WEIRD SURVEY WITH

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WEIRD SURVEY WITH

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So, to get to know my fellow CBers, I have created a list of questions that will test your metal to the hardest, and also be very weird.

DISCLAIMER: a couple of these questions have to do with Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. If you haven't read at least one of these series you may be at a loss for one or two questions.

 

1. How are jelly doughnuts and Harry Potter related?

2. What is your first reaction if a large cockroach dressed in a fairy costume knocked on your door?

3. Dwarves or Elves and why? (If you've read/ watched LOTR or The Hobbit those type of elves and dwarves.)

4. What is your spirit animal? (I really don't care if you don't have one, just make it up.)

5. When you picture me, "Cloudy Dweller," what do I look like? (If you describe me really well and you don't actually know me *cough cough Rose Bud*, I will greatly reward you.)

6.  (ONLY IF YOU HAVE READ/WATCHED Heroes of Olympus and LORD OF THE RINGS) Legolas or Jason Grace?

7. Bunnies?

8. I am about to get weird, will you still be my friend?

9. Please state your answer in the form of a question because my question sounds like an answer?

10. Okay? Okay.

11. What hides in the deepest part of the sea?

12. Where do bluebirds fly?

13. Did you know that in real life Rosebud and I are best friends who live a secret double lives as monster slaying demigods? (We actually are best friends, BUT DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE SAVED THE WORLD?) 

14. How could you get Draco Malfoy to calm down without severely injuring him?

15. What do YOU look like (in your own eyes)

16. Ask me a question ? and I shall answer.

17. What if you lost on a reality TV show?

18. What fictional book character do you wish you were?

19.  Answer this next question honestly please?

20. What are you biggest fictional character crushes? (Top 3 or maybe 5 if you are like me) 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(April 23, 2015 - 2:56 pm)

1. They're both magical.

2. FALCON PUNCH!

3. Dwarves, because... well they're Dwarves.

4. Owl.

5. Ummm... a monk sitting on a cloud xD

6. I haven't watched either. Well I watched some of LOtR but it was much worse than the books.

7. 48.

8. Depends. Do you have any donuts?

9. *puts on sunglasses* I refuse.

10. IT'S NOT OKAY ~cries~

11. Jupiter.

12. Over the rainbpqkehdoiwi

13. riiiiight...

14. Punch him in the fa-- oh. Uh, I don't know, inject his food with a sleeping potion?

15. A dragon. Maybe Ell from TGWCFIASOHOM. Anyone? No? Okay...

16. WHY DOES MY FRWAKING KINDLE KEEP AUTOCORRECTING and yet it didn't correct "frwaking".

17. Cry.

18. See #15.

19. 'kay.

20. Ares from Gregor, Gylfie from Owls of Ga'hoole, and Stormac from Sword Quest.

THAT WAS FUN! 

 

 

 

submitted by hotairballoon
(April 23, 2015 - 6:37 pm)

YES! Love that book, love Ell!

submitted by Carolion K
(May 7, 2015 - 2:55 pm)

Topper !

sings: TOP 

submitted by Topper top top
(April 24, 2015 - 11:26 am)

1. Because they're both made of star stuff.

2. Scream and then electrocute it.

3. I haven't read LotR but Elves.

4. Um. I have no idea.

5. A cloud with a happy face. I'm very sorry.

6. I have not read LotR but I'm just starting HoO. I actually started with The Son of Neptune because, well, it was the only one in the class library, and now I'm halfway through The Mark of Athena. (That makes 2 1/2 books in one day because I have read Holes back to front today too.)

7. AAAAAH ITS FRANK FROM DONNIE DARKO!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm sorry, ever since I've read the Wiki article for Donnie Darko I have had a mild phobia of strange bunnies.

8. Sure! Why wouldn't I?

9. You are a jar of peanut butter. 

10. You are a jar of peanut butter.

11. The Giant everythings.

The Kraken, Crackers, the Colossal Collosal Squid, Beaky, The Oversize Jellyfish, Medusa, and Cthulhu.

12. EVERYWHERE... they are always watching youuuuu....

13. No. Did you know that in real life, I am part of the Imaginary Intelligence Agency and devote my life to fighting the S.P.A.E.C.?

14. Slap him in the face and scream at him.

15. Brown hair and eyes, braces, electric jumpsuit.

16. What is the Question to Life, the Universe and Everything?

17. Nothing.

18. None. They are all either a) stupid b) annoying c) jerks or d) all of he above.

19. Sure.

20. I AM NOT AS SHALLOW AS TO CRUSH. ESPECIALLY ON FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. 

I swear on the River Styx I don't have fictional crushes.

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(April 24, 2015 - 9:10 pm)

Somebody, my answer to number 16 is;

The question to life, the universe, and everything is :

 

Art. You see, no matter how the world was made, it is a work off art, it is full of art, it is living artwork...

 

that was freaky and deep, but I believe it, so whatever.

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(April 25, 2015 - 4:16 pm)

1: They are both famous.

2: *Fly swatter*

3: Ahem. LotR.... is not my thing. But Arya for the win?
4: Owl! Cliche.

5: Err.... The boy on the moon from Dreamworks, but insead of on the moon you're on a cloud.

6: Jason. Because no LOtR.

7: Adorable.

8: Dude, weird is the definition of me.

9: How do I not understand?

10: I am your new teacher, my name is ____, you no like me, I no like you. You like me, I still no like you. Okay? Okay. (My "friend" made that up.)

11: An octopuses' garden! Or maybe Spongebob Squarepants.

12: Over the rainbow and to the cursed Munchkinland.

13: Coool! Teach me how to turn into one!!

14: Draco. Look. It's a pretty birdie. Catch the pretty birdie. Pretty birdie, Malfoy! Pretty birdie!

15: gray blue eyes, tall, short blond hair. White wings. Owls. 

16: Write me? I don't know your address.

17: Ahem. Congratulations, winner. NOW TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR FOOT!
18: Luna Lovegood.

19: Et tu.

20: I don't have any. Completely honest. 

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(April 25, 2015 - 11:42 am)

He answer to life, the universe, and everything is...42!!!!!

submitted by Katydid
(May 5, 2015 - 2:22 am)

1. How are jelly doughnuts and Harry Potter related?

Queen Elizabeth: They are both softies *giggles*

Rose bud: (she is actually giggling right now!) They both have an H

2. What is your first reaction if a large cockroach dressed in a fairy costume knocked on your door?

Queen Elizabeth: "EWWWW!!"

 Rose bud: I would slam the door.  

3. Dwarves or Elves and why? (If you've read/ watched LOTR or The Hobbit those type of elves and dwarves.)

Queen Elizabeth: ELVES! 'CAUSE THEY'RE AWESOME!

Rose bud: Ummm.... Elves? Because Queen Elizabeth likes them? 

4. What is your spirit animal? (I really don't care if you don't have one, just make it up.)

Rose bud: SQUIRLE!! NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL THAT! 

Queen Elizabeth: I'm a horse.

Rose bud: NO YOUR NOT!

Queen Elizabeth: Fine, dolphin?

Rose bud: Um, that works. 

5. When you picture me, "Cloudy Dweller," what do I look like? (If you describe me really well and you don't actually know me *cough cough Rose Bud*, I will greatly reward you.)

We both know you! :) 

6.  (ONLY IF YOU HAVE READ/WATCHED Heroes of Olympus and LORD OF THE RINGS) Legolas or Jason Grace?

Queen Elizabeth: Jason.

Rose bud: LSKDJFAKSLDFJSAKLDFJSAKLDFJSLAKDFJAKLSDFJASDLKFJADKLSJF!!!!!

7. Bunnies? 

Queen Elizabeth: Sure

Rose bud: Love them! 

8. I am about to get weird, will you still be my friend?

Rose bud: I will always be your friend :) Was that question directed towards me since you knew I would take this sooner or later?

Queen Elizabeth: You and me will be friends pretty soon!  

9. Please state your answer in the form of a question because my question sounds like an answer?

Um. Got that? 

10. Okay? Okay.

Yeah? 

11. What hides in the deepest part of the sea?

Queen Elizabeth: Octopi!

Rose bud: That is so... un-exotic QE.

Queen Elizabeth: This is gonna be the longest post ever.

12. Where do bluebirds fly?

IN THE SKY! 

13. Did you know that in real life Rosebud and I are best friends who live a secret double lives as monster slaying demigods? (We actually are best friends, BUT DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE SAVED THE WORLD?) 

Queen Elizabeth: Really? I'm jealous. Can I be your friend too?

Rose bud: I'm flattered! 

14. How could you get Draco Malfoy to calm down without severely injuring him?

Queen Elizabeth:  Don't put me answering first!

Rose bud: Whatever. You should just stun him. That won't severly injure him right?

Queen Elizabeth: Throw a toad in his face. He deserves it.

Rose bud: He does, but that won't calm him down. 

15. What do YOU look like (in your own eyes)

Rose bud: In reality? You know that!

Queen Elizabeth: Short :(

(She isn't that short. Just when she is standing next to me:) 

16. Ask me a question ? and I shall answer.

Queen Elizabeth: Do you like Legolas?

Rose bud: I told her to say that! 

17. What if you lost on a reality TV show?

We wouldn't be there in the first place :) 

18. What fictional book character do you wish you were?

Rose bud: Katie Gardener. To get her some more "fame" in the series. 

Queen Elizabeth: Mary from secret garden. 

19.  Answer this next question honestly please?

It is going to be fictional crushes isn't it. Rose bud can get out of it because she can tell you in person. (Rose bud (me) is typing). 

20. What are you biggest fictional character crushes? (Top 3 or maybe 5 if you are like me) 

Rose bud: Fred, Percy (Anabeth will kill me), Um, that is it.
Queen Elizabeth: Jason Grace (WHAT? QE your crazy!), Duh, I like Percy too!
To explain this, we are not alter egos, we are cousins using the same computer. I (again, Rose bud) am typing. QE is dictating. 
submitted by Queen Elizabeth&Rose, age 10-12, SC
(April 26, 2015 - 2:57 pm)

Do I like Legolas:

The only thing better than books are those who are in them....

I DON'T  like Legolas, I LOVE LEGOLAS.

In both the books and the movies. Allow me to explain, in the books, he's this epic archer elf prince who bursts into song and wears soft shoes instead of loud battle boots, and in the movies, he has a bunch of epic stunts like sliding down walls on shields shooting orcs and swinging on to horses and a  British accent because Orlando Bloom (my current favorite actor) played him. So, to answer your question, LEGOLAS FOR INFINITY AND BEYOND.

 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(April 26, 2015 - 5:25 pm)

1. They are both vaguely sticky.

2. Slam the door!

3. Elves. 'Cause they are better the Dwarves. 

4.Winged wolf (I didn't make it up.)

5.You look like a fairy with dragonfly wings, blue eyes, and blond hair. You have a white fluffy dress.

 

 

6.Legolas.

7. Rab-bot.

8.I guess............

9.Okay?

10.Alright.

11. Sea serpent.

12. To the sky.

13. No, I did not know that.

14. You can't.

15. An Elf.

16.Jellyfish?

17. I would kiddnap the winner.

18. I would like to be  Murtagh from the Inheritance Cycle.

19. Alright.

20. Honest, I have none. 

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age 11, No Where
(April 26, 2015 - 3:15 pm)

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LIKES LEGOLAS BETTER *fist bumps*

Jellyfish?

I saw one at an aquarium once ^.^

But seriously, I like Jason, but you can't deny he's sort of a brick. 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(April 26, 2015 - 5:28 pm)

I don't like Jason, but I haven't read LoTR. (Neither has Queen Elizabeth, we have both just read The Hobbit).

submitted by Rose bud
(April 27, 2015 - 10:23 am)

Yeah, Percy is the best by a landslide.

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(April 27, 2015 - 7:59 pm)

Agreed. 

submitted by Rose bud
(April 28, 2015 - 8:20 am)

1. Both of them are awesome. 

2. Freeze, and then scream, "Ahhhhhhh!"

3. Elves, just because... because... I can't even think of a reason that describes what I'm thinking right now. 

4. Cat! 

5. A tall, slim person with long, white-blonde hair and blue eyes, sitting on a cloud. Wearing white. I know, I'm creative.

6. Jason Grace, definitely.

7. I do like bunnies, but cats are better.

8. Of course! I'm friends with everyone here on the CB :). 

9. Okay? Oh wait, unintended TFIOS reference.

10. Yes, I wrote my above answer without reading this one. Great minds think alike. :)

11. The shallowest part of the sea.

12 In the sky. Hehe, I made it rhyme!

13. Take me with you!

14. Put a spell on him that makes him fall asleep.

15. I'd rather not list them, because they are all negative.

16. What do you want to be when you grow up?

17. Be really really hard on myself.

18. Annabeth Chase. There's really no question.

19. Sure, I'll do my best.

20. Oh jeez... There are way way way more than three or five. Okay...

Percy Jackson

Leo Valdez

Harry Potter

And so on and so on...  

 

submitted by Katie M
(April 28, 2015 - 4:13 pm)