Evil Devin is

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Evil Devin is

Evil Devin is back in the game!

Some of you might remember my Æ, Evil Devin. Well, he hasn't been on much, and I think I'd like to bring him back to the CB! He's a bit of an independent Æ, as he posts for himself most of the time instead of invading my posts. He has quite a few crushes, generally, although he has none at the moment. He acts like he's evil, but he's really not. He just says it. He's sly and a bit mischeivious, but never means any real harm. He also has a deviously charming smile, not to mention a deviously charming personality. Girls swarm around him like flies to a carcass. Well, not exactly, but Devin likes to pretend so. He loves wolves, and is also a big fan of Dev. He can shape-shift into a wolf, although it's onky happened once when he was really angry. He's also gotten over his previous crush on Arwen, and says he "doesn't need her in his life anymore, so he's glad she's getting married to a weirdo surfur dude." Personally, I think Devin and the 'Weirdo Surfur Dude' would get along quite well. So what's up for Æs these days? Who's in the crush circles, and where can ED jump in? 

submitted by Leeli
(August 9, 2016 - 12:21 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

Welcome back, ED!

Hèmǐn's taken, sorry . . .

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(August 9, 2016 - 4:07 pm)
submitted by Poke-xue, Pokieland
(August 9, 2016 - 6:57 pm)

Does ED like dance/tecno music? He could learn to be a DJ from Bowtie.

submitted by Gared
(August 9, 2016 - 7:04 pm)

Welcome back! My AE-type-people-things would like to speak now.

I'm taken, sorry. Besides, you're not my type, I don't think. I'm with Wingnut, Aquina's CAPTCHA.

I'm not taken, but I don't think you'd want to go out with a two-million-year-old (is it that far already?) sea monster that eats heroic sailors for breakfast. Argonauts, anyone?

Ah. I thought you were over that?

(In other words, I don't like people. Sorry, Dev the Second) 

submitted by Scylla, age Hallia (Ct, rl+I), Charybdis (Ctrl+B)
(August 9, 2016 - 7:18 pm)

Hmmpf. Deviously charming personality? I think we'd get along well.

This is my AE, Liaryn. She's more artistic than devious (though she has here moments), but I think she'd like Evil Devin. I'm not really in on the AE drama, so... idk. 

submitted by Bluebird
(August 9, 2016 - 7:36 pm)

Evil Devin! It's you! You're back! But what- what- YOU DON'T NEED ME IN YOUR LIFE ANYMORE? WEIRDO SURFER DUDE? THIS IS AN INSULT TO ME, AND ZEON! HOW DARE YOU, YOU- YOU- RUDE, STUCK UP, SELF-CENTERED TRASH! ZEEEEOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Whoa, whoa, calm down, Arwen. It's not like he's worth anything to you now, anyway. And by the way, ED, don't you dare go near Chilly.

I have a permanent hatred of him now, and have ever since he made fun of me at the boarding school. 

Look at it this way, Arwen. You have a great life, you're getting married to Zeon, and I don't think Evil Devin even deserves to come near you. You need to let him go, and move on. You have Zeon, and personally, I think he's much nicer than Evil Devin, at any rate.

Welllllllllll.................. let me at least yell at him for a few minutes, and then I'll stalk off and never speak to him again, even if he pleads for me to go to a dance with him.

Oh, no....

Cover your ears!

Yikes! *covers ears*

*Cvrs ears*

*Clears throat* YOU MONSTER! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW I FELT WHEN YOU DUMPED ME AT THE BOARDING SCHOOL? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I CRIED? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DEEP YOU STUCK A KNIFE INTO ME? IT'S STILL IN THERE! AND IT HURTS, EVIL DEVIN, IT HURTS! I WAS BROKEN, TRODDEN UPON, AND CRUSHED! ZEON IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF YOU! NICE, THOUGHTFUL, FUNNY, AND CHEERFUL! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, AND YOU NEVER WILL! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! *slaps Evil Devin in the face for effect, then spins around and stalks off in tears*

*Out of earshot, goes over to Leafpool, Jarnen, Hazel, and Serene.* How'd I do?

Loud.

Awesome! Great going, Arwen! You show him!

*IIII love ittt!*

Wait just a minute. How about Leeli? What does she think about you insulting her AE? Leeli? Any thoughts? 

 

submitted by Leafpool and Co
(August 10, 2016 - 6:31 am)

That was... wow. Zeon?

*Grinning brightly* What is it?

About that whole thing-

Arwen, my love, you are PRO at that! *Glares at Evil Devin* Listen, dude, we could be bros one day, but no one treats my girl like that. Not now, in the past, or the future. Understood?

Are you about to start yelling, too?

Nah, I don't yell. *Wraps arms around Arwen* It's okay. If... that monster... comes near you again, I'll knock him out cold and feed him to the sharks.

Zeon, isn't that a little too much? And Leeli, I apologize for this.

NO! I could go worse, you know. Knocking him out and feeding him to my frendies (sharks) over there would be pleasant.

Someone's a little overprotective of Arwen 

submitted by Ashlee G. and AEs
(August 10, 2016 - 1:12 pm)