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Hello, CB. I am back again, at 1:40 AM. Wonderful. I'm so dedicated I come on at night, forsaking my sleep just to make a survey. I doubt anyone will take this, but whatever.
WARNING: All this is coming from the sleep-deprived mind of a hopeless insomniac, so it will be as crazy as the time Vi googled the hippospider. In modern terms, cray-cray. That said,
1. Why don't you keep a pet squirrel?
2. Why don't lions live in houses?
3. WHY ARE MY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANIMALS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY?
4. Why aren't you drinking soda? What's wrong with ya?
6. If a monkey jumped on you and stole your soda, why wouldn't you be happy?
7. If you could be a platypus for a day, what would you do?
8. Do you smell that?
9. Repeat your answer for number five.
10. Rate?
158. More?
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I'll put my sleepless self to bed now. Goodbye.
submitted by CaykeTheCook
(June 21, 2015 - 4:05 am)
(June 21, 2015 - 4:05 am)
1. Why don't you keep a pet squirrel?
No pets for me, my parents say.
2. Why don't lions live in houses?
Because it's not their habitat.
3. WHY ARE MY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANIMALS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY?
Sleep deprived?
4. Why aren't you drinking soda? What's wrong with ya?
Don't like it too fizzy.
6. If a monkey jumped on you and stole your soda, why wouldn't you be happy?
I wouldn't be carrying soda.
7. If you could be a platypus for a day, what would you do?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
8. Do you smell that?
Yes.
9. Repeat your answer for number five.
No, it was the platypus's fault because the platypus ate the banana and left the banana peel so the president slipped on the banana peel.
10. Rate?
*shrugs*
158. More?
sure
(June 21, 2015 - 9:18 am)
(June 21, 2015 - 3:07 pm)
1. I've never really considered it really.... well, 1st of all my mum wouldn't let me. Also im kind of afraid of squirrels?
2. Because they're all in palaces and zoos.
3. Because you are a sleep deprived insomniac whose only dreams have been about animals.
4. My mum doesn't really let me drink soda, except for the occasional root beer or ginger ale (she's a bit of a health freak). I've had like 4 sodas in the past month actually, which is highly unusual for me.
6. My sugar would be gone. I might also have a few wounds from fighting off the monkey, and I would be worried about germs.
7. Lay platypus eggs underwater. Whoa.
8. no.
9. no.
10. no.
158. no.
squishy says wfha
no.
(June 21, 2015 - 4:45 pm)
1. Why don't you keep a pet squirrel? Because squirrels are insane and they run across the road as soon as your vehicle is in the way, committing suicide, and I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.
2. Why don't lions live in houses? Who said they don't?
3. WHY ARE MY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANIMALS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY? You are a sleep deprived child. Go to bed.
4. Why aren't you drinking soda? What's wrong with ya? I would like to keep my teeth until I die, thanks.
6. If a monkey jumped on you and stole your soda, why wouldn't you be happy? Because I was drinking that.
7. If you could be a platypus for a day, what would you do? I would find question number five.
8. Do you smell that? Yep. Smoke.
9. Repeat your answer for number five. If I was a platypus for a day, I would.
10. Rate? Distance, speed
158. More banana flavored thingies
(June 21, 2015 - 5:13 pm)
1. Why don't you keep a pet squirrel? My cat would eat it
2. Why don't lions live in houses? They simpily dont fit
3. WHY ARE MY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANIMALS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY? I believe you are simply philosophical.
4. Why aren't you drinking soda? What's wrong with ya? I like healthy food
6. If a monkey jumped on you and stole your soda, why wouldn't you be happy? Who says I wouldnt?
7. If you could be a platypus for a day, what would you do? Platapusy things.
8. Do you smell that? Indeed, it's quite intresting.
9. Repeat your answer for number five. I believe my thestral ate that question.
10. Rate? 8 out of 6 stars
158. More? perhaps...
(June 22, 2015 - 9:30 am)
1. Because I already have a wolf, three Pokèmon, three snakes, a sentient rainbow, a CAPTCHA, and two alter egos with pets of their own (a dragon and sentient cloud).
2. Because lions do not require houses.
3. Whyyyyy not?
4. Soda is not good for your health, and we don't drink it much in the Secret HQ.
6. See above.
7. I would swim around and use my awesome electrolocation powers to find crayfish and eat them!
8. *sniffs* Is something burning...? VOLCANO!!!
9. Your answer for number five your answer for number five your answer for number five your answer for number five.
10. 9.9/10
158. MOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR
(June 22, 2015 - 3:07 pm)
1. Why don't you keep a pet squirrel?
Because if I did, it would end up squished under somesort of book. Then I would feel sad.
2. Why don't lions live in houses?
Well, I think lions should live in homes, but no good house retailers work with lions.
3. WHY ARE MY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANIMALS? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
I don't know. Maybe you are an animal....
4. Why aren't you drinking soda? What's wrong with ya?
Soda is disgusting.
6. If a monkey jumped on you and stole your soda, why wouldn't you be happy?
Because the monkey could get hurt on the tin can.
7. If you could be a platypus for a day, what would you do?
Smile. Then laugh. Then jump for joy
8. Do you smell that?
Oh, goodness, yes. It's... ugh. Terrible, terbile, terrbible. CayketheCookk!
9. Repeat your answer for number five.
10. Rate?
Good.
158. More?
Yes.
(June 22, 2015 - 8:33 pm)
(June 23, 2015 - 6:28 am)
1. WHO SAID I DIDN'T?!!?!
2. Because I said so. Hah.
3. >:D
4. *gasps* I'm NOT! There... There must be something wrong with me... OH NO!... But then, I'm pretty sure if you're a dark and depressing nerd you already have something wrong with yourself... Uh...
6. YOU *bleep* MONEKY! I SPEEL YOUR NAME WRONG BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE SPEELING! MY *bleep* SODA IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING OF YOURS, MONEKY!
7. I would ask myself, 'what happened to number five' and then reply, 'wait, what does this have to do with a platypus?" and then, 'whatever. I'm a dark and depressing nerd who speels Monkey "moneky" '.
8. Oh no. the cheese.
9. MONEKY!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL NUMBER FIVE!
10. Blank.
158. OHHH, BIGGY NUMBERY! I WOVE BIGGY NUMBERY! <3
(June 23, 2015 - 8:14 pm)
1. Why don't you keep a pet squirrel?
Because squirrels are wild animals and should not be disturbed.
2. Why don't lions live in houses?
They do. They live in lion houses.
3. WHY ARE MY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANIMALS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY?
Because you want to sneak out of your house and capture a lion and a squirrel to have as pets.
4. Why aren't you drinking soda? What's wrong with ya?
Soda does not register in my vocabulary. I must check my theasaurus Oh pop why am I not drinking pop while pop is very fizzy an you get all confizzled when you drink it. What is wrong with me? I would perfer not to tell you.
6. If a monkey jumped on you and stole your soda, why wouldn't you be happy?
Why would I not be happy? While maybe because I liked the pop.
7. If you could be a platypus for a day, what would you do?
Platypus things
8. Do you smell that?
That doesn't smell like anything. Anything for that matter is a different story.
9. Repeat your answer for number five.
10. Rate?
I don't like rating peoples surveys so I won't.
158. More?
Sure even though people don't seem to post more.
(June 23, 2015 - 10:54 pm)
1. Because it would anger the flying pigs.
2. Because they can't pay the mortage because of income taxes.
3. Because of the disturbance in the Force.
4. It's 9:30 pm sooooooo...
6. Because Rick Riordan hasn't come out with his next book yet
7. Put on a fedora and sing "Dubi dubi duba- PEEEEEEEEEEERRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
8. What, the koalas?
9. I will if you will
10. What's the scale?
158. Sure!
(June 27, 2015 - 8:32 pm)