Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Hello, we are here to destroy you.

Surrender or die. Or join my army to dominate the world. Do not resist. Do not panic as that could end badly for you.

You have been warned.

Say farewell to life as you know it.

We have coffee.

*static* 

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Here To Stay
(October 26, 2015 - 7:55 pm)

Yay for random comments!!!!!!

submitted by Cho Chang, age 12
(October 27, 2015 - 9:17 am)

*Snort* Random? Far from it. Those words were carefully calculated. There is no randomness about it. You think that it is random simply because you do not understand them.

Ah, there is many things you do not understand.

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Here To Stay
(October 27, 2015 - 3:05 pm)

Oh deer, coffee you say? This could prove to be chaotic......

Wait, dominate the world, you say? WELL THEN INCLUDE ME!

submitted by Phantom N., age 12, Places
(October 27, 2015 - 6:27 pm)

Sounds like fun!! :D

Packing:

- weaponry

- food

- money 

 

 

submitted by Indigo
(October 27, 2015 - 6:59 pm)

Dominate the world...surrender...do not resist...do not panic. Well, at least I'll follow the last one. 

 

World domination. See, my immediate response is to go Newsies and strike. No offense. But now is the time to seize the day! Anyone with me? Wrongs will be righted if we're united! 

Plus, coffee. Honestly, ew.

*starts singing Seize the Day because now that's stuck in her head* 

Fflewddur says onkr. On strike? Okay, so that's a stretch, but that's what you meant, right? You're not going to dominate the world, Fflewddur, are you? Have you learned nothing from Newsies? And Wicked? And Matilda? Even if you're little you can do a lot. Don't play by the rules of someone else's game. And the world will know! 

Oh, now he says yric. He says I'm right! 

submitted by Sydney C., age 13
(October 27, 2015 - 8:11 pm)

YAAAAAAS musical references!!!!!!

submitted by Joss, age 13, ME
(November 13, 2015 - 7:41 am)

Is this a ski lodge, or something, or something or other? I'm so confused.

submitted by ...
(October 27, 2015 - 8:30 pm)

It is not a Ski Lodge.

However. it does not have a clear purpose. That is for you to decide.

Would you like a tray for all that coffee we're going to give you? So much coffee.

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Here To Stay
(October 27, 2015 - 10:27 pm)

Oh! World Domination! One of my favorite hobbies!

 

submitted by Inky
(October 27, 2015 - 9:59 pm)

Howzabout toffe instead? If not...I'll make sure to have sugar and creamer. Lots of creamer.

World domination?

Pfft.

Been there, done that. I'm movin' on to Mars. Y'all are waaayyyy behind.

Sicily says vwvv

SHHHH! Don't give away our secret code you...you....you...little fuzzball! Come here. *hugs* 

 

submitted by Katydid
(October 27, 2015 - 11:37 pm)

Strike team Alpha, mobilize! 

*strike team Alpha mobilizes*

*strike team Alpha consists of Somebody, Shifting Sands, Volcano Flame, Prism, Halo, C4, and Fruity*

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!!!

I have no idea what this is for, but I'm fighting anyway! Everyone knows that having a heated argument is fun!!!  

Volcano: WE HAVE INTERNET HORROR STORIES!!!

Shifting: Surrender, or face the Muzzle of Nemesis! Feel the Wrath!

Somebody: Why is Wrath capitalized?

Shifting: Because that's what Nemesis Sudou is, and Nemesis Sudou is epic.

Somebody: Valid point. Anyway, FIGHT ALL THE THINGS, THIS IS WAR!!!

Over what we have no idea!!!  

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(October 28, 2015 - 12:01 am)

Was that a Hyperbole and a Half reference, by chance? 

submitted by hotairballoon
(October 28, 2015 - 5:54 pm)

Yes, to CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!!! I'm not 100% qualified to make it, because I never really read the full book-- it is hard to read books your parents say you are too young for. 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(November 1, 2015 - 3:44 pm)

I've actually never had a cup of coffee.

submitted by The Phoenix, age Immortal, Oblivion
(October 28, 2015 - 6:36 am)

THROW YOUR CAMERAS IN THE AIR, AND WAVE 'EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!

You're welcome.

 

submitted by hotairballoon
(October 28, 2015 - 6:56 am)