I claim DuckDuckGo. Team Waterfall now has 56 trivia-loving ducks on our team. I also claim the NY public libraries (were they already claimed?) and Bangkok, Thailand, which is already my personal home base.

I have no idea how this works.

ATTACK ON SAN FRANSISCO!!!!!!!!!!! 

San Francisco, currently in the hands of the Legionaries, was bustling and noisy on the afternoon when Ultron and I finished setting up. We had snuck past the phoenixes guarding the city over the Bay Bridge along with 10 of our heavily armed SHIELD agents. In the distance, surrounded by fog, you could barely make out Alcatraz Island, headquarters of Team Waterfall, with Hallia the shape-shifter hovering over it. Our other forces, 100 SHIELD agents and 250 robots, were all coming into position. Some snuck over the Golden Gate Bridge, which was a very difficult feat to accomplish with fiery phoenixes changing guard over your head. But most approached via ground, wherever the defenses were weakest. By 4:00, most of us were gathered in the Alamo Square. Then the battle began. 

EVERYTHING'S FORCES: 110 SHIELD agents, 250 robots, 70 binary bombs, 100 assorted pies. 

The robots include catapults and pie launchers, plus some can launch binary bombs. Binary bombs are basically explosives that, when exploded, cover everything in greenish flickering binary numbers that spread over the city like a computer virus. Our various pies include:

• Flaming Brussel Sprout Pies

• Lemon Cream Pies

• Exploding Blueberry Pies

• Cherry-Chocolate-Pepperoni-Tofu Pies (I'm sure nobody will mind if I use those up) :3 

THE LEGIONNAIRES' FORCES: 100 mech/pen/swords, 20 phoenixes, 100 locals (armed with the mech/pen/swords). 

These are all the forces currently in San Fransisco. If I made a mistake, please tell me. 

Depending on whether or not Everything wins this battle, I may move my forces to various places.  

Ok, sorry 'bout that!  I actually claimed Tokyo instead!

Jarvis?  Team TJNWDE has Alaska.   Does it count as a claiming if you claim something that is in a area that you have already claimed?  Also, there are easy ways to win this war, say someone claimed some force that has the ability to destroy a planet, such as the death star, or something from Star Trek, then they could just move their troops away from the planet and destroy it.  So I think that anything from Star Wars or Star Trek should be outlawed except for the handheld weapons.  Back to the claiming issue.  Here's an example: if someone claimed a town with an airport, but they don't say that they claim the airport, do they still get the airport or do they have to claim it separately?  Because someone claimed the New York libraries (I think.) that were not on TJNWDE so do they get it or do they have to fight TJNWDE for it?  Team TJNWDE claims the Men In Black HQ which are in downtown New York city complete with 50 agents, they each are armed with 20 ray guns, and 50 human-sized aliens, which are each armed with poison. 

Orucio says ubek.  Do you want Ooblek, Orucio? 

I am promoting Applejaguar to General status. Leovie, Hallia, and I are OUT OF HERE. 

It was too chaotic and I really don't need to be in it.