1. Are you sick of surveys? 

A smidge, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE BORING 

2. What is outside your window? 

There's atoms. 

3. Are you a jar of peanut butter? 

Nope, but you're definatly a jar of jam.

5. So, you and your Amazing Crime-Fighting Magical Avocado Anvil are fighting crime, when a giant squid comes up to you and says "WHO'LL GIVE ME FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THIS FABULOUS ________ AND HIS/HER CRIME FIGHTING ANVIL?!". What do you do? 

... 

4. Aswenr tihs qetisoun. Is tihs in yuor raendig cpaaitcy? 

Yep.

6. ONLY IF YOU HAVE WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS AND MLP FiM: Do you ship Dipper with Pacifica or Twilight Sparkle?

What IS IT with Gravity Falls? It isn't so great, so why does everbody make SUCH A FUSS about it. 

7. Hey look, a flying Dorito wearing a bow tie and a top hat! 

... 

8. Okay okay, I'll stop the GF references now. 

THANK you!

9. How many things has your alter ego destroyed, if indeed you have one? 

...

10. Why did the car cross the squirrel? 

Because the car enjoyed annoying the squirrel he crossed the squirrel.

11. Does the King of Venus have a Vector Cantaloupe tree if he has a pet Venusian Mongoose? 

Yes.

12. Llamas or alpacas? 

No.

21. Don't even bliiiiink. 

Maybe. 

22. No, seriously, don't blink, there's a Weeping Angel right there. 

No.

23. Yes. Wikipedia. 

Yes.

42. Forty-two (need I say more?).  

No.

Top

1. No. I will never be!

2. A partridge in a pear tree.

3. Not this again...

4. Yioes itt ies. I aem vuebry goaud aht rheacdjing.

5. This question doesn't exist. :D

6. how is it even possible to ship either of those?...

7. Pretty sure Doritos aren't yellow and don't have eyes. But, okay.

8. DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP...

9. I don't want to talk about it.

10. Um... llamas?

11. I feel like you took that from Surveyor. AKA, me.

12. See #10.

13. Oh wait...

21. *dies* 

22. ...?

23. Oh, Doctor Who. Never watched it.

42. Indeeeeeed.

1.

Brooke: No.

Bae: Er... no.

MP: YESOOONOESSS

2.

B: MP! Get away from that dream demon!

MP: NEVER!

Bae; A pony... a fluffy pony.

3.

B: No...

Bae: no, sorry...

MP: How did you know?

4.

B: I can read that, I can read pretty much anything.

Bae: idk

MP: I CAN REAAAAAD NOTHIIIING

5.

B: Defeat the squid and send it into the Nightosphere.

Bae: cry and hide.

MP: Yell "I AM WORTH AT LEAST FIVE MILLION POTATO!"

6.

B: In the event of a crossover, it would be difficult... probably Pacifica, because Twilightsentry.

Bae: what nis television

MP: IDK SAKURA THE TIME TRAVELING HIPSTER CAT

7.

B: Stop planning the apocalypse with MP, Siftnig, and Wolkanew. (I'm just messing with you guys)

Bae: AH! NO!

MP: Hey brotha sup?

8.

B: Okay...

Bae: okay

MP: NO DON'T

9.

B: Oh dear, a few trillion?

Bae: i broke a laptop accidentally

MP: ME? FIFTY BATRILLION 

1. Are you sick of surveys? 

Expectly when they are rather silly.

Silvery: l dunno. l've never taken one before.

2. What is outside your window? 

Darkness, a black hole, a galaxy. Storms of war, of misery, a TARDIS. Tears of human emotion that l can't feel, of rage. Things that l will never understand.

Silvery:  There is darkness and always will be darkness.  There are nightmares, silver ones, for they are the worst kind.

3. Are you a jar of peanut butter? 

How much common sense do you have?

Silvery: No. l am just your worst nightmare.

5. So, you and your Amazing Crime-Fighting Magical Avocado Anvil are fighting crime, when a giant squid comes up to you and says "WHO'LL GIVE ME FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THIS FABULOUS ________ AND HIS/HER CRIME FIGHTING ANVIL?!". What do you do? 

'ello, l never meet one of your kind before.

Silvery: ?

4. Aswenr tihs qetisoun. Is tihs in yuor raendig cpaaitcy? 

Es ist nicht meine lesen Kapazität.

Silvery: l don't read German, Shadow.


 

6. ONLY IF YOU HAVE WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS AND MLP FiM: Do you ship Dipper with Pacifica or Twilight Sparkle?

Why do l feel very annoyed at this question?

Silvery: l am also very annoyed. 

7. Hey look, a flying Dorito wearing a bow tie and a top hat! 

Bow ties are cool, however flying doritos are not. 

Silvery: Fish fingers and custard.

8. Okay okay, I'll stop the GF references now. 

Do you realize that you have made me have an extrem dislike of that TV show, even though l haven't watched a second of it?

Silvery: Don't  mess with nightmares.

9. How many things has your alter ego destroyed, if indeed you have one? 

Should l care?

Silvery: Should l care? *Sticks out  proboscis* 

10. Why did the car cross the squirrel? 

Because it was in the way. 

Silvery: 'Cause it was a TARDIS. 

11. Does the King of Venus have a Vector Cantaloupe tree if he has a pet Venusian Mongoose? 

This question does not, and has never existed. You do not, and never have, existed.

Silvery: That doesn't stop me from putting nightmare in every sentance l type!

Technically you don't exist. l just dreamed-

Silvery:  I AM A NIGHTMARE! NOT A DREAM!!

12. Llamas or alpacas? 

Llamas. 

Silvery: Nightmares. Always nightmares. 

21. Don't even bliiiiink. 

Don't blink, wink!

Silvery: l don't have eyelids.

22. No, seriously, don't blink, there's a Weeping Angel right there. 

Uh-huh. l don't belive someone who has never watched Doctor Who. (It isn't creepy. At all.)

Silvery: They would never mess with a nightmare. 

23. Yes. Wikipedia. 

l rate things important if they have a whole Wikipedia article about it.  A lot of things, inculding, 2Pi, does not. (l can't make the "Pi" symbol on my keyborad. Arg.)

Silvery: No comment. 

42. Forty-two (need I say more?).  

Yes. There is always more. You will never be done with saying. 

Silvery: 42 what? 42 nightmares at your door?

l invited them over for tea along with Darkness, Pain, Fear, and Evil. They will enjoy tea very much. 

*Cackles evily* 

Cyclone says bfyk. You are best friends with the UK? 

Why not.

1. Are you sick of surveys? 

Not really.

2. What is outside your window? 

Ace and Willy, chillin' in my kazebo. Why?

3. Are you a jar of peanut butter? 

I'm not sure... nope, not a jar of peanut butter.

5. So, you and your Amazing Crime-Fighting Magical Avocado Anvil
are fighting crime, when a giant squid comes up to you and says "WHO'LL
GIVE ME FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THIS FABULOUS ________ AND HIS/HER
CRIME FIGHTING ANVIL?!". What do you do? 

Go all Xeno-Blades on him and do a chain attack with squeak.

4. Aswenr tihs qetisoun. Is tihs in yuor raendig cpaaitcy? 

Yes. There actually some science behind this stuff.

6. ONLY IF YOU HAVE WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS AND MLP FiM: Do you ship Dipper with Pacifica or Twilight Sparkle?

I would feel less guilty if he was with Pacifica.

7. Hey look, a flying Dorito wearing a bow tie and a top hat! 

HEAD FOR THE HILLS! THE MLG APPOCALYPSE IS COMING!

8. Okay okay, I'll stop the GF references now. 

Fine by me. 

9. How many things has your alter ego destroyed, if indeed you have one? 

Azgard, Narnia, and my social reputation.

10. Why did the car cross the squirrel? 

Why not?

11. Does the King of Venus have a Vector Cantaloupe tree if he has a pet Venusian Mongoose? 

I mean, I guess.

12. Llamas or alpacas? 

LLAMAS! JOIN THE ISLLAMA CULT! CULTURE! I SAID CULTURE!

21. Don't even bliiiiink. 

Dang it! 

22. No, seriously, don't blink, there's a Weeping Angel right there. 

Well, now I'm dead. 

23. Yes. Wikipedia. 

I actually watch a bit of Doc- oh right. Still dead.

42. Forty-two (need I say more?).

Yes!

1: Are you sick of surveys?

No! Bring em' on!

2: What is outside your window?
Clouds. And Dev making some of my owls rabid. WAIT, WHAT?! DEV, YOU STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!

3: Are you a jar of peanut butter?
Last I checked, no.

5. So, you and your Amazing Crime-Fighting Magical Avocado Anvil
are fighting crime, when a giant squid comes up to you and says "WHO'LL
GIVE ME FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THIS FABULOUS ________ AND HIS/HER
CRIME FIGHTING ANVIL?!". What do you do?

"Hey, crime fighters, why are you being auctioned? Fight the squid! Fight the squid!"

4: Yep. I get it, I get it.

6: I have not watched it. Sorry!

7: Hey, look! A flying Dorito wearing a bow tie and a top hat!
Never heard of Bill Cipher before, but I know it's him. If you're here to plot the apocolypse with Dev, scram!

8: Okay, okay, I'll stop the GF references now.

Good! I hate feeling stupid!

9: How many things has your AA destroyed?
Besides my sanity?

10: Why did the car cross the squirrel?
Um... because we're on Bizarro World?

11. Does the King of Venus have a Vector Cantaloupe tree if he has a pet Venusian Mongoose?

Um... let me read that again....

12: Llamas or alpacas?
I refuse to have either in my house. They disturb the owls.

21: Don't even bliiiink.

Tough. I can not blink for a while, but not for forever....

22: No, seriously. Don't blink. There's a Weeping Angel right there.

My mom will never let me watch that Doctor Who episode (when I was left alone with my friend she made sure he didn't let me watch Don't Blink, luckily we never got there anyway), but I know it's about statues and even she got scared, so I'm not going to blink.

23: Yes. Wikipedia.

...CAN BE A LIE!!!

42: Forty-two. (need I say more?)
Yes, please.

1. Are you sick of surveys? 

No 

2. What is outside your window? 

Five chickens in a chicken run, a half completed chicken coop, a tree house, the air conditioner, and OSB on sawhorses. 

3. Are you a jar of peanut butter? 

No 

5. So, you and your Amazing Crime-Fighting Magical Avocado Anvil are fighting crime, when a giant squid comes up to you and says "WHO'LL GIVE ME FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THIS FABULOUS ________ AND HIS/HER CRIME FIGHTING ANVIL?!". What do you do? 

Say, "Not me!!!!" 

4. Aswenr tihs qetisoun. Is tihs in yuor raendig cpaaitcy? 

Yse 

6. ONLY IF YOU HAVE WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS AND MLP FiM: Do you ship Dipper with Pacifica or Twilight Sparkle?

No Comment 

7. Hey look, a flying Dorito wearing a bow tie and a top hat! 

Hey look the word gullible is written on the ceiling. 

8. Okay okay, I'll stop the GF references now. 

Hip Hip Hooray!

9. How many things has your alter ego destroyed, if indeed you have one? 

Zero (I don't have one.) 

10. Why did the car cross the squirrel? 

Because the squirrel was in its way and the car doesn't stop for anybody.

11. Does the King of Venus have a Vector Cantaloupe tree if he has a pet Venusian Mongoose? 

No 

12. Llamas or alpacas? 

Llamas 

21. Don't even bliiiiink. 

Ok *Blinks* 

22. No, seriously, don't blink, there's a Weeping Angel right there. 

Ahhhhh It got meeeeeeedsgbhnm,/. 

23. Yes. Wikipedia. 

42. Forty-two (need I say more?).  

1. Are you sick of surveys? 

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!! 

2. What is outside your window? 

a normal blue police box... WAIT!!????????? THERES A BLUE POLICE BOX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW????????!!!!!!!! DOCTOR!!!!!! *runs outside screaming*

3. Are you a jar of peanut butter? 

no. why?

5. So, you and your Amazing Crime-Fighting Magical Avocado Anvil are fighting crime, when a giant squid comes up to you and says "WHO'LL GIVE ME FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THIS FABULOUS ________ AND HIS/HER CRIME FIGHTING ANVIL?!". What do you do? 

Ask " don't you live in the hogwarts lake?" 

4. Aswenr tihs qetisoun. Is tihs in yuor raendig cpaaitcy? 

Of course its inside my reading capaciaty!

6. ONLY IF YOU HAVE WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS AND MLP FiM: Do you ship Dipper with Pacifica or Twilight Sparkle?

what the...

7. Hey look, a flying Dorito wearing a bow tie and a top hat! 

bowties are cool!

8. Okay okay, I'll stop the GF references now. 

what? those were refrences?

9. How many things has your alter ego destroyed, if indeed you have one? 

I have an alter ego?

10. Why did the car cross the squirrel? 

I don't know, am i suddenly a car? 

11. Does the King of Venus have a Vector Cantaloupe tree if he has a pet Venusian Mongoose? 

No, I believe that he has a Volarian honeydew bush. 

12. Llamas or alpacas? 

I prefer thestrals

21. Don't even bliiiiink. 

Wheres the creepy statue???

22. No, seriously, don't blink, there's a Weeping Angel right there. 

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

  23. Yes. Wikipedia. 

and i thought u were a whovian...

42. Forty-two (need I say more?).  

IF I HEAR THAT NUMBER 42 MORE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

1: not one bit

2:  grass, trees, driveway,and OH YEAH, my crazy brother locked into an epic battle against Ares who is being worshipped by every squirrel in the neighborhood and being pelted with dog slobber while it's snowing in the middle of June! Well, that's it, I know, pretty boring.

3: Actually, no I'm not.

5: Freak out and run away because, you know, it's a giant squid.

4: No

6: Say whatever you want, but I've only seen one episode of gravity falls

7: Well, there's only one thing to do, Turgon, fetch!

8: Yay!

9: Hmm..... I haven't kept track, but if you consider how little attention I normally give Turgon...... I think that number is too big for me to say.

10: Whaaaaa....???

11: Sure

12: Alpacas for the win!

21: Blink, blink, blink, blink

22: Ummmmmm............cool?

23: ?

42: (sarcastically) next time, can you please make your survey a little more wierd and confusing? Pretty please?