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Jokes.Okay I

Jokes.

Okay I know there's already a thread about this, but I can't find it.:) Here's a joke my brother made up:

What did the ear say to the eye?

Nothing, they can'y talk!!!

submitted by Bekah P., age 12 in like, North Dakota
(February 25, 2009 - 3:26 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

Okay, why did the elephant cross the road?

The chicken was sick. :

Person 1: Juneau (do-you-know) the capital of Alaska?

Person 2: Do you know (Juneau)?

Person 1: Yes, exactly.

Person 2: No, I was asking you.

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(February 25, 2009 - 4:43 pm)

Good Joke!Cool

I have one for you.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

To pick up the flattened chicken!

submitted by B.H., age 12, Milky Way
(February 28, 2009 - 4:34 pm)

HHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!  That's a good one!  Here is a joke that I heard from one of my friends, it's pretty good (in a stupid kind of way)

Q: What is pink and fluffy?
A: Pink fluff!!!
Q: What is blue and fluffy????
A: Pink fluff holding it's breath!!!!:D  
~Kake (the funny one that you will soon think is the awesomest on this site!!!! (Koffee's pretty cool, too, she has to be, she's my twin (although, she isn't nearly as attractive as me!!!:P)))
submitted by Kake, age 12, on a plate
(February 25, 2009 - 6:50 pm)

:D:D:D HA HA HA HA!!! That's funny (in a stupidly funny sort of way!!!)!! :D:D:D

Here's a knock-knock joke, that sort of has to be said out loud, but it's pretty much my only favorite joke so yeah:

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Interrupting cow!

Interrup--

[interrupts person] MOOO!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

submitted by Paige
(February 26, 2009 - 7:40 pm)

Good jokes!Tongue out

I have one that I made up, and isn't too good.

If you are allowed to carry a dead animal onto a plane, what would it be called?

Carrion (carry-on) luggage!

It's not very good, though.

submitted by H.R., age 13, Milky Way
(February 28, 2009 - 4:41 pm)

And in that vein...

"What's red and looks like a bucket?"

"A red bucket."

"What's blue and looks like a bucket?"

"A blue bucket."

"What's green and has wheels?"

..."Grass. I lied about the wheels."

 

Courtesy of my friend Justin. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(February 26, 2009 - 8:18 pm)

Oh TNO, your jokes deeply cunfuzzle me.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major look, major stare, major loose your underwear!
***
Why did the spider cross the road?
She had to find a new web site!
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What do you get when a poodle eats a chili pepper?
A hot dog!
***
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!
***
Does your nose run and your feet smell?
You must be built upside-down!
*Muse* 
submitted by BellaTrix ✌ ♡
(February 26, 2009 - 10:38 pm)

Yah!  I remember that TNÖ kept on doing good but a bit gory jokes.  :)

 

Here's a lame one:

 What did the traffic light say to the driver?

Don't look!  I'm changing!!!

 

:D 

submitted by Laura M., age 15, Santa Rosa, Ca
(February 26, 2009 - 11:10 pm)

:D:D:D:D

submitted by BellaTrix ✌ ♡
(February 27, 2009 - 11:52 am)

Here is a really, really, really, REALLY, lame one that I made up when I was little-

Person 1- "How do you eat a turkey?"

Person 2- "I dunno. How?"

Person 1- "You gobble it up!"

Uhg. That is so lame, it's embarassing... Embarassed

submitted by Julia, age 12, Oregon
(February 27, 2009 - 1:11 pm)

What's asdghfdbgvcadjsnvgkvjgnmcjkbvh?

asdghfdbgvcadjsnvgkvjgnmcjkbvh, of course.456+87=dfgdvsgc

submitted by 574, age 425642, 46625324
(February 27, 2009 - 4:57 pm)

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "It's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "HOLY COW, A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

Makes me laugh every time. 

submitted by Poetonearth13
(February 28, 2009 - 5:34 pm)

:D:D:D I heard a story kinda like that once!! But it's too long to post.:)

Here's one that's kinds lame:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

King.

King who?

Kingaroo!

My sister made it up a long time ago.:)

submitted by Bekah P., age 12, in 11 , North Dakota
(March 7, 2009 - 2:20 am)

OK, here's one I heard and I thought it rather funny:

What's black and white, black and white , and black and white? A whale rolling down a hill! :)

What's black and white and goes hahaha? The whale that pushed it!! :D :D :D :D lol

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Why did the horse cross the road ? To visit her NEIGHHHHHHbors!!

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Hey that last one is a bit corny sorry!

submitted by Anna T.
(March 27, 2009 - 9:56 pm)