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Randomness!!!!!!!!! I have a giant little toe!!!!! I stepped on butter, the ingredients are, cloth!!!!!!!!!! I have a giant purple clover with very small people on it!!!!!! I just took a shower and my skin is really light!!!!!!!!!!! I hope there is no rat skeletons in my room's wall. My sister Autumn put a Polly Pocket airplane into her hampster's home!!!!!!!!!!!!
submitted by Meadow, age 11, IL
(April 19, 2009 - 11:33 am)
(April 19, 2009 - 11:33 am)
I am totally going to climb a bush tomorrow when the sun comes out and the fairies run back into their mobile homes to start stealing sneakers. Fairies like sneakers, but climbing bushes is fun, don't you disagree? Bushes are so very effervescent (I love that word) and they sparkle away into purple dust when you throw wheat at the pink fuzzy monster hidden under your bed. AAAHHHH!!!! The blue monsters are attacking me!!! They're taking over the computer!! The whole world is dissoliving in a fountain of blue soda....
-Emily the Random
(April 19, 2009 - 4:14 pm)
Randomness!!!!!!!!! I LOVE chocotate!!!!!!!! I like climbing flowers!!!!!!
(April 19, 2009 - 5:14 pm)
There are carrots dancing the tango outside my bedroom window when yoga goes to the state championships and drivers drive with the windows rolled down so that everyone hears the windmill in the back of the Great Los Angeles Bridge (fictional) snapping camera photography. And then the yams will go on Dancing with the Stars to save carpet factories from exctinction. (They are endangered by pink erasers dancing the quickstep.)
(April 19, 2009 - 5:33 pm)
My stomach hurts because of my ears because people ride tires and go out singing on the jump rope because they like dancing while eating peaches and jumping on letters for a barbie contest to win a fiddle to play sorry because their feet are muddy because they stepped in candy and maple syrup that came from an oak tree so that it can be warm and cozy so they can play in the snow and have beritto's to eat because they like reading about banana's and eating flower petals to make them be able to fly to the moon so they can jump high and actually eat milk chunks.
(April 20, 2009 - 3:19 pm)
My big toe is dirty! WHAT?! An army of armadillos?! Kittens will climb chairs and that is THE END OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(April 20, 2009 - 1:44 pm)
The hose is long enough!
(April 21, 2009 - 4:23 pm)
The grand prize!
(April 22, 2009 - 1:54 pm)
I'm going to walk my dogs who will soon turn to elephants who will then crush my
house, killing our cats because they look like scary mice, which elephants are afraid
of, and then actual mice who have transformed into giant mutant ninja mice will
come and attack the elephant/dogs, because they don't like it when elephants
crush houses on Wednesday, because Wednesday is when the giant mutant ninja
mice eat cheese and do the tango, and now I have to go, because a giant angry
squirrel is threatening to take over our neiborhood and destroy all the acorn trees
in sight, leaving us scared and acornless as we wait for gigantic grasshoppers to
take over the planet and turn it into Grasshopperopolis!!!
(April 22, 2009 - 4:27 pm)
Same time as Megan!! :D
(April 22, 2009 - 4:28 pm)
Wow, Megan, that's scary....
-EH
(April 22, 2009 - 5:50 pm)
LOL :D
(April 24, 2009 - 2:15 pm)
My grass is turning blue because of the cheese my pet
bird spilled on it, which my horse made for me to give to my pig
who is on my roof stomping holes in my celing and letting in all of
the bananas which are floating around outside just waiting for a chance
to eat some of the bark off of the tree growing in my mirror which
I love
(April 24, 2009 - 6:27 pm)
We use like ninety gallons of mulch in two days because the carrots are litterally purple and green like the giant dragon that roars under my bed and wakes me up in the middle of the night because he's thirsty for giant dragon soda that we are all out of because he drank it all while I was sleeping and my mom and dad don't know about him because i am afraid that they might not let me keep my giant purple and green dragon (Don't tell them about him, his name is grundr).
(April 25, 2009 - 9:13 am)
Same time as Meadow!!!!!!!
(April 25, 2009 - 9:18 am)
Hmm. Emily? GloWorm? Jenni? Bla bla bla bla. No idea, please tell me if you are one of the people that I listed. If you are not then I will make another list. If you are then I will guess one of them. If that isn't right I will guess another one. And if that is wrong then I will know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, time for randomness and chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!! I ate a chocolate bunny, and now the chocolate bunnies hate me and are forming a chocolate bunny army to destroy me with one of my most hated things: my dad's stinky socks. AAHHH!!!!! They hide them under the computer table, on the couch, and in the kitchen. I think that I might surrender soon. I'm so scared; tell me, what should I do?
(April 25, 2009 - 12:35 pm)