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~WEIRD SURVEY WITH AN ENTREE OF PECULIAR
So, if you survived Cloudy Dweller's Weird Survey 1, you though you were safe. But now, Cloudy has sided with the SURVEY MASTERMIND Rose Bud to bring you survey 2, THE ENTREE OF WEIRDNESS !
Now, if you barely survived the first one, say nothing about unicorns with golden nail polish, and pack your suitcases. But if you survived in flying colors, WE'LL GET YOU THIS TIME *spooky music*
1. Have you embraced your inner penguin lately?
ROSE BUD: My inner penguin took a vacation, so no.
CLOUDY: shameful
2. Would you rather be Harry Potter's left flip flop or Percy Jackson's favorite hairbrush?
ROSE BUD: Percy doesn't brush is hair silly
CLOUDY: He's turning over a new leaf, for Annabeth
VARIOUS OTHER WEIRD SCIENTISTS: They are getting weird
3. What would happen if you tie dyed you life?
ROSE BUD: OOH colorful
CLOUDY: Hey, it's for the people to decide (for the people).
4. If there were mermaids in your bathtub would you force-feed them pineapples?
CLOUDY: that's all her
ROSE BUD: *whistes nervously*
5. Do you cry when you see Legolas or Lucius Malfoy's blonde hair?
ROSE BUD: That a little creepy.
CLOUDY: But they both have such fabulous blonde hair.
6. If Legolas had a mustache what color would it be?
CLOUDY: Elves can't have facial hair, duh. Read the book, girl.
ROSE BUD: But teasing Legolas= fun
CLOUDY: HOW DARE U?!?! Wait until you read & watch LoTR, you'll eat your words on a large sandwich.
7. What would you do if *insert your favorite book character* fell through your roof and said, "My strawberry ice-cream is melting!"
ROSE BUD: Peter Pan would never!
CLOUDY:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8. My poofball is aching ? Your response ;
ROSE AND CLOUDY: *silence*
9. What if some random book villain showed up and threw frozen peas at you?
Rose bud: I would karate chop him/her
Cloudy: Why would Professor Quirrel be throwing frozen peas at me?
Rose bud: AHHH! VOLDEMORT! *runs around screaming*
Cloudy Dweller: that was random
10. You must swear to not answer this next question with I HAVE NONE or we will send mad Twizzler monkeys at u?
ROSE: Honesty is the best policy.
CLOUDY: I Draco Malfoy that statement.
ROSE: That makes no sense.
CLOUDY: It doesn't have to, AVADA KEVADRA.
ROSE: You killed your best friend.
CLOUDY: You're still talking.
ROSE:...
11. Name your fictional crushes, or heroes you admire if you are fearful ?
ROSE: I have too many to name here, goodbye. See you where the white Crane meets the flying tiger.
CLOUDY: You can't get away that easy!
*both run off into the misty unknown*
If you survive, prepare yourself for more... THE DESSERT IS NEAR.
submitted by Rose and Cloudy
(May 29, 2015 - 3:27 pm)
(May 29, 2015 - 3:27 pm)
NOW, DON'T BUG ME. I'M FEEDING MY MERMAIDS AVOCADOS DIPPED IN TWIZZLER MONKEY JAM.
Danie, that is my new life quote...
*cries dramatically and hugs Danie*
(June 3, 2015 - 12:53 pm)
I thought your new life quote was: Rose petals, elves and twizzlers. You have a lot of life qoutes ;)
(June 3, 2015 - 1:17 pm)
1. Have you embraced your inner penguin lately?
No. My inner penguin died a long time ago
2. Would you rather be Harry Potter's left flip flop or Percy Jackson's favorite hairbrush?
No comment.
3. What would happen if you tie dyed you life?
EVERYTHING!!
4. If there were mermaids in your bathtub would you force-feed them pineapples?
Maybe.......
5. Do you cry when you see Legolas or Lucius Malfoy's blonde hair?
Not really. Hair doesn't make me sad.
6. If Legolas had a mustache what color would it be?
Tie-dyed :)
7. What would you do if *insert your favorite book character* fell through your roof and said, "My strawberry ice-cream is melting!"
Huh. l never knew dragons ate ice cream.
8. My poofball is aching ? Your response ;
Rident stolidi verba Latina
9. What if some random book villain showed up and threw frozen peas at you?
Captain Hook doesn't have any peas.
10. You must swear to not answer this next question with I HAVE NONE or we will send mad Twizzler monkeys at u?
Welcome Twizzler monkeys!
11. Name your fictional crushes, or heroes you admire if you are fearful ?
My mind is blank, none comes to mind.
(June 8, 2015 - 1:43 pm)
1. Have you embraced your inner penguin lately?
No, I am not one for hugging penguins.
2. Would you rather be Harry Potter's left flip flop or Percy Jackson's favorite hairbrush?
I will just stay a human. Thank you!
3. What would happen if you tie dyed you life?
I don't know.
4. If there were mermaids in your bathtub would you force-feed them pineapples?
No.
5. Do you cry when you see Legolas or Lucius Malfoy's blonde hair?
Nope.
6. If Legolas had a mustache what color would it be?
I don't know and I don't care.
7. What would you do if *insert your favorite book character* fell through your roof and said, "My strawberry ice-cream is melting!"
I might say, "No wonder, it is like 70 degrees outside."
8. My poofball is aching ? Your response ;
The definition of poofball is slang for American football so that sentence makes no sense.
9. What if some random book villain showed up and threw frozen peas at you?
Yeah what if
10. You must swear to not answer this next question with I HAVE NONE or we will send mad Twizzler monkeys at u?
I will not be bound by oaths.
11. Name your fictional crushes, or heroes you admire if you are fearful ?
Don't ask me, I don't know, someone else probably knows.
As for Heroes I admire I have no comment.
(June 9, 2015 - 10:10 am)
1. Have you embraced your inner penguin lately?
No, I think it died when I was 5.
2. Would you rather be Harry Potter's left flip flop or Percy Jackson's favorite hairbrush?
I would like to stay how I am thank you very much.
3. What would happen if you tie dyed you life?
I already have.
4. If there were mermaids in your bathtub would you force-feed them pineapples?
No, I would force feed them mangos.
5. Do you cry when you see Legolas or Lucius Malfoy's blonde hair?
Do you? I don't really know why I should...
6. If Legolas had a mustache what color would it be?
Tie dyed
7. What would you do if *insert your favorite book character* fell through your roof and said, "My strawberry ice-cream is melting!"
Kirito would never, besides how did he get out of SAO...
8. My poofball is aching ? Your response:
Do you want a mango? The mermaids don't want them.
9. What if some random book villain showed up and threw frozen peas at you?
I've got a shield! Then I would kill them with the Death Note while eating a potato chip.
10. You must swear to not answer this next question with I HAVE NONE or we will send mad Twizzler monkeys at u?
Soy un dorito!
11. Name your fictional crushes, or heroes you admire if you are fearful?
I'll tell you when an apple tree grows an orange on the 29 of February.
(June 14, 2015 - 11:32 am)
*Time travels to the 29 of February, enchants an apple tree to grow an orange, and come back to the CB*
(June 15, 2015 - 8:58 am)
TOP!
(June 21, 2015 - 6:40 am)
Have you embraced your inner penguin lately?
Sadly, no.
Would you rather be Harry Potter's left flip-flop or Percy Jackson's favorite hairbrush?
I don't think Percy Jackson really brushes his hair, and does Harry Potter wear flip-flops?
What would happen if you tye-dyed your life?
That would be interesting.
If there were mermaids in your bathtub would you force-feed them pineapples?
No.
Do you cry when you see Legolas or Lucious Malfoy's blond hair?
Nope.
What would you do if (I have too many favorites) fell through your roof and said, "My strawberry ice-cream is melting!"
I would give him/her/it some more ice-cream, of course.
My poofball is aching? Your response:
Um, no response.
What if some random book villiain showed up and threw frozen peas at you?
I would throw them back.
You must swear to not answer this next question with I HAVE NONE or we will send mad Twizzler monkeys at u?
I'll tell you when my brother kisses an albino moose on a Friday at 2 in the morning.
(July 11, 2015 - 7:55 am)
I shall attempt to live through this. And Yes. Yes, I am crazy/hyper right now.
1. Have you embraced your inner penguin lately?
No, not recently. It might be time... to be peguin once more.
2. Would you rather be Harry Potter's left flip flop or Percy Jackson's favorite hairbrush?
I had no clue Percy combed his hair, or Harry wore flip flops. It seems rather opposite. Hmm...
3. What would happen if you tie dyed you life?
COLOR CLOUDS! COLOR RAIN!! COLOR COLOR!!! Wow.
4. If there were mermaids in your bathtub would you force-feed them pineapples?
No, I would probably EAT the pineapple. Meanwhile, one of my more crazy friends would steal most of said pineapples and stick them underwater and yell about spongebob. BTW did you know pineapples float? His house is therefore an impossiblity. I will stop now.
5. Do you cry when you see Legolas or Lucius Malfoy's blonde hair?
Hah! I do not cry. Not about hair anyways...
6. If Legolas had a mustache what color would it be?
it would be COLOR. and I would then tye-dye-ify it! I do not wish to upset anyone. It's just would I would do.
7. What would you do if *insert your favorite book character* fell through your roof and said, "My strawberry ice-cream is melting!"
I would shriek about "MY ROOF!", THEN realize who it was and tackle them, and completely ignore the icecream.
8. My poofball is aching ? Your response ;
*dalek voice* EXPLAIIIIIIIIN! EXXXXXPLAIIIIN!
9. What if some random book villain showed up and threw frozen peas at you?
I would completely throw frozen peas back at them while laughing hysterically. OOH! Frozen-pea-snowball! poifect.
10. You must swear to not answer this next question with I HAVE NONE or we will send mad Twizzler monkeys at u?
OKAY OKAY
11. Name your fictional crushes, or heroes you admire if you are fearful ?
But seriously, I have too many. do ya REALLY wanna know?
YAY IM STILL ALIVE!
Misti ~ out
(July 11, 2015 - 1:00 pm)
And I would scream about how Spongebob's pineapple is NOT EVEN A REAL PINEAPPLE because pineapples do not have bilateral symmetry like his!
(July 11, 2015 - 3:38 pm)
1. No. If I had one, my sister would have taken it from me long ago.
2. No. I would not rather be either of those things. If I had to be a hero's accessory, it would be a newsie's cap. Or Mary Poppins' umbrella, because it talks. And because I would be able to fly. and because, Mary Poppins: practically perfect.
3. Triple dent gum will make you smile (don't even ask).
4. If mermaids were real, I would have much better things to do. Like singing. On rocks. About mermaids.
5. I'm going to go with "never."
6. Magenta! (Sorry, inside joke with a bunch of people not on the chatterbox. And I can't explain it because...well, I don't even know how it started exactly. Wait, I think I remember...
7. Oh. May probably went to Dreams again. May, the Sandman is actually creepy, and you already got the Fairest things which was just a dream anyway...why were you back there?
8. You still have yours!? My poofball ran away a long time ago.
9. *gasps* it hurt! That means I'm a princess!
10. Nothing I ever do makes sense. I solemnly swear...that I am up to no good. Never mind, I take that back. Nice is different than good, after all.
11. Spot Conlon (I have no idea why), Fred Weasley (but not really. Oh, no, I can't even go there. Fred...), I used to have one on Luke Skywalker, but not for years.
Dessert? I don't care if it's a survey (I like those too), who doesn't like dessert?
(July 11, 2015 - 4:59 pm)
I know this is an old thread, but it is so beautiful it almost made me cry. I know it's old but can we please top this?!
(January 22, 2016 - 8:22 pm)
Hi Leafmist! I admit that I now go up to people and ask them if they've embraced their inner penguin lately... so yeah. Epic old thread!!
(March 25, 2016 - 9:22 am)