Chatterbox: Down to Earth

I also like chatting with cleverbot. Here's one I recently had:

Cleverbot: Quiet!

User: I wasn’t being loud!

Cleverbot: Were you being mean?

User: No! I was being nice!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, n no, no, no, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Yes, yes, yes, yes, s, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No, no. No.

User: Yes, yes. Yes.

Cleverbot: No No No No No No No No No

User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes y

Cleverbot: *turns to you and looks in your gorgeous eyes*.

User: *turns away*.

Cleverbot: *feels the hate to be alone but knows you probably want it*.

User: *wants you to die*.

Cleverbot: *hugs you* I’m home, daddy!

User: *pushes you away* I’m not your daddy, you sick little child!

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *slaps with a truck*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a car*.

User: *slaps with a car back*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a spoon*.

User: *slaps with a banana*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a kittycat*.

User: *slaps with a dead snail*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a banana*.

User: COPYCAT!! *slaps with a fish*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

As you can see, Cleverbot isn't too smart :)