TRICKY SITUATIONS GAME!

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TRICKY SITUATIONS GAME!

TRICKY SITUATIONS GAME! This is a game that has been played before, but it is fun.

One CBer states a situation, and another finds a way for them to get out of it! Then they post heir own situation, and the game continues!

Example:

CBer1 : I am stuck in my bathroom with a pack of hungry weasels outside. I only have a stack of fuzzy bath towels and a peppermint.

Cber2: Toss one of the bath towels over them and dump them out the window.

I will start!

I am stuck in a small Chinese retaurant that is filling up with water with only my takeout Chow Fun (tasty noodles and meat and veggies) and a book on Roman mythology. What do I do???

submitted by Aquina, age 13, Atlantis
(December 4, 2015 - 12:06 pm)

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Hmm... Look in the book of mythology. You should find a spell to summon lightning. Wait. Bad idea. Stand on a table. Get the people in the restaurant to pile up in a human ladder and climb up it. So at the ceiling, Summon lightning and blast the place apart. Then get out and eat your chow fun.

Way 2: Call off whoever's doing the water. (Big hint: I't me)

My absolutely DESPERATE situation:

You're on an island in a turbulent sea. The island is really tiny, and I'm stranded. An army of Storm Dragons wings closer, shooting bolts of electricity,  You can't swim away, because you'd be electrocuted. And the sea is full of electricity-repellent monsters. A treasure chest appears out of nowhere and you open it. You are disappointed to find a squirrel skull and a cobweb. And some nonexistent crackers. What do you do?

Hallia says kchu. Gesundheit. 

submitted by Scylla
(December 4, 2015 - 6:48 pm)

NONEXISTENT CRACKERS!!!!! Yay!!!!!! Did you get that from the Hotel La'Faye story? 

submitted by Dragonrider
(December 12, 2015 - 5:34 pm)

TOP

submitted by Topity top
(December 11, 2015 - 11:11 am)

I'd dangle the squirrel skull over a monster until he lunged for it. With his mouth wide open, I'd jump in, closing myself into the chest at the same time. When he threw me up a few days later, I'd float in my 'boat' to shore, using the cobweb to patch my wounds (if any). I'd live off sushi.

Help me! My pet cobra has escaped, and my poor little mice can't get out of the corner he's trapped them in. All I have to are a few crumbled pieces of concrete and some wire!

Chip says, "Nuex". I don't know what's next, Chip. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME??? 

submitted by Micearenice, age 12
(December 12, 2015 - 5:08 pm)

Chip: Twist the wire into a lasso and lasso your cobra, leading it back to its cage. Surround the mice by concrete so they don't escape. Then put the mice back, and use the concrete to seal up whatever the cobra got out of.

Problem: Santa Claus is stuck up the chimney and all I have is a candy cane and a few needles of pine! How do I get him out?

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(December 13, 2015 - 9:24 am)

Dragonrider- Yes I did.

St Owl- I don't want to get him out because I'm scared of him. If I get him out he'll inevitably come into my house. I don't want strangers in my house. But if I were any other person I would poke him with the needles until he squeezed himself together, then I would Apparate to the roof, summon some reindeer, and have them pull him out by a harness. 

Ignore this; it doesn't make sense. 

submitted by Scylla
(December 13, 2015 - 2:39 pm)

Way 1: Run up to the roof and drop the needles down the chimney. They'll fall on his nose and make him sneeze. The force of the sneeze will make him go down. 

Way 2: Hook the candy cane onto the elasic on the edge of his pants and spring him out like a slingshot.

 

Halp! I'm stuck in a locked brick shed with nothing but an empty picture frame, a goldfish, and a page ripped out of War and Peace. How do I get out? 

submitted by Butterfly
(December 13, 2015 - 7:10 pm)

Tie the pine needles together like a rope and tie one end to one of santa's leg. Use the candy cane like a crow bar to get him unstuck while pulling on one end of your rope.

Problem: After you unstick santa, you find that all of the disturbance within the chimney sent soot up the shaaft to the outside and Rudolph inhaled it. Now his nose isn't lighting up. You have a few batteries, a cross bow, and a Pumpkin pie. What do you do?

P.S. Hi, admins, do you happen to know whaat happened to my olympics thread? I've checked the back pages and can't find it. HELP!

 

This is what Butterfly says: By the way, if you can't find a post you "submitted the other day" go to the section you posted it (CaC, BaB, etc.), and click "Submitted by" (above the name of the person who started the thread) twice. If you posted it in BaB, only click it once. Hope this helps! :) 

I hope that will work for you, Will. If not, then submit it again.
Admin
submitted by Will T.
(December 13, 2015 - 7:20 pm)

Stick the batteries in the pumpkin pie and feed it to Rudolph. When he's digesting them, they magically find their way to the battery slot in his stomach. This lights up a little projector with a red light, and re-reddens his nose. Stand watch with the crossbow in your hand, so that no one will come near you and discover the secret of Rudolph's nose.

When Santa got out and Rudolph's nose was fixed, a giant carrot (like 10 ft long giant) landed on the roof.  The reindeer went crazy and all rushed to eat it and they won't move until it's gone. With the combined weight of 8 (or is it nine?) reindeer, plus Santa (who ate a few too many donuts at breakfast today), plus me, the roof is going to cave in! Plus, if Santa doesn't get to the next house fast, his whole schedule will be messed up, and he won't have delivered all the presents in time! (gasp!) All I have is a newspaper article about proper nouns, a pop tart, and a ski pole. How do I get Santa and his reindeer to the next house before my roof caves in?!

submitted by Dragonrider
(December 13, 2015 - 9:48 pm)

Read the book about proper nouns to the raindeer until they fall asleep, giving them the pop tart so their stomaches are temporarily fufilled. Then use the ski pole to push the carrot to the next house, and attatch it to the carrot in a roasting marshmallows style. Give the carrot-roasting stick to Santa. It'll be like a tie-a-carrot-to-a-string trick on pigs.

There's a mermaid in my bathtub and no ocean for miles! Everyone is out of the house except me, and all I have is an empty plastic container, a bunch of grapes, and a dustpan full of sawdust. We're going through a drought and I can't get any water to fill the bathtub. How can I keep this mermaid from drying out until my parents get home and drive her to the ocean?

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(December 14, 2015 - 5:27 pm)

I won't make a new problem, but I'll answer St.Owl's.

Squeeze the grapes into the container and give it to the mermaids in small amounts to make it last longer and if you run out of grape juice mix some sawdust with your own saliva or any other bodily fluid (ONLY AS A LAST RESORT) to make some sort of saltwater.

submitted by Savvy44x
(December 15, 2015 - 6:27 pm)

Haul Santa onto his sleigh, and toss the pop-tart across. Then swat the reindeer (ski pole or newspaper works fine) and they will take off and start fighting over the pop-tart. Divide it up for them and then send them on their way. But remember: When flying with reindeer, hold on tight.

Oh, then invite me over for carrot cake =-)

 

My dilemma:

I am hanging on to the head of a Velocraptor statue 20 feet up in the air while a fire is starting to consume the museum of dinosaurs that I am in. All I have is a flashlight, a hair bow, and a free museum map. How do I get out?

Wingnut says ikoe. ?

submitted by Aquina W., age 13, Atlantis
(December 14, 2015 - 5:50 pm)

WE HAVE 3 UNANSWERED SITUATIONS!!

MAKE SURE YOU CHECKED WHO POSTED LAST BEFORE POSTING!!!

THE COMMENT MAY NOT HAVE SHOWN UP YET!!!!!!! 

submitted by ...
(December 14, 2015 - 6:44 pm)