Looking through old

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Looking through old

Looking through old threads I found one where you posted funny quotes people you know have said. I then lost said thread and decided to start a new one.

Here are some of mine:

"Whoa, when did you go to Novia Scotia, what?"

"Come here, I want to feel your face."

''Yes, I am a dragon, ninja, werewolf, vampire, wizard, monkey."

"Why haven't you abused the power of the tongue?"

Captcha says ppop - pop? 

submitted by Katie, age i dunno, whatever
(March 30, 2014 - 1:15 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

"Sometimes an elephant is just an elephant."

"If you keep doing that I'll hit you with my stick."

[this is dialogue]
"You're annoying."
"I hate you."
"Yeah, and?"
"I hate you a lot."
"That comeback was both funny and weird."

 

submitted by Maggie, age 12, nowhere pleasant
(March 30, 2014 - 3:48 pm)

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submitted by Top, age Top, Top
(March 31, 2014 - 7:11 am)
"It’s a…"
"blue stork"
"with a red mustache"
"playing basketball"
"in an elevator"
"on the third floor"
"of the UNC-Duke Children’s Hospital"
"and by the way,"
"it’s fire engine red!"
My BFF and I made this up. 
submitted by Stellarbee, age 12, Indian Ocean
(March 31, 2014 - 10:58 am)

Feet: The Holocaust!

Bob: Is that something from Harry Potter?

Me: Don't feel bad, my mom confused Macklemore with Dumbledore.

***

Me (talking about Frozen not being based on the Snow Queen at all): Featuring Elsa: the girl who isn't in the fairy tale.  Featuring Anna: the girl who also wasn't in the fairy tale.

As a sidenote, we started watching Frozen, and the first scene was giving me Volga Boatmen vibes.

submitted by Gollum
(March 31, 2014 - 2:38 pm)

"And we will now show hockey nets in thier natural habitat."

"Actually her aunt broke her whoopie cushion by sitting too forcefully"

"I feel so nerdy sitting alone reading my dragon book and being anti-social" (Said by me)

(Dialogue)

"You felt my face!"

"Come here, I want to feel it again."

"Oww"

"Why do you always fall for that".........."Come here , I want to feel your face again." 

"NO!"

(End Dialogue)

"Danny, no licking people." 

This was all today so that says a lot about my friends and me....Wink 

submitted by Katie, age 11, my fortress
(March 31, 2014 - 3:20 pm)

"Stop licking my napkin, Penelope."

 

"Here, I'll hold him down while you punch him. Yeah. go for it. Nice and- "

 

“I hope your cruise ship gets sunk. Have fun!”

 

 

 

 

submitted by Astra, Here and now
(March 31, 2014 - 5:53 pm)

 

"Ello gov'na"

"Sup liddo mama"

"Ayeee chica , calm down"

"Uglyyyyyy I love you !"

"What's up lil Piasa Chelsea ?"

"Twerkkkk itttttt"

 

Dialogue:

"Holaa Mommy !"

"Holaa Gordaa !" ( that means hey fatty in Spanish lol , everyone around us cracked up ) 


Lol , those are the only appropritate ones ..... yeah my friends and I are bad lol . I would put them but some of them are dirty / just plain gross ( but still HILARIOUS ) or Spanish , so those are the ones I can remember lol . 

 

 

submitted by Vida
(March 31, 2014 - 7:17 pm)

"Katie's banana phone warehouse, how may I help you?"

"You would become a giraffe hoarder!"

"Is somebody who practices the art of calligraphy a calligraphist?"

"You heard the commercial Sarah and yet you laughed anyway." 

All of this was said by me, the one and only Katie _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _   (_ is for my own protction of the mysterious element I possess) 

Captcha says tedc. Do you Know somebody named Ted C., Captcha? 

submitted by Katie, age hmm...., my fortress
(April 1, 2014 - 3:08 pm)

"Maddie, which person's foot is uglier?"

Said by my sisters as they held up the bottoms of their feet for me to 'judge', because they were in an argument in who's foot was uglier (the little one, of course, thought the middle one's foot was totally gross :) ) 

submitted by Madeline
(April 9, 2014 - 4:25 pm)