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PIE WARS CONTINUED!!
PIE WARS CONTINUED!! The other one was getting long and my computer was having trouble loading it, so I made this one!
submitted by Cara C., age 11, Imbler, OR.
(March 17, 2009 - 3:45 pm)
(March 17, 2009 - 3:45 pm)
HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
*splat splat*
Hmm...
Ok, people won't join me, because I don't have a name, but I don't know what to do!!!!
*aims at Cara*
*SPLAT*
My pies may be small, but they are very powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(March 17, 2009 - 5:33 pm)
I'll join forces with you, Laura!!
*Throws pies at other people*
*runs out of pies*
*quickly whips up 400 more lemon meringue pies*
*eats one*
*eats two*
*decides that eating all of her weapons is not the best idea*
*throws pies*
*misses*
*grumbles about missing*
*throws pies*
*hits all people on throwing pies thread*
*cackles*
*whips out pie cannon*
*loads pie cannon with the rest of the lemon meringue pies*
*shoots lemon meringue pies*
*grins at her own success*
*keeps shooting lemon meringue pies*
(March 18, 2009 - 11:51 am)
Oh no you don't! Why not join forces with . . . ME!?!
(March 18, 2009 - 6:03 pm)
OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Julia, your hired, I'll make you second in charge)
*completely covers Gen. Pyer the Third so that nothing shows but what looks like a mound of moving pie*
*shakes hands with Julie to solidify the agreement while single handedly throwing three hundred pies in direction of approaching enemies*
HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(March 18, 2009 - 10:29 pm)
Really? I'm hired? COOL!!!
*shakes hands with Laura*
*throws key lime pies (I'm all out of lemon meringue ones)*
*hits Gen. Pyer the Third*
*does a victory dance*
*while doing a victory dance, Gen Pyer the Third hits her*
*falls dramatically to the ground*
*gets back up and brings out wheel barrels of cherry pies*
*trades Laura some cherry pies for some blueberry pies*
*throws more and more and more pies*
(March 19, 2009 - 9:09 am)
*also does silly victory dance*
*gets hit in the face by enemy pies*
*gets pie bazooka and does rapid fire with a mixture of yogurt pies*
YAY!!!! WE HAVE A TEAM!!!!!!!
AN ALLIANCE!!!!!!
(hey, what should we call our selves???)
*whips out three thousand blackberry pies from super huge oven that enemies have been trying to steal for decades*
*splat SPLAT*
(March 19, 2009 - 11:30 am)
Hmmmm... what should we call ourselves? Maybe The Pie Duo? Or Team Pie Warriors? I dunno, those sound kinda lame. ;) What do you think? Wait a sec, somebody is trying to pie me-
*whirls around just in time for the pie to smack her in the face*
*grabs Laura's pie bazooka and fires of billions of pumpkin pies*
*smacks Gen. Pyer the Third and Dustfinger*
*cackles (again) like a maniac*
*quickly dodges out of the way of a cherry pie*
*sees that Gen. Pyer the Third is getting out her pie bazooka*
*goes over and steals it*
*runs back to Laura's and her fort made out of pie crust*
*mercilessly pies everybody*
*keeps pie-ing everybody*
*copies and pastes Laura's pies*
(March 20, 2009 - 11:20 am)
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Julia!!!!! We make a great team!
*completely covers other people with as many pies as possible*
*SPLAT*
HEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(March 20, 2009 - 10:51 pm)
Oh, and I have no idea what we should name ourselves. :)
(March 20, 2009 - 10:52 pm)
*Pies martia* bwahahahaha.
(March 19, 2009 - 9:19 am)
I, Dustfingerfan, now rename myself the Grand Duchess of P.I.E. I am joining the pie wars with my many spies and pies! Plus, as an added bonus, I have a fort made out of whipped cream and oreos!
* throws pie at TNO*
============[} (TNO)
*TNO is made because I did not put the little dots*
*TNO throws pie at me*
=============[} (Duchess of P.I.E.)
*I duck and pie hits fort*
==================[} llllllllll
*pie goes through whipped cream and hits me in the head*
*thinks building a fort out of whipped cream was not so smart*
* goes unconious and starts talking to a monkey*
*whipped cream fort falls on me*
*spies come and help me gain conousniess*
*pies everyone with a mile-wide pie*
*everyone eats their way out of it*
*pies everyone again*
*spies pie people with out the people knowing*
*laughes crazily*
MWAHH MWUUAAHHHH!
(March 18, 2009 - 6:33 pm)
(March 19, 2009 - 6:40 am)
*splat splat*
YOU SHALL GO DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
(March 19, 2009 - 11:31 am)
*pies Grand duchess of pies* That's what you get for pieing TNO (sorry, can't do the umlauts)
*throws giant cherry pie*
(March 19, 2009 - 1:38 pm)
(March 19, 2009 - 3:50 pm)