Randomness Thread
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Randomness Thread
Randomness Thread
We used to have a lot of these in the old times. Basically, you write the first thing that pops into your head. GO RANDOM DUCKFISH!!
submitted by Marie, age 14
(July 28, 2015 - 5:43 pm)
(July 28, 2015 - 5:43 pm)
I can't have gum....... Or sour patch kids, or gummy Bears, or airheads, or lady taffys, or Swedish fish, or apples that aren't cut, or anything sticky. Woe is me.
CURSE YOU BRACES!
(July 30, 2015 - 8:37 pm)
I feel you...
I actually break the rules and sneak chewy/hard things a lot.
(August 4, 2015 - 10:53 pm)
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I can now eat all the ice cream I want without Dragon telling me to stoooooooooooooop!
Dragonrider- hey, I've always let you have all the ice cream you want!
Turgon: I know, but it's fun to accuse you of things you didn't do. Let's see....... You ripped your mom's prettiest dress, you fed your brother a box of canary creams, you shouted the unforgiveable curses (I think I'm getting the name of those wrong) at the top of your lungs while holding Harry Potter's wand and half of Boston has been destroyed, you let random flying duckfish get ahold of lemming-flavored slime, you let the dog poop inside.
Dragon: But I don't even have a dog!
turgon: Oops, I ruined your Christmas surprise.... But who cares? I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(July 30, 2015 - 8:45 pm)
Piepiepiepiepiepie
(July 31, 2015 - 10:20 am)
Me: Oh you want some pie? I have some really good pie...
Air: Oh yum!
Me: *pies Air* There ya go. Tastey?
(July 31, 2015 - 7:49 pm)
Hello. My name is TARDISrider of Gallifrey. You killed the Gallifreyans. Prepare to die.
(My version of Inigo Montoya's death threat)
BEACAUSE I'M HAPPY!!
CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE A ROOM WITHOUT A ROOF!!
BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!
CampHalfBloodTARDISNarniaMiddleEarthMillineanFalconCharlesXavier'sSchoolforGiftedYoungsters
I love this thread.
(August 4, 2015 - 1:07 pm)
I'm gonna sing now!
*tries to think of a song*
Oh yeah! Volcano, Shifting! Get over here! We're singing Crazy Train!
CRAZY TRAIN BY OZZY OSBOURNE
PERFORMED BY SOMEBODY AND CO.
*random Crazy Train karaoke track*
Volcano: ALL ABOARD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Somebody: Crazy,
But that's how it goes...
Shifting: Millions of people
Living as foes!
Volcano: Maybe,
It's not too late
Somebody: To learn how to love!
Shifting: And forget how to hate!
Volcano: Mental wounds
Somebody: Not healing!
Shifting: Life's a bitter shame!
All: I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!
Volcano: I've listened to preachers,
Somebody: I've listened to fools.
Shifting: I've watched all the dropouts
Volcano: Who make their own rules!
Somebody: One person conditioned
Shifting: To rule and control.
Volcano: The media sells it!
Somebody: And you live the role!
Shifting: Mental wounds
Volcano: Still SCREAMING!
Somebody: Driving me insane!
All: I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!! I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!!
*instrumental*
Shifting: I know that things
Volcano: Are going wrong for me!
Somebody: You gotta listen to my words, yeah!
*instrumental*
Shifting: Heirs of a cold war!
Volcano: That's what we've become!
Somebody: Inheriting troubles,
Shifting: I'm mentally numb!
Volcano: Crazy, I just cannot bear!
Somebody: I'm living with something
Shifting: That just isn't fair!
Volcano: Mental wounds
Somebody: Not healing!
Shifting: Who and what's to blame?
All: I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!!
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!!!
*song ends*
All: *take bows*
Shifting: Thank you, thank you... we'll be here till Thursday.
Volcano: TRY THE VEAL!!!
Somebody: What veal? And we're going to be here for quite a while, not just until Thursday.
*awkward silence*
Shifting: Awkward silence...
Volcano: NOT ANYMOOOORE!!!
Somebody: Please, girls...
(August 4, 2015 - 11:22 pm)
I really want to write something but at the same time I'm being realllllly counterproductive... You feel me?
(August 5, 2015 - 8:18 pm)
I feel ya. *headdesks* Its awfully frustrating.
(August 7, 2015 - 1:59 am)