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PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!
PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!
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*pies everyone*
submitted by Jenni T, age 12, Nowhere
(March 14, 2009 - 8:21 am)
(March 14, 2009 - 8:21 am)
PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!
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*pies everyone*
TNÖ CAN I PLEASE JOIN FORCES WITH YOU!!!!!!
I will be your loyalist person you have ever had!!!
*bows*
*gets on floor and starts begging*
Please please please pleas please can I!?!?!?!?!?
I will throw pies & pi's at everyone like this!!!
*throws a pi+pie (-----------------3.14 [})*
*pie goes in wrong direction*
*lands on Jenni T*
*Jenni T stands up, really angry*
*Martia flops on floor an starts apologizing franticly*
Sorry sorry I'm so sorry; please forgive me. I'm so sorry a thousand times, please forgive me please--
*Jenni T pays no attention and aims a hard kick Martia*
*Martia dodges and Jenni T misses stubs her toe*
*Jenni T gets REALLY angry*
*Martia gets really scared and starts
really hard*
*sniff sniff sob sob sob*
*Martia throws a blackberry cobbler at Jenni T*
*the blackberry cobler hits Jenni T inthe face*
*Marcia runs away*
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THE END (or is it?)
P.S. TNO please let me join you or *sniff sniff* I might have to join Jenni T (;_;).
P.S.S. *SOB SOB SOB SNIFF SNIFF* Waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
P.S.S.S. I am not crying. *sniff sob sob*.
(March 15, 2009 - 6:42 pm)
Too right.
Martia you are my li'l sis! How can you betray me like this!
*pies Martia*
*Martia explodes*
MWAHAHAHAH
(March 15, 2009 - 9:38 pm)
*Martia throws a blackberry pie+pi*
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*splack splack*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*laughs evilly*
*giggles*
*throws a firework pie at Jenni T*
*splack BOOM*
*Jenni T flies through the air*
*giggles*
*runs away*
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THE END (or is it?)
(March 16, 2009 - 4:43 pm)
*escapes for her life*
:):)
(March 15, 2009 - 6:57 pm)
*pies no one in particular*
(March 15, 2009 - 5:15 pm)
*Pies Jenni, Lena, Bellatrix, Paige, Gloworm and TNÖ*
"BwaHahahahahahahaha"
*Pies them all a million times with invisible arms*
"I will never surrender, bwahahahahahaha"
*Pies every one again and again and again*
*Imagines and thinks everyone is surrendering*
"I concured you all, bwahahahahaha"
(March 15, 2009 - 3:45 pm)
I will never surrender to anyone! I am the rightful ruler of the Land of Pies, and will blow up all imposters with my exploding pies!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bow before the rightful Queen of the Pies!
(March 15, 2009 - 8:59 pm)
No, I am, bwahahahahahaha. Because people surendered to me once, they will do it again. Unless we somehow share the throne and join forces.
(March 16, 2009 - 8:44 am)
The welcome to everyone that comes here is *Pies everyone* to pie them. I love pies!!!!!!!! *Starts throwing pies in every direction* I thought I conquered you. But you broke free. Now I will conquer you again, Bwahahahaha. *Grabs a million special order pies (to, sweet flavor) and hurls them onto everyone she see's* It's to sweet for you isn't it. Bwahahahaha. (I love these little Bwahahahahah things!)
(March 16, 2009 - 8:36 am)
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=[} PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pies TNO* *pies Bellatrix* *pies Jenni T.*
(March 15, 2009 - 7:16 pm)
*bows*
May I please have a piece now! You are tempting me with your superior filling!!!!
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(March 15, 2009 - 7:32 pm)
Okay! Everyone must choose a side! We already have the TNO side, but who will command the other side!? I refuse to make myself general, even though I want to!! I will be a good general! Vote for me! Er, you don't vote for generals . . . Or, uhh, just make me general!! Or is Jenni already general!? This is a mess!! Are we fighting over the Land of Pie or the Golden Scarab?! And don't worry, make me general because I have an army of Kokopelli clones, all baking in hurling pies at lightnin--*is pied*--mmff!! Or make Jenni general!!
(March 16, 2009 - 8:09 am)
Ok, here's why and what we're fighting about.
The King of Pies died.
We are his closest relatives.
We are fighting over the throne!
THE END
(March 16, 2009 - 11:16 am)
Oh.
*splat splat*
(March 16, 2009 - 11:45 am)
Yeah, I like that! :)
(March 16, 2009 - 12:56 pm)