PIE WARS Episode

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PIE WARS Episode

PIE WARS Episode III!!!!!!
Ok, this is Pie Wars III. There are five teams:

Cherry Pie

Lemon Meringue Pie

Blueberry Pie

Key Lime Pie

Pumpkin Pie

There are ten people on each team. Each team has a leader I am the leader of Cherry Pie Team. Please take your desired Team name and put your name under it! First people on teams are leaders!! BEGIN!! *pies contestants* 

submitted by Holly, age 12, Somewhere
(May 2, 2009 - 7:55 am)

Okay! I won't be on MB for a while, so take over for me, please!?!?! And here are some stabby pie swords!!! >:D
..                                              !
=========       0=|==[}=>     O
..                                             /|\
...                                             /\

That is a depiction of my stabby pie swords coming at everyone! They Pie you while poking you! >:D

 

Hope it works!

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 7, 2009 - 2:39 pm)

Wait, are you telling me that I am your replacement on LR? If so, can I have a written confirmation of the fact that I have temporary control of LR while you are absent? And does this make me your second-in-command? Anyway, I hereby declare that Pirocks/Mr M./Enceladus, Aliza, and I are all in joint partnership in leading Team Pumpkin! Is this okay, Aliza?

submitted by Jenni/Fireandhemlock, age 12.5, Nowhere
(May 7, 2009 - 8:24 pm)

Sounds good to me, co-captains! I fancy a pie...anyone?

submitted by Aliza, age 13, Pieville
(May 8, 2009 - 9:57 am)

Ok, I'm going to make a list of the filled ranks and the unfilled ranks.

Holly said only ten people to a team, so we will keep to that.

 

1. Jenni/Captain  2.Aliza/Captain

3.Pirocks/Deputy  4.Zoe/Deputy

5.?/in Pirocks' troop  6.?/in Zoe's troop

7.?/inPirocks' troop  8.?/in Zoe's troop

9.?/in Pirocks' troop  10.?/ in Zoe's troop

 

So, the people in Pirocks' troop only follow orders from Pirocks, Aliza, or I, while the members of Zoe's troop only follow orders from her, Aliza, or I. All members of the Team follow orders from the Captains, Aliza and I, while the Deputies can only expect obedience from their own troop. Likey, no likey? Personally, I think that it would give us an advantage over teams without ranks, because we are more organized and one person is not commanding and entire team, the leadership is split into four. Should we let people decide which troop they will be in, or assign them by numbers in the order that they sign up to the team?

submitted by Jenni/Fireandhemlock, age 12.5, Land of Pies!!!
(May 8, 2009 - 1:55 pm)

Okay, we should also use NEPTs* for big battles. I send 5,000 pie cannon** armed NEPTs to attack cherry pie team (Don't worry, you can use NEPTs too)

 

*NEPTs = Non Existant Pie Troopers
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submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus, age Fah evah!, Narnia
(May 8, 2009 - 7:32 pm)

Of course! But I'm just saying the EXISTENT team members ranks.

submitted by Jenni/Fireandhemlock, age 12.5, Nowhere
(May 8, 2009 - 11:44 pm)

Yes, it makes you my second in command, who takes over when I've been incapacitated. My parents have a parental ban on MB because I forgot a science project. *headdesk* I won't be on for the rest of May.

 

submitted by Pirocks/ Enceladus
(May 8, 2009 - 2:13 pm)

w00t! YAYA!! I have supreme power over LR! *evile laughter* jk guys, jk.

submitted by Jenni/Fireandhemlock, age 12.5, Nowhere
(May 8, 2009 - 7:05 pm)

YOU!!!  YOU!!!  You are a traitor!!!  And you stole my idea for Smileythingies!!!!  EAT PIE, PIROCKS!!!  *splat*  *evil cackling*  No, I'm just being silly, I'm not mad. :)  Oh, and thanks, Mary Jo!  That's great!  Do you really wanna be the leader, because I don't mind . . . ? :)

submitted by BellaTrix ✌ ♡
(May 7, 2009 - 10:14 pm)

BellaTrix, calm down! It's just that on the piecraft thing on the MB, I asked him to join my team here, and he accepted the offer............TEAM LR/PUMKIN FOREVA!!!!! Eh, sorry. On the MB pie thing, his team is Team Lost Read, or Team LR, and I'm on his team, and we decided to merge them together!

submitted by Jenni/fireandhemlock, age 12.5, Nowhere or some
(May 8, 2009 - 9:18 am)

We shall win this war!!!!!! *pies all opponents in the face* *realizes they are just eating them* Who cares we will still win!!!! :D

submitted by Zoe, age 12, Standish, Maine
(May 6, 2009 - 4:00 pm)

CC, sure you can join forces with me! You can use the dynamite & timed bomb & firework pies!!! I'll make a timed firework, too. How's that sound!! (CC, you can use the timed firework, too.)

*builds fort with catapult*

*catapults a timed firework at Jenni* *splat* *wait* *wait* BOOM!!!! 

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*plants timed bomb pies everywher* *scurries back to fort* *gets CC and Co. so they won't be exploded* BOOOOMMM!!!!!

Heeheeheehee!!!! How 'bout eating this! *offers a timed bomb pie to Jenni*

It's blackberry. Yum yum. Eat it then explode!!! *pie explodes while Martia is holding it* *boom* *soot covered Martia* *black Martia scrambles back to fort* *takes shower to get soot off*

G'bye!!!

submitted by Martia, age ALMOST 10!, in a land of pi
(May 6, 2009 - 9:17 pm)

Hi, Martia!

 

-EH

submitted by Emily H. :), age 13, Sparks, NV
(May 6, 2009 - 9:18 pm)

Hi Jenni!-

submitted by Bekah P.
(May 7, 2009 - 8:35 pm)

*pies everybody not on Martia's side* I'm on at the same time as the Admin.!!! Admin. pie people!

submitted by Cara
(May 7, 2009 - 9:17 pm)