cheer. And really-- if you put this into perspective, nothing'll happen for another two months, until he gets inagurated. Also, it's fine compared to the Great Depression, World Wars I and II, and even terrorist attacks. All of those are bad, and you know what America did? Survive. And learn from its lesson. But! *hem*

Also not the point of this thread.

Since I haven't seen nearly any of my buds (in real life or over the internet) smile, or joke today, I wanted to start a thread where you shared any funny stories, jokes, or anything else to make someone smile! Remember- even if only one person reads or comments on it, it's one person that you've made feel better.

I'll post a few of my own anectodotes once this posts.

(As a PS- I'm not saying we can't be worried. It's human to be afraid or sad. But that doesn't mean we can't balance it out with nice things, too. Like puppies. I love my dog, he's such a sweetheart. See? My dog made me feel better. Good job, Dex. *hugs him* Go hug your dog. If you don't have a dog, hug your cat. Or pet your bird or hamster or even little sibling.) 

submitted by Clouded Leopard
(November 9, 2016 - 6:49 pm)

I kinda freaked out when I saw the first one, Ronan! Because there is this second grader at my school who says "Hay girl hay" to literally everyone she sees. 

submitted by Bluebird
(November 20, 2016 - 2:34 pm)

In gym class, we were playing flag football. My team was the one with the quarterback in position. So, my friend xxxxxxx is about to catch he ball, when suddenly she sits down saying, "No! My shoe!" Her shoe had come off. Everybody "No! My shoe!" to her for the rest of the day.

 

submitted by Pepper Star
(November 19, 2016 - 3:05 pm)

Some more funny things...

"Let's summon a demon again!" (Yeah, my class is kind of obsessed with summoning demons)

"a very hot warlock"

"I CAN'T STOP SINGING HAMILTON!!!!"

"We shall discover all of the secrets of the school before eight grade!"

"I've swept up three wasps from the cafeteria floor. One of them alive."

"And now, to end our staircase tour, the famous graffiti..."

"never, never, NEVER use a oujii board." (And summoning ghosts)

"I had to sit next to an eight grader that was talking about how deadly coke is! COKE!"

"we'll need sage, candles, and chalk. Lots of chalk." (We're also obsessed with summoning... okay, let's just say my class is a bit messed up.)

"do you have the plans for the underground bunker?"

"caution: falling binders."

"who would want to steal a math book anyways?"

"We're starting up the 'Meg Eats Foundation' again!"

"Mr. Fred almost chucked a chair at Everett in class today."

"guys, stop trying to pickpocket the teacher!"

"lets play the bath bomb game!"

"Join those cupcakes! Join 'em!"

 

 

submitted by Embers in the Ashes
(November 21, 2016 - 5:38 pm)