SURVEY QUEEN, AKA

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SURVEY QUEEN, AKA

SURVEY QUEEN, AKA ST.OWL, WELCOMES YOU TO HER HUMBLE SURVEY. GOOD LUCK.

1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get it.)

2: If x is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and r is two times less than z, then what is x equal to?

3: Sorry for making you do math problems.

4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply.

5: Freedom of speech, am I right?

6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!.... WE!.... GOOOOO!!!!

7: AVADA CADAVRA.

8: Dang, you're still here?!

  9: Do you like strawberries?

  10: Let your alter ego answer the next question.

11: Do you like your sane counterpart?

 

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(May 29, 2015 - 6:44 pm)

1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get it.)

I let Candy King loose in a high-security cave that only I have the key(s) to, so... 

2: If is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and is two times less than z, then what is equal to?

X is equal to Z. 

3: Sorry for making you do math problems.

That's okay, I like math! Bring on the math! 

4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply.

1. Everyone in Charlie Brown including Charlie Brown

2. Someone with an obedient puppy named Grief

3. Two griefers on Minecraft wishing each other great days 

5: Freedom of speech, am I right?

Depends. 

6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!.... WE!.... GOOOOO!!!!

We can fly! We can fly! We can fly! 

7: AVADA CADAVRA.

EXPELIARMUS! 

8: Dang, you're still here?

Yeah! You have to say the unforgivable curses with FEELING. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you didn't. 

9: Do you like strawberries?

No. I LOVE strawberries. 

10: Let your alter ego answer the next question.

Well THIS'LL be interesting. 

11: Do you like your sane counterpart?

CAAAAAAAAAWNAAAWWAAAAAAANTDY 

submitted by Carolion K, age Classified, North Pole
(May 29, 2015 - 7:14 pm)

Toppot

submitted by Toppot
(May 30, 2015 - 1:34 pm)

1. Not really, they're too busy fighting over Bill Cipher with a gusto rivaled only by Savvy and Maple warring over Leo Valdez.  

Shifting: Bill is mine! MINE!!!!

Volcano: NOOOOOO!!!! BILL CIPHER and I ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER!!!

Shifting: Bill Cipher and I! And the Mindscape is closer to the Continuity than the 3rd dimension!

Volcano: You're making my brain hurt!

2. Yup. Z. 

3. It's fine.

4. Nothing can replace a good facepalm.

5. Yes!

6. Or with a hoverboard and a useful AI!

7. It's spelled Kedavra.

8. Yes, because you misspelled Kedavra.

9. Are you kidding? Strawberries for life!

10. Sure. Get over here, you two!

Shifting: But if I leave, Volcano will steal Bill Cipher from me!

Volcano: And Visa Verizon!

Shifting: You mean vice versa.

Volcano: Visa Verizon is better.

Shifting: ...

Volcano: ...

Somebody: ... I have no opinion on that. Just both of you get over here. 

11. Shifting: I have no cause to like or dislike Somebody.

Volcano: She lets me blow stuff up! 

submitted by Somebody and Co., age Who cares, Secret HQ
(May 30, 2015 - 1:49 pm)

1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get it.) A1: Nope. I have no alter egos, but I guess I can reincarnate my old ones. But still, I am not running from them. They are nice. 

2: If is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and is two times less than z, then what is equal to? A2: I am going to show my work here. x=2y    y=r    z=2r                            Got my equations done.        x=2r      2r =z     x=z  

3: Sorry for making you do math problems. A3: I love math, so don't be sorry. 

4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply. A4: Charlie Brown, my grandma, me, a griever with a lisp 

5: Freedom of speech, am I right? A5: Yes! *waves constitution and a flag*

6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!.... WE!.... GOOOOO!!!! A6: As a dragon, I can fly. I assume you mean flying here.

7: AVADA CADAVRA. A7: Shazam.

8: Dang, you're still here?! A8: Unfortunately for you, yes.

9: Do you like strawberries? A9: Absolutely.

10: Let your alter ego answer the next question. A10: Okay. My old alter egos who don't come on will answer.

11: Do you like your sane counterpart? A11:

Dr. Pseudonymous: She is completely and entirely immature. I think she is okay.

Phantom of the Opera: Immature, yes. She also does not really care for theatre in the way that she should. Otherwise, she is enjoyable to be around. 

submitted by Magic Dragon
(May 30, 2015 - 3:35 pm)

1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego
while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get
it.)

No, I don't have any alter egos, don't want any.



2: If x is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and r is two times less than z, then what is x equal to?

Does it matter? Unless it helps me pay future bills or win the lottery then no.



3: Sorry for making you do math problems.

I don't believe that.



4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply.

Me and those related.



5: Freedom of speech, am I right?

Freedom of speech applies to Christians though people like to act otherwise.



6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!.... WE!.... GOOOOO!!!!

"Think of the happiest things, it's the same as having wings! Think of all the joy you'll find when you leave the world behind and kiss your fears goodbyyye! You can fly!" I LOVE PETER PAN!



7: AVADA CADAVRA.

Curse you.



8: Dang, you're still here?!

No this is a recording.


9: Do you like strawberries?

So long as they're not mutant.


10: Let your alter ego answer the next question.

No, I don't have one. Again, don't want one.



11: Do you like your sane counterpart?

No part of me is sane.

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(May 30, 2015 - 10:12 pm)

1. I do not have any Alter Ego's.

2. z?

3. I accept your apology.

4. Charlie Brown!

5. Um... yes.

6. OFF WE GO!

7. You spelled it wrong. My apologies- I'm a Grammar Nazi.

8. Yup.

9. You have no idea. "Like" is putting it lightly.

10. I don't have an Alter Ego.

11. I agree with BHR- I am not sane in the slightest.

submitted by Katie M
(May 31, 2015 - 9:12 am)

1: You are not correct, as I don't have one.

2: If four green llamas wearing bright orange pajamas danced in the light of a sliver of moon, why did George Washington cut down a cherry tree in the stickyish heat of early June?  

3: Well, I refused to have anything to do with mathematics, and instead thought up an Odd Logic riddle for you to answer. 

4: 'Good Grief' is the most common exclamation among lemmings, though most legitimate lemming observers wouldn't concur. Most single cell organisms also oft say 'Good Grief'. 

5: You are, indeed, right, as it is free speech which allows us to state our opinions semi-rudely (for example, answering survey questions rebelliously).  

6: So we can cross swords with some buccaneers! (And fight pirates, too!) 

7: *dies, whilst shouting in an anguished voice 'It's Kedavra!'* 

8: Yes, though I have to type this as a ghost, which is difficult.

9: Quite so indeed.

10: N/A

11: N/A 

submitted by The Chocabookaholic , age 12
(May 31, 2015 - 10:08 am)
1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get it.) 
No. My alter ego is nothing to run away from. And she isn't as crazy as most of them.  
2: If x is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and r is two times less than z, then what is x equal to?
Nothing 
3: Sorry for making you do math problems.
l never did one in the first place. 
4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply.
Someone who  contradicts themselves a lot.
5: Freedom of speech, am I right?
l guess.............. 
6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!.... WE!.... GOOOOO!!!!
Go where?
7: AVADA CADAVRA.
Good for you.
8: Dang, you're still here?!
Not really. Where is here? 
9: Do you like strawberries?
No, l do not like berries stuffed with straw. 
10: Let your alter ego answer the next question.
Fine with me. 
11: Do you like your sane counterpart?
Hard question. l don't hate Shadow, so l guess l like her. 
submitted by Shadow Dragon, A Black Hole
(May 31, 2015 - 8:26 pm)

1. No, but I am running away from doing schoolwork.

2. X = Z

3. That's okay, I'm supposed to be doing math right now anyway.

4. Charlie Brown and aquaintances.

5. Yes!

6. Au revoir or something!

7. My thoughts exactly.

8. Yeah, 'cause you spelled it wrong.

9. Yep. ...Do you like waffles?

10. *steve carell voice* NOOO! GOD PLEASE NO!

11. ONLY WHEN HE BUYS ME DONUTS 

submitted by hotairballoon
(June 1, 2015 - 10:50 am)
1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get it.)
No AEs! 
2: If x is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and r is two times less than z, then what is x equal to?
x=z 
3: Sorry for making you do math problems.
I love Math! I'm thanking you! Some relatively harder math, for once, is something I am grateful for! 
4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply.
People in books, people in plays and movies, maybe I said it once? 
5: Freedom of speech, am I right?
Umm, sure? 
6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!.... WE!.... GOOOOO!!!!
I call being Peter! 
7: AVADA CADAVRA.
**Rolls eyes and lazily flicks wand** Protego! 
8: Dang, you're still here?!
My sheild charms are stellar, girl!
9: Do you like strawberries?
Yum!
10: Let your alter ego answer the next question.
I don't have, so I'll let Toto answer. 
11: Do you like your sane counterpart?
phho! 
submitted by Over the Rainbow, Where Bluebirds Fly
(June 3, 2015 - 5:32 am)

1: I don't have an alter ego....................YET

2: Who cares?

3: It's fine, I love math, but I don't even feel like reading the question.

4: Charlie Brown and probably a lot of others

5:  sure

6: YAHOOOOOOOOOO.....................Oh wait, I'm scared of heights- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

7:  AHHHHHH HELP!!!! I know that has to be from Harry Potter but I can't remember what it does.

8: Yes, yes I am. MWA-HA-HA-HAAAAA 

9: Yes

10:        

11: Whaaa? 

submitted by Dragonrider
(June 8, 2015 - 8:41 pm)

Wait, if you're scared of heights and you're a dragon rider... do the dragons walk or something?

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(June 9, 2015 - 10:52 am)

1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get it.)

No. 

2: If is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and is two times less than z, then what is equal to?

z=x 

3: Sorry for making you do math problems.

You better be. 

4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply.

Me.

My parents.

Humans. 

5: Freedom of speech, am I right?

... yes 

6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!.... WE!.... GOOOOO!!!!

. . . why am I even doing this survey? 

7: AVADA CADAVRA.

AVADA KEDAVRA, YOU MEAN 

8: Dang, you're still here?!

Yes, but you're not. 

9: Do you like strawberries?

Do you like blueberries? 

10: Let your alter ego answer the next question.

Sure. My nonexistant alter ego will answer the next question.

11: Do you like your sane counterpart?

submitted by Indigo
(June 11, 2015 - 8:49 am)

1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get it.)

Ummm. 

2: If is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and is two times less than z, then what is equal to?Z

3: Sorry for making you do math problems.

Eh.  

4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply.

Me

5: Freedom of speech, am I right?

Yea.  

6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!.... WE!.... GOOOOO!!!!

7: AVADA CADAVRA.

Nope.  Avada Kedavra

8: Dang, you're still here?!

yep.  

  9: Do you like strawberries?

yep.  

  10: Let your alter ego answer the next question.

11: Do you like your sane counterpart?

submitted by BOB
(June 13, 2015 - 7:32 pm)

1. Don't have one. But I do have a CAPTCHA!! His name is Taxicab (Don't judge!)

2. z

3. I <3 math!!!

4. Charlie Brown

5. Right, though it is rapidly fading in the USA

6. WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. ...

8. Deal with it.

9. Yep.

10. Don't have one.

11. Don't have one. 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Gallifray
(July 1, 2015 - 8:45 pm)