Record-breaking moments!!!

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Record-breaking moments!!!

Record-breaking moments!!!

Everyone has these.  What are everyone's funniest, most embarrassing, grossest, stupidest, silliest, worst, happiest, and best moments in their life?
Okay, here's one:
Halloween.  My friends (*coughnotanymorecough*) Danny and Annika (pen names that are close to their real names) are are sitting at a table with me.  We just came back from Trick-or-Treating.  Annika fiddles with a vegetable on her plate and says, "This is too squishy."  Danny and I burst out laughing for no apparent reason.  Annika stares blankly at us.  We guffaw and can't stop.  Annika rolls her eyes.  Clair (pen name) imitates us laughing.  We laugh even louder.  We try to sputter to Annika that we're sorry, that we're not making fun of her, but we can't.  It just sounds like, "We-wwe-re . . S-sorr-s-fff!!!!  W-we-Mfff!!  Hooo!!" And Danny falls off her chair with tears in her eyes.  Annika was sighing and muttering.  BUT WE STILL COULD NOT STOP!!!  
We felt pretty stupid after that.   
submitted by BellaTrix ✌ ♡
(March 2, 2009 - 3:05 pm)

Funny! I can't think of my own, though. H'm... *thinks*

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 2, 2009 - 6:09 pm)

 

OK

my sis lost her tooth this saturday at a resteraunt, so as it was just before we started eating, she put it in an altoid box. then she forgot about it. this morning she sooked in the box and there,  among the altoids, was a dollar bill!

LOL

submitted by Jenjen, age 12, Nowhere
(March 3, 2009 - 1:30 pm)

Embarassing: at recess last year, I was wearing this long skirt that I felt so pretty in. a boy that was playing football raced towards us, arms reaching for the flying football, and tripped, stepping on the edge of my skirt. It fell down. in. front. of. everyone. 

submitted by Poetonearth13
(March 3, 2009 - 5:18 pm)

I was at camp, and my friends and I were going to play a nice calm game of human dominoes, you know, your head on the next person's stomach... and the friend whose stomach my head was on started to laugh, and it was sooooo funny and I started laughing so hard I was crying and then my director came in and he found his cast lying on the stage all with tears streaming down their faces laughing like idiots.

submitted by Charlotte S., age 12, NY
(March 3, 2009 - 7:43 pm)

Ugh, I can't think of much. POOR Poetonearth13!!!!!! POOR YOU! :'( 

submitted by Maggie S., age 13, I LIKE CHEESE!!
(March 3, 2009 - 8:45 pm)

Yeah, especially poor Poetonearth13!!!!! :(:(:(

submitted by BellaTrix
(March 4, 2009 - 10:02 am)

I'm sorry, Poetonearth13!!!

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 4, 2009 - 4:28 pm)

aww, thanks, guys!! 

submitted by poetonearth13
(March 7, 2009 - 10:29 am)

Oh!!  I'm SORRY!!!  :(:(

submitted by Paige
(March 4, 2009 - 5:49 pm)

Oooh!!! :D:D:D I'll try to think of one for each of the categories!!!!! :D:D:D

Funniest: Ummm....  Pretty much most of the good old times of me hanging out with my 'friend' Emily. :) This isn't the funniest thing that's happened that I can think of, but the other day, I was at her house (yes, she ACTUALLY invited me!!), well no, we were walking around the neighborhood.  Nikki (who was also with us) had slipped on the ice (it was VERY icy) and was okay, but Emily laughed at her, because she got coated in snow.  Nikki got mad (not 'I hate you mad', but more of the annoyed mad) and we kept walking.  ((Oh!!  I was filming all of this, just for fun!))  A minute or two later, Emily randomly ran to the end of the road (well, it's a square, so one edge of the road) and, ummmmm, began doing jumping-jacks... :):) Then a car drove by, so she obviously tried to stop, but Nikki and I started laughing like crazy, because they had seen her.  Then we realized it was some boy she had seen before, and she got really embarrassed, so she ran (remember, it's icy!!) up to us, then did the funniest slip in the world!!  And I got in on tape!!!!! :D:D:D Sooo, we sent it to AFV!!!!!! :D:D:D I hope they use it!!!!! :D:D:D:D

Embarrassing: Ummmm...  Have I told y'all about the Marco Polo incident??  I was about three or four years old and was at a lake playing Marco Polo with my brother.  He had taught me to reach your arms out when your eyes are closed, so you have a better chance of finding the person.  Let me first tell you that it was crowded that day.  Very crowded. :-\ :-\ I knew I had heard some water swishing around, so I automatically thought that it was Clay.  I started shouting, "Clay!  Clay!!  I know it's you!  I'm going to win!"  In case you haven't figured it out yet, it wasn't Clay.  It was some, ummm, shall we say 'rather large' man, and I ran right into him, and (*shudders*) gave him a hug....  I opened my eyes and gave a blood-curdling (is that how you spell it?!) scream.  I ran out of the water and jumped into my dad's arms, and have never played Marco Polo again. :):):)

Grossest: All I need to say is 'heron droppings'. :P:P Hopefully, most of you remember what I'm talking about. :) Oh!  And the time I was at my church camp when somebuggy left the toilet lid open, and I didn't know, so I accidentally dropped my adorable sun dress in the water!  Yeah!!! :) Bleh!!!! :P:P

Stupidest: Ummm...  I can't think of any...  Well, I guess when I was talking about how easy it was to make the stupidest spelling mistakes, and I spelled stupidest wrong. :):):)

Silliest: I was at a hotel cabin thingy that was RIGHT next to rail-road tracks (I mean RIGHT next to it!!  About twenty or so feet from our cabin).  The room had ear plugs (they were useless), because the train honked its horn ALL NIGHT LONG!!!! AHH!!! :):):) Anyway, the earplugs didn't work, so I took some clean ones and put them in my nose. :):) It was really random.  They looked like carrots. :):):) Yeah.... :D:D

Worst: Probably B.B. dying. :(

Happiest: ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH ME IN FLORIDA!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

Best: This year at my camp, we played a game called 'Find the Wolf' (or something like that) outside in the dark.  It was a really lame game compared to their usual ones, so instead, I was hanging out with my friend, (I'll call her, uhhhhh, 'Keira!' :D:D:D) who's parents had just been painfully divorced (she's not a Christian).  Even though I didn't know her too well at the time, I knew most of what had been going on with her family, because her brother is my brother's best friend.  We were walking, then she just burst out crying.  'Keira' is NOT the type of girl who cries.  She's more of the type who hides her emotions, so you barely know anything is happening.  I talked with her the entire time the people were playing the game.  Eventually, camp counselors told us it was time to go to bed.  Keira and I were in different cabins, so we had to separate.  I knew I had to do something, so as soon as I got in my cabin, I grabbed her BFF (C!!!!!) by her shoulder, and said, "C., Keira's crying!!!"  Her face sort of became pale (it was weird!).  I glanced over at my counselor who knew everything that had been going on, and she nodded.  C. and I ran out of the cabin, through the darkness, and to Keira's cabin.  We knocked on the door, and her counselor opened it.  Her counselor is, shall we say, not exactly the nicest woman in the world, and she just looked at us with this disgusted expression on her face and said, "What do you want?!"  We told her that we had to talk with Keira, and she asked why. (Couldn't she see that the poor girl was crying her eyes out?!) We told her it was important, and by this time Keira had walked up to the counselor and started to beg her to allow her to talk with us.  Sooo, she did.  Keira, C., and I stood on their porch for probably a half an hour (maybe more) just crying and praying and hugging (remember a while ago when I said that C. isn't exactly the most quiet person in the world?  Well, just imagine her crying!).  Eventually, the counselor kicked us out, so C. and I stood on our porch crying for about the same amount of time.  We actually cried ourselves to sleep.  It was the weirdest feeling.  We were crying because we were so heart-broken and sad, but we had this really neat feeling of, oh, I don't know!  I guess it was a feeling of having friends who care, and will be there for each other.  Good friends.  It was even better for me, because, uhhh, too long to explain.  Go to the friends thread and read about how my """"""""friend""""""""" dumped me there (I put TONS of quotes on that, because that's about how good of friends we are now...).

The next night, they had everybuggy who had signed up for drama (NOT me!) give their 'cardboard testimonies' which was basically, people wrote on a piece of cardboard how God helped them through a tough time.  Since some of the kids weren't Christians, it didn't work quite like they wanted it to happen.  Normally, when people do their cardboard testimonies, they're all Christian, and it makes everybuggy feel wonderful.  These kids' 'testimonies' (if you could call them that) were so depressing and unhopeful, it made everybuggy cry miserably.  SOOO, C., Keira, and I pretty much had to relive the whole thing.  It was sort of annoying... :) Now, C., Keira, and I hang out sort of a lot. :):) I mostly hang out with Keira.  It's so good to have friends again! :D:D:D

WOAH!!! Look at how much space I took!!!! SORRY!!! :D:D:D

submitted by Paige
(March 4, 2009 - 5:49 pm)

No, it's really interesting!  Don't be sorry! :)

submitted by BellaTrix
(March 4, 2009 - 11:34 pm)

That's okay!

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 7, 2009 - 6:38 pm)

 Um.......I got one!

******funny moment*****************

scenario:

OK, I'm at my friend's house for lunch, probably the summer before I turned six.

I forget that I have a loose tooth and take a big bite out of my corn-on-the-cob.

My tooth literally POPS OUT of my mouth! 

It lands in my little sister's soup!

The friend whose house we were at was an only child and about a year younger than me, and so her mom made a HUGE fuss about it!

It was hilarious! I will never forget that day!

submitted by Jenni T, age 12, Nowhere
(March 4, 2009 - 8:10 pm)

Ha ha ha!!! :)

submitted by Paige P
(March 5, 2009 - 9:40 am)

Yup!

Here's another, more recent embarrasing  one ( and I mean RECENT)

*******embarrasing************

ok, so my li'l sis's violin group is going on tour,she was one of the lucky kids selected to go, and they did a live show on FOX last Friday morning.

I was standing in the back of the studio with the other parents and siblings of the group, making a face at my sis so that she would smile at the cameras, just at the same time as the camera was turning around to show the parents. I suddenly realized I was in the middle of the front row, and grimaced, then it really hit me, and I doubled up laughing, realizing that I had made two silly faces live on tv. Finaly I calmed down and remembered to smile, and looked up to find that the camera was doing a close-up on me!

 

Soooo embarrasing..........I hope nobody I know saw it...........

Um. so, yeah,that was pretty embarrasing.

submitted by Jenni T, age 12, Nowhere
(March 8, 2009 - 10:43 am)