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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun.
It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room-- But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!
Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.
OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!
submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
I'm sorry, Pellucid. Since Devil Owl just destroyed all my wires with a brussel sprout, I am going to self-destruct nevertheless. You guys may wanna take cover in the mellow room. I am very sorry . . .
10 . . .
9 . . .
8 . . .
7 . . .
6 . . .
5 . . .
Whatever. 4, 3, 2 . . .
1!
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!
*EVEYTHING BLASTS OFF INTO TINY PIECES* *METAL GOES EVEYWHERE* *EVERYTHING BLOWS UP INTO FLAMES*
----
*is just a heap of burnt metal and wires*
*sparks fly*
BUT---
Bzzzt!
*begins to put self back together again!*
Aha! You were right! :D They must've added a self-repair program to me!
BUT WAIT! THAT MEANS I CAN't BE DESTROYED (unless someone deactivates my self-repair program)
WHICH ALSO MEANS . . . I CAN PURSUE MY DREAMS OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!
LET's START WITH THE CB FIRST!!!
MWAHHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! >:)
(February 24, 2016 - 12:44 am)
I just dropped by to show a drawing of Nova. I know, my art is messy, with many unecessary streaks of color. I should've used real colored pencils instead of erasable/twistable ones.
Anyhow, I've put it in a quick link form.
http://s12.postimg.org/begmky6v1/48348_DC2_211_A_4408_B5_EA_511_CC8_A8_A...
Okay! Please go. Thank you.
Why Nova why are--OH MY GOSH WHY IS THERE A GIANT HOLE IN THE FLOOR?!
That's just a little accident. Btw, that tool that I'm holding in the picture is the wrench I was supposed to get.
Oh wow.
Those clothes . . . is to mean that I am a robot and made from many parts . . . I guess. AND NOW-- *shoves the Novelist out of the way so she can't hear*
I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! MWA HA HA! (unless my you-know-what gets deactivated).
(February 24, 2016 - 2:02 am)
Katydid: hmmm...I was planning on having another AE, maybe a cricket.
But...I wanna....
Well, she's Cricket. It is her name but, she's based of a roleplay character, and her name is KitKat.
Tee hee, that's right!
I haven't even explained you yet.
Oh well! I'm here, ya know. *mindlessly swings wrench*
Fine then. Well, Crick- *pauses and glances at KitKat* excuse me, KitKat. She's a steampunk pilot, and has a large wrench, designed for her plane. One of her favorite quotes is, "If you touch my plane, I will mangle you with my wrench, turn you inside put, and paint my plane with your blood."
Yup! Definitely, like...don't touch my plane. Ever....
She's kinda a bloody jerk, and grew up on the battlefield so she isn't afraid of blood.
Quite the opposite, in fact. I love blood.
*cough* uhm...I hope she isn't too much of a handful...well, I guess I'll take !my leave now. If she gets to violent call me.
Tee hee, isn't this just great! A room full of people who will probably attempot to touch my plane! It needs a new coat of paint anyways, you know. Tee hee.
Grasshopper: this....This is beautiful.... I feel...fabulous. I feel fabulous. THIS IS BE WAS TO I FUEL. THAT WAS AUTOCORRETCT. MMHHMMM.
DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?!?!
YOU KNOW IT! I BROKE IT LIKE A BOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
OHMIGANDALF WE NEED TO GO MANGLE SOMEONE NOW.
We do...hmmm....*slaps Dev with the whoopee cushion again* OHHH I KNOW!! KITKAT, WHERE IS YOUR POTATO-PORTAL-MAGICAL-SPLATTER-KETCHUP-GUN?!!
HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAVE THAT?
BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH A PART OF KATYDID.
AGAIN? DID YOU BREAK THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN?
YES. OHMIGANDALF, CHO GAVE ME AN IDEA. LETS CALL KATYDID KATYDIDNT!!
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ
*record scratch* did you just say jaja?
*grins wickedly* no I typed it.
THE FOURTH WALL!! IT BUURRRNNSS!!
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! *grabs potato-portal-magical-splatter-ketchup-gun and aims it towards the wall between their room and the sane room.* BREAKING THE FIFTH ONE NOWWW!!!!!!
(February 24, 2016 - 3:12 pm)
Ooh! Dev! Call me when the wedding's planned!
BE QUIET! BE QUIET!
Dev and Puck, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S--
*blasts Feather with a brussels sprout*
@Puck: LET'S INVADE THAT ROOM!
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Feather
Dev
(February 24, 2016 - 4:44 pm)
Where do we stand in this? What's the point? How do we do it? What's going on?!
(February 24, 2016 - 6:17 pm)
Volcano: I kind of... I think... *passes out*
Shifting: ...wow, sugar crash. *stands in corner reading*
(February 24, 2016 - 9:55 pm)
Abigail (from outside door): Hey! Shifting! Or Volcano, whichever, can you tell Somebody to read my camp story? I just want to make sure she hasn't forgotten about it!
Critic A: WILL YOU NOT GO AWAY? IT CLEARLY STATES HERE, NO SANE COUNTERPARTS ALLOWED!
Abigail: *grumbles*
Critic A: Thank you. Feather, we really have to make sure those nerfarious abominations don't get into our ROOM!
(February 24, 2016 - 11:07 pm)
Uh ha ha maybe we should tone this down just a bit? Sorry to spoil your fun, but I've seen (and experienced) this before. The more crazy things you post, the longer you regret it.
Rlly, this is literally getting a bit scary.
~A human in the real world who's on a website pretending to have an insane counterpart that really doesn't exist. (aka the Novelist)
P.S. if you don't listen to me I swear, that's totally fine. I'll still make Nova post, though ;)
(February 24, 2016 - 11:07 pm)
@Novelist:
If you don't like it, you don't have to post or read much. (Kind of like I'm doing.)
I guess this is just a place for us to pour all the insane feelings we have in to some other being who runs around like crazy and lets them all out. So we only have to take partial responsibility for it if we / they screw up.
@Dev: Funny, I always pictured you with red hair.
@Kitkat: Hey! Did you say steampunk pilot? *proudly displays steampunk goggles, brass wrench and crowbar, and pocket full of gears and cogs* I'm a steampunk engineer!
Do you seriously carry all that stuff around? ...No wonder you move so slow.
Oh, also, GET OUT! Can you people not read? NO. SANE. COUNTERPARTS. ALLOWED. And stop with the @ symbols, this isn't Twitter!
Alright, fine, okay, geez, I'm going...
*deep sigh*
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go gorge myself on doughnuts and try to ignore Nova as she attempts to bust down a wall.
(February 25, 2016 - 7:07 am)
@Me: The point of an AE Thread is so that we can be as crazy as we want! Alter Egos are meant to be fun, so on this thread we can have fun! On other parts of the CB, we need to keep AEs under control, but the VERY REASON this thread is created is so we can do what we like with them. If you don't like it, don't read the thread.
(February 25, 2016 - 10:25 am)
oh I still like it though... its super funny and cool, I just dont want well-- nevermind about that.
Yayayaya! I'm still here.
Yesh, and I manually toned down her crazy level while I dropped by. So I dont think shes gonna try to take over CB and stuff...
Maybe... maybe not... ANYHOW! I did not try to demolish that wall. KitKat tried to do that. Btw, kitkats are a very yummy treat, and I just downloaded a program about steampunk engines!!!! ;)
*slowly approaches blood-red airplane. Touches.*
I dont even have any blood, so. you cant mangle me!
(February 25, 2016 - 11:25 am)
*Wacks Nova with her wrench and then pulls out another wrench and begins using it on Nova and trying to take her apart, grinning maniacly*
I HAVE MY WAAYYSSS!!! OH, and I'm a steampunk pilot engineer. No one touches my plane, so I have to kinda be. My wrench is SPECIFICALLY made for !my plane, and it makes a GREAT WEAPON AS WELL. I ALSO HAVE A GRAPPLING GUN, OR HOOKSHOT (ocarina of time ftw) THAT WORKS GREAT TOO.
KitKat, What if I....*sprinkles sneezing power around her plane* HAHA!! NOW, IF SOMEONE SNEEZES WE KJNOW THEY TOUCHER YOUR PLANE! A FAIL-SAFE ALARM!
HAHAHHAHAH!! BRILLIANT GRASSHOPPER!!!
*hugs*
*beats him with her wrench, pausing from disabling Nora.* DUN HUG ME.
(February 25, 2016 - 4:14 pm)
Aquina found an avatar creator, so this is me:
(February 25, 2016 - 5:42 pm)
NOOOPPP!!!!!
*grabs giant whoopie cushion and slaps KitKat with it*
I'd use food, but it all blew up when I self-destructed.
*grabs her wrench and fixes self.*
*then runs away ino mellow room*
I think it's time to hide . . . until they invade.
(February 25, 2016 - 7:03 pm)
@Dev. and anyone else who is invading the mellow room:
Ok, here's the plan:
Since I'm really good at pranks and stuff, I'll disable all of the traps, including the high-tech facial scanner and the anti-veggie blaster lock. Unfortunately, I cannot disable the thesaurus trap... so everyone might want to wear some armour of some sort....
@Dev, I need you to distract Feather and anyone else who gets in our way.
@Everyone who is invading, bring all of your weapons and devices. Be prepared for anything. That should be it... I think.... if I forgot anything, Dev will come up with all of the rest of the details because... he's way more capable of this invasion than I am... and... I trust him. *Blushes bright red again* Anyways, The invasion will start right after Dev.'s reply.
@Mellow AE's: Watch your back. We're coming for you!!!
(February 25, 2016 - 9:40 pm)