Randomness Thread

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Randomness Thread

Randomness Thread

We used to have a lot of these in the old times. Basically, you write the first thing that pops into your head. GO RANDOM DUCKFISH!!  

submitted by Marie, age 14
(July 28, 2015 - 5:43 pm)

I can't have gum....... Or sour patch kids, or gummy Bears, or airheads, or lady taffys, or Swedish fish, or apples that aren't cut, or anything sticky. Woe is me.

CURSE YOU BRACES! 

submitted by Dragonrider
(July 30, 2015 - 8:37 pm)

I feel you... 

I actually break the rules and sneak chewy/hard things a lot.  

submitted by Somebody, age oh cares , Secret HQ
(August 4, 2015 - 10:53 pm)

I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I can now eat all the ice cream I want without Dragon telling me to stoooooooooooooop!

Dragonrider- hey, I've always let you have all the ice cream you want!

Turgon: I know, but it's fun to accuse you of things you didn't do. Let's see....... You ripped your mom's prettiest dress, you fed your brother a box of canary creams, you shouted the unforgiveable curses (I think I'm getting the name of those wrong) at the top of your lungs while holding Harry Potter's wand and half of Boston has been destroyed, you let random flying duckfish get ahold of lemming-flavored slime, you let the dog poop inside.

Dragon: But I don't even have a dog!

turgon: Oops, I ruined your Christmas surprise.... But who cares? I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

submitted by Turgon
(July 30, 2015 - 8:45 pm)

Piepiepiepiepiepie

submitted by Air
(July 31, 2015 - 10:20 am)

Me: Oh you want some pie? I have some really good pie...

Air: Oh yum!

Me: *pies Air* There ya go. Tastey?

submitted by Indigo
(July 31, 2015 - 7:49 pm)

Hello. My name is TARDISrider of Gallifrey. You killed the Gallifreyans. Prepare to die.

(My version of Inigo Montoya's death threat)

BEACAUSE I'M HAPPY!!

CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE A ROOM WITHOUT A ROOF!!

BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!

CampHalfBloodTARDISNarniaMiddleEarthMillineanFalconCharlesXavier'sSchoolforGiftedYoungsters

I love this thread. 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Gallifray
(August 4, 2015 - 1:07 pm)

I'm gonna sing now! 

*tries to think of a song*

Oh yeah! Volcano, Shifting! Get over here! We're singing Crazy Train! 

CRAZY TRAIN BY OZZY OSBOURNE

PERFORMED BY SOMEBODY AND CO. 

*random Crazy Train karaoke track*

Volcano: ALL ABOARD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Somebody: Crazy,

But that's how it goes...

Shifting: Millions of people  

Living as foes!

Volcano: Maybe,

It's not too late

Somebody: To learn how to love!

Shifting: And forget how to hate! 

Volcano: Mental wounds

Somebody: Not healing!

Shifting: Life's a bitter shame!

All: I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!

Volcano: I've listened to preachers,

Somebody: I've listened to fools.

Shifting: I've watched all the dropouts

Volcano: Who make their own rules! 

Somebody: One person conditioned

Shifting: To rule and control.

Volcano: The media sells it! 

Somebody: And you live the role!

Shifting: Mental wounds

Volcano: Still SCREAMING! 

Somebody: Driving me insane!

All: I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!! I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!! 

*instrumental*

Shifting: I know that things

Volcano: Are going wrong for me!

Somebody: You gotta listen to my words, yeah! 

*instrumental*

Shifting: Heirs of a cold war!

Volcano: That's what we've become!

Somebody: Inheriting troubles,

Shifting: I'm mentally numb!

Volcano: Crazy, I just cannot bear! 

Somebody: I'm living with something

Shifting: That just isn't fair!

Volcano: Mental wounds

Somebody: Not healing! 

Shifting: Who and what's to blame?

All: I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!!

I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!!!

*song ends*

All: *take bows*

Shifting: Thank you, thank you... we'll be here till Thursday. 

Volcano: TRY THE VEAL!!!  

Somebody: What veal? And we're going to be here for quite a while, not just until Thursday.

*awkward silence*

Shifting: Awkward silence...

Volcano: NOT ANYMOOOORE!!!

Somebody: Please, girls... 

submitted by Somebody and Co., age Who cares, Secret HQ
(August 4, 2015 - 11:22 pm)

I really want to write something but at the same time I'm being realllllly counterproductive... You feel me?

submitted by Madeline, age 14
(August 5, 2015 - 8:18 pm)

I feel ya. *headdesks* Its awfully frustrating.

submitted by Marie, age 14
(August 7, 2015 - 1:59 am)