1. Whichever is closest.

2. Report them to scientists. (Assuming there were passengers and a pilot).

2. Meh to you too.

4. DANCING ON RAINBOWS!

5. Number five is alive!!!

6. Pink with purple polka dots! (no it's not.)

7 1/2. Maybe. Probably not.

8. Yes, poorly.

9. AHHSPIDERGETAWAYKILLITKILLITSPIDERSPIDERAHHHHHHH

10. X = 28, because x - m = 12, and m - 2 = 14. In other words, yes.

11. Nope! For once, I have no immediate responsibilities!

14. They were sucked into a vortex known as The Great Whirlpool, along with 7 and 3.

15. Sure! 

1. Pencil

2. Run out to the TARDIS and scream, "TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!"

2. Grrr...

4. Blue spotted alpacas!

5. $$$$$

6. Brown

7 1/2. Yep

8. Yep.

9. Daughter of Athena sooooo...

10. Nope

11. One of my many talents

14. I ate it

15. Nope 

1.  Pen or Pencil? Pen

2. What would you do if a spaceship landed in your yard? That depends if that spaceship looks like a blue police box or not

2. Meh. so-so

4. PINK FLUFFY BUNNIES!!!!!- are these bunnies hot pink!??

5.!!!!! interrobang

6. What's the color of your hair? blonde

7 1/2. Is this a waste of your time? Time is relativve

8. Do you play any instruments?  yes

9. How would you react to a spider? that depends on the rate of toxicness of the spider.

10. Is this random enough? @#&&*@#($)#???DFSDHUFGL

11. Are you procrastinating? who knows?

14. Whatever happened to 12 & 13?? my thestral ate them

15. Do you want more questions? YES!!!!!!!!!

1. I would prefer to answer this survey through a musical number. Wouldn't anyone?

2. I would probably not even notice, because I was listening to show tunes and singing along loudly in my room. Or anywhere else.

2. Wait a second- there are two twos! Which isn't necessarily wrong...what was the question again?

4. Well, now there's no three! And anyway, that is not a natural color for your typical rabbit.  Should I be concerned?

5. ????? ....... ,,,,,,,,

6. Mousy brown. And messy brown. 

7 1/2. Certainly not. Sponge bob is a waste of time, in my opinion. But this isn't.

8.  Whatever happened to seven? And yes, piano, bells/xylophone, the hairbrush, the vocal chords, the pen.

9. Leave the room. Quickly.

10. It's all in the way you look at things.

11.

Not anymore.

14. They've run away again, chasing a kite. Oh dear, we shall have to hire a new nanny. I suggest Mary Poppins.

15. Absolutely.