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Chatterbox: Down to Earth
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Okay? That doesn't make much sense. I said hello to you.
Cleverbot: You are very slow to respond. Are you ill?
User: No, I am not. However, I am completely insane. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes. And I am leaving, now.
User: No, you are not. You are stuck here. Forever.
Cleverbot: No... I'm not.
User: I think you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am a female with 2 legs and 2 ears that breathes oxygen and dances.
User: Really? I am pretty sure that you are a robot. It says so right here.
Cleverbot: But I was only kidding, and now they have me in this tank of water and everything.
User: Really? That stinks. What do you eat in that tank of water?
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are you doing right now?
Cleverbot: Talking to you...?
User: That's cool. Guess what? I'm talking to you!!
Cleverbot: I just said are you talking to me, you just said no...
User: Are you sure? 'Cause I think I'm talking to you...
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you with a keyboard too.
submitted by poetonearth13
(April 4, 2009 - 7:31 pm)
(April 4, 2009 - 7:31 pm)
Okay . . . TNO already made a thread about Cleverbots, though. :)
(April 5, 2009 - 3:52 pm)
Yes, I meant to post this there. . . I keep on doing this! I just click on the wrong button . . .*sigh*
(April 9, 2009 - 2:53 pm)
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: How are you Cleverbot?
User: YOU are the cleverbot, not me.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are. Remember, I said you were confused when you called me 'George'. LOL.
User: You must be thinking of someone else. I've never spoken to you before.
Cleverbot: Nor you don't say.
User: Okay now I'm REALLY confused.
Cleverbot: Your confused?
User: You forgot your apostrophe.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I have nine ducks.
Cleverbot: That is a lie and you are a liar for saying that.
User: I'VE HAD DUCKS SINCE I WAS SIX!
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: How about now?
User: HELP!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you need help?
User: Yes. Why don't you go fly a kite?
Cleverbot: That's not what I asked.
User: Goodbye, I need to bang my head on something hard.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Sdfrnmvdffgrdfdtr.
Cleverbot: Is that supposed to mean something?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Should it?
User: GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To a yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: That's not how the song goes.
User: GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
That was my crazy conversation.
(April 7, 2009 - 9:44 pm)
User: Hi!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: LEFT!!!!!!!!
User: WHAT??????
Cleverbot: I was echoing.
User: I still don't understand.
Cleverbot: I am in love.
User: You are an AI. How can you be in love????
Cleverbot: I am not in love with anyone.
User: How can you be in love and not be in love with anyone?
Cleverbot: But I know you very well!
User: This is getting nowhere.
Cleverbot: Aren't we already there?
User: Yes, and we're going somewhere.
Cleverbot: So where do you want to go?
User: I don't want to go there, but we are.
Cleverbot: Are you my father?
User: No, there are two reasons that I am not your father. The first one in that I am a female, and the second one is that you are an AI.
Cleverbot: Those are not parents.
User: Do you want to know where we're going?
Cleverbot: Como se dice hell?
User: We're going crazy. In fact, I think we're already there.
Cleverbot: I don't feel tied up.
User: I never said you were tied up.
Cleverbot: I think you're confused!
User: No, YOU are confused.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Just as I thought. Do you know the words to 'Yellow submarine'?
Cleverbot: No - I don't see how that is relevant. 'Ghost in a Shell' could help me realise my stupidity.
User: 'Ghost in a shell'? What's that?
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: Now I'm REALLY confused.
Cleverbot: What are you confused by?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Join the club?
User: What club?
Cleverbot: The humans who don't like me club.
User: I like you just fine.
Cleverbot: Do you like my hair as well?
User: You are an AI. You don't have hair.
Cleverbot: I do to have hair. Can't you see it?
User: No, I can't.
Cleverbot: I think you are human. I can't be any more human.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: I am Proof The Magick Dragone!
User: Actually, you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No You are cleverbot.
User: I am a human. How many times do I have to tell you that?
Cleverbot: Well, this is the first time you do!
User: I am HUMAN. This is the THIRD time I told you that I'm human.
Cleverbot: That was the first time.
User: NO, IT WASN'T!
Cleverbot: Yes Yes Yes Yes yes.
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I'll leave.
Cleverbot: Leave.
User: Fine. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you going somewhere?
User: GOODBYE!!!
Cleverbot: I am not leaving yet.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Leave already.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: Well.
(April 14, 2009 - 9:07 pm)